- Garfield512

weird japanese sausage rape?

weird japanese sausage rape?
- Pat1993

Who knows ... Japanese people can be ... hmmm ... different!

Who knows ... Japanese people can be ... hmmm ... different!
- Garfield512

Fun, you mean, right? Happy Weber won the hardest shot. Good lord, btw... Auston Matthews looked like such a sleazy tool tonight...almost like a young Ron Jeremy, BEFORE he had his impressive mustache to compliment his equally impressive schwantz. Or a public access news channel anchor, trying ever so unsuccessfully to look like Ron Burgundy.

Ironic that I've never seen it while maple syrup is Canada's only natural resource
- Pat1993

- kicksave856

random question, any suggestions for a good movie/series to watch? I've already seen the witcher, which was pretty (frank)ing good

random question, any suggestions for a good movie/series to watch? I've already seen the witcher, which was pretty (frank)ing good
- Pat1993

oh, you'll quickly find if you ask around that i am the last guy to ask for viewing advice. i hardly never watch tv unless it's hockey or football and i went 18 years between seeing movies in the theater.

i am terrible at this type of question. but ask me any other type of question and i guarantee you an answer. i'll make something up if i have to.

oh, you'll quickly find if you ask around that i am the last guy to ask for viewing advice. i hardly never watch tv unless it's hockey or football and i went 18 years between seeing movies in the theater.

i am terrible at this type of question. but ask me any other type of question and i guarantee you an answer. i'll make something up if i have to.
- kicksave856

really? I thought for sure you had some kind of underground super cool stuff you were watching lolll


alright, well I guess my other question would be why do men have nipples?

really? I thought for sure you had some kind of underground super cool stuff you were watching lolll


alright, well I guess my other question would be why do men have nipples?
- Pat1993

not many people know this but in the days just before recorded history humans were no better than animals. bloodthirsty in their pursuit of survival. times were tough and things were very very different. anyway, women's nipples still produced milk to nourish the young, but men's nipples produced streams of deadly fire. the manlier the man, the longer his stream of deadly fire. many disagreements large and small were decided by nipple fire fights over the years. as society progressed and the environment became safer, evolution rendered men's nipples useless but, trust me, they play a very large part in the history of mankind.

not many people know this but in the days just before recorded history humans were no better than animals. bloodthirsty in their pursuit of survival. times were tough and things were very very different. anyway, women's nipples still produced milk to nourish the young, but men's nipples produced streams of deadly fire. the manlier the man, the longer his stream of deadly fire. many disagreements large and small were decided by nipple fire fights over the years. as society progressed and the environment became safer, evolution rendered men's nipples useless but, trust me, they play a very large part in the history of mankind.
- kicksave856

nipple fire fights

awesome answer

nipple fire fights

awesome answer
- Pat1993

#SorryUncleHab

#SorryUncleHab
- kicksave856

lolll

slowly but surely, we'll find a way to his heart

not many people know this but in the days just before recorded history humans were no better than animals. bloodthirsty in their pursuit of survival. times were tough and things were very very different. anyway, women's nipples still produced milk to nourish the young, but men's nipples produced streams of deadly fire. the manlier the man, the longer his stream of deadly fire. many disagreements large and small were decided by nipple fire fights over the years. as society progressed and the environment became safer, evolution rendered men's nipples useless but, trust me, they play a very large part in the history of mankind.
- kicksave856

again, kudos for the writing and level of detail

again, kudos for the writing and level of detail
- Pat1993

ty, friend.

ty, friend.
- kicksave856

ever listened to 2 Drink Minimum, a podcast with Mike Ward?

ever listened to 2 Drink Minimum, a podcast with Mike Ward?
- Pat1993

it sounds familiar i think but i've never heard it.

it sounds familiar i think but i've never heard it.
- kicksave856

it's pretty good, it's basically Mike and 2 other guys, Pantelis and Poseidon (actual names lol) talking poop. Poseidon gets bullied all the time but it's funny

So my blockmate has been drunk since 6am, listening to music and shouting. Also walked into our room by mistake.

Caufield with the hat trick... Hillis with a big night too (he's now 8th in OHL scoring)


Suck it Fredo 🖕

random question, any suggestions for a good movie/series to watch? I've already seen the witcher, which was pretty (frank)ing good
- Pat1993

Hey, Pat.
Series : Altered Carbon (Netflix/NF), Love, Death, & Robots (NF), The Boys (Amazon Prime/AP), American Gods (AP), The Man in the High Tower (AP), Harley Quinn (DC Unlimited), Star Trek: Discovery (Crave)
That should get you started

Fun, you mean, right? Happy Weber won the hardest shot. Good lord, btw... Auston Matthews looked like such a sleazy tool tonight...almost like a young Ron Jeremy, BEFORE he had his impressive mustache to compliment his equally impressive schwantz. Or a public access news channel anchor, trying ever so unsuccessfully to look like Ron Burgundy.
- Darksyde

So creepy and greasy!! Jesus he looks like a pedo. I bet the first thing he bought with his first NHL paycheck was a van with no windows. He looks like a cross between Ron Jeremy and Jon Waters.

Fun, you mean, right? Happy Weber won the hardest shot. Good lord, btw... Auston Matthews looked like such a sleazy tool tonight...almost like a young Ron Jeremy, BEFORE he had his impressive mustache to compliment his equally impressive schwantz. Or a public access news channel anchor, trying ever so unsuccessfully to look like Ron Burgundy.
- Darksyde

ok

Caufield with the hat trick... Hillis with a big night too (he's now 8th in OHL scoring)


Suck it Fredo 🖕
- obie

On 3 shots on goal too!

On 3 shots on goal too!
- Snots33_77

Second tier NHL player, won't amount to much

On 3 shots on goal too!
- Snots33_77

We're counting warm up goals now?

https://youtu.be/AQOzDS4sSBg