feeling a little pressure in the lower abdominal region.

afraid today might be a poop-at-work day.
- kicksave856

good thing I called it off.

well first of all you stay in bed until at least 10. it's free sleep. so you already messed that part up.

after that you're supposed to get high and jerk off to your favorite porn all day.

only go outside if you have to.
- kicksave856

sounds like an awesome day

sounds like an awesome day
- Pat1993

all he really needs is food in the fridge, electricity, and some lotion.

had zero recollection of doug weight being on that team. woah.
- kicksave856

Get this... they had Mark Recchi too.

hey bud
- deadpoulet

deadpoulet, hello

I called sick today.

Not really sick.

Tell me what do to with my day off.

Thanks.
- deadpoulet

Jerk off until nothing comes out anymore.

sounds like an awesome day
- Pat1993

chicken porn

Will it work if they put him on a third line?
- Fredo

it depends who he's playing with. if he's being centered by Kotkaniemi and watching Lekhonen send his slot passes 17 feet wide of the net, maybe not. but he's a threat on the PP that they haven't had in a while: a multi-dimensional guy who can shoot and find a seam.

chicken porn
- deadpoulet

cocks and breasts galore

deadpoulet, hello
- BINGO!

he's busy jerking off

deadpoulet, hello
- BINGO!

should we expect some trades with the canes?

I called sick today.

Not really sick.

Tell me what do to with my day off.

Thanks.
- deadpoulet

Fire up the Hub? Or am I too late

Get a face tattoo

Get a face tattoo
- Fredo

but who's face though?

but who's face though?
- Pat1993

Récemment Denise Bombardier est à la mode

I called sick today.

Not really sick.

Tell me what do to with my day off.

Thanks.
- deadpoulet

sit down, have a beer, sit by the fire

but who's face though?
- Pat1993

Your own face on your own face and that face has a tattoo of your face on it's face and so on and so on...it's like inception but with poopty white trash tattoos

should we expect some trades with the canes?
- deadpoulet

I think they're going to try and change up the defense a bit. Add a piece and maybe get rid of Gardiner.

Who knows.

Récemment Denise Bombardier est à la mode
- Fredo

tattoo d'une vieille snatch dans face?

I think they're going to try and change up the defense a bit. Add a piece and maybe get rid of Gardiner.

Who knows.
- BINGO!

Gardiner and a 1st for Petry

Your own face on your own face and that face has a tattoo of your face on it's face and so on and so on...it's like inception but with poopty white trash tattoos
- Takemedrunkimhome

tattoo d'une vieille snatch dans face?
- Symba007

Ou un gauntlet comme post malone

tattoo d'une vieille snatch dans face?
- Symba007

I called sick today.

Not really sick.

Tell me what do to with my day off.

Thanks.
- deadpoulet

Get a pickle jar. Find yourself a quiet small room like a closet. Get naked. Eat the pickles in the tranquility of silence and the satisfying snap the pickle makes as you bite into it.