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Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jan 20 @ 2:17 PM ET

Mitch Brown‏ @MitchLBrown · 14m14 minutes ago

My midseason Canadiens prospect ranking is live! Today, we start with 15-11, featuring analysis, videos, and more.

https://theathletic.com/1529202/?source=twittered
Snots33_77
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 09.25.2014

Jan 20 @ 2:19 PM ET
Why can't this team just lose.

They could (frank) up a glass of cold water.

Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:23 PM ET
Well played...long ass url
- Takemedrunkimhome




holy poop, hadn't noticed
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:24 PM ET
Mitch Brown‏ @MitchLBrown · 14m14 minutes ago

My midseason Canadiens prospect ranking is live! Today, we start with 15-11, featuring analysis, videos, and more.

https://theathletic.com/1529202/?source=twittered

- Symba007




*waits for Symba's copy-paste*
Takemedrunkimhome
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 03.08.2018

Jan 20 @ 2:24 PM ET
holy poop, hadn't noticed
- Pat1993

I've written shorter quarterly reports
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jan 20 @ 2:27 PM ET
*waits for Symba's copy-paste*
- Pat1993

too long

15-Fairbrother
14-Olofsson
13-Evans
12-Pitlick
11-Hillis
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jan 20 @ 2:27 PM ET
*waits for Symba's copy-paste*
- Pat1993

*with baited breath*
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jan 20 @ 2:27 PM ET
too long

15-Fairbrother
14-Olofsson
13-Evans
12-Pitlick
11-Hillis

- Symba007

Oh poop here comes obie.
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:30 PM ET
too long

15-Fairbrother
14-Olofsson
13-Evans
12-Pitlick
11-Hillis

- Symba007




first name Arm
Snots33_77
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 09.25.2014

Jan 20 @ 2:31 PM ET
first name Arm
- Pat1993


He must be out with a strained neck.
Takemedrunkimhome
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 03.08.2018

Jan 20 @ 2:34 PM ET
He must be out with a strained neck.
- Snots33_77

I knew a man from Nantucket with the same problem...let's just say the stories about him were greatly exaggerated
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:34 PM ET
He must be out with a strained neck.
- Snots33_77



yeah licking your own armpit must be dangerous
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:38 PM ET
I knew a man from Nantucket with the same problem...let's just say the stories about him were greatly exaggerated
- Takemedrunkimhome



any interesting story should start off this way
Takemedrunkimhome
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 03.08.2018

Jan 20 @ 2:39 PM ET
any interesting story should start off this way
- Pat1993

Wish it were my joke but...

https://comb.io/jdQ2wr.gif
Snots33_77
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 09.25.2014

Jan 20 @ 2:41 PM ET
I knew a man from Nantucket with the same problem...let's just say the stories about him were greatly exaggerated
- Takemedrunkimhome


Good thing the thing about his ear wasn't true!!!
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:43 PM ET
Wish it were my joke but...

https://comb.io/jdQ2wr.gif

- Takemedrunkimhome




ohhhh
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:46 PM ET
The following example comes from Immortalia: An Anthology of American Ballads, Sailors' Songs, Cowboy Songs, College Songs, Parodies, Limericks, and Other Humorous Verses and Doggerel, published in 1927:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose Richard was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a female genitalia I would (frank) it."




...this is from Wikipedia
Takemedrunkimhome
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 03.08.2018

Jan 20 @ 2:49 PM ET
The following example comes from Immortalia: An Anthology of American Ballads, Sailors' Songs, Cowboy Songs, College Songs, Parodies, Limericks, and Other Humorous Verses and Doggerel, published in 1927:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose Richard was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a female genitalia I would (frank) it."




...this is from Wikipedia

- Pat1993

I honestly assumed this limerick was common knowledge...a part of the "everybody knows" pop culture lexicon. Like it's the only limerick I actually know
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:51 PM ET
I honestly assumed this limerick was common knowledge...a part of the "everybody knows" pop culture lexicon. Like it's the only limerick I actually know
- Takemedrunkimhome



Maybe amongst anglophones? It does ring a bell for me, but it's a very vague and distant bell
Takemedrunkimhome
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 03.08.2018

Jan 20 @ 2:55 PM ET
Maybe amongst anglophones? It does ring a bell for me, but it's a very vague and distant bell
- Pat1993

Yeah that's my ignorance...I often forget how many Habs fans are French first and thus pop culture is a completely different beast...sarcasm gets me in trouble a lot with people for whom English isn't the first language
Pat1993
Montreal Canadiens
Location: disguise delimit, QC
Joined: 08.28.2009

Jan 20 @ 2:58 PM ET
Yeah that's my ignorance...I often forget how many Habs fans are French first and thus pop culture is a completely different beast...sarcasm gets me in trouble a lot with people for whom English isn't the first language
- Takemedrunkimhome



meh, nowadays you can't even fart without insulting anyone
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Jan 20 @ 3:00 PM ET
*farts*
BashCH
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The legendary Don Cherry agrees with me..., QC
Joined: 04.27.2010

Jan 20 @ 3:01 PM ET
*farts*
- pete26


Un pete qui pète. On aura tout vu !
Takemedrunkimhome
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 03.08.2018

Jan 20 @ 3:02 PM ET
meh, nowadays you can't even fart without insulting anyone
- Pat1993

The day you don't find Richard and fart jokes funny you may as well just give up on life
Darksyde
Season Ticket Holder
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Inside Henny's Head, ON
Joined: 07.11.2007

Jan 20 @ 3:03 PM ET
meh, nowadays you can't even fart without insulting anyone
- Pat1993

Mine have been known to repel, insult, and disgust people within a certain radius...and that's my family.
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