Maybe he should knock her up.

Could bring her back to Canada, teach how to cook and clean, don’t allow her shoes and socks, only let her leave the house to have another baby.

He’d be set!
- pete26

the dream

the dream
- WaterBoy

Maybe he should knock her up.

Could bring her back to Canada, teach how to cook and clean, don’t allow her shoes and socks, only let her leave the house to have another baby.

He’d be set!
- pete26

Don't know about that, I think she might manage to make more money than me so she'll choose.

- kicksave856

I'd rather she wear socks...

I'd rather she wear socks...
- WaterBoy

Can guarantee the one I'm dating will be wearing socks, she's the type of woman who is often cold it seems.

Unless I warm her with my body.

I'd rather she wear socks...
- WaterBoy

only socks though.

Can guarantee the one I'm dating will be wearing socks, she's the type of woman who is often cold it seems.

Unless I warm her with my body.
- jugkope

did you know that semen comes out at your body temp? you could offer to cover her in that?

back from?
- WaterBoy

y-kick-e

Jesus Christ.

only socks though.
- kicksave856

That's a given

y-kick-e
- pete26

say what?

did you know that semen comes out at your body temp? you could offer to cover her in that?
- kicksave856

https://97x.com/womans-ne...-penis-christmas-display/

did you know that semen comes out at your body temp? you could offer to cover her in that?
- kicksave856

I think cuddles are fine.

I think cuddles are fine.
- jugkope

i mean, sure but at least see if she's into the other thing.

i mean, sure but at least see if she's into the other thing.
- kicksave856

I feel like she isn't. I know women are difficult to understand but I have a hunch about that.

I know they'll play Poehling with Thompson on the 4th.
I just hope he gets a chance, maybe next week, to play LW with Domi and Suzuki.

I feel like she isn't. I know women are difficult to understand but I have a hunch about that.
- jugkope

just shoot some up in the air and see if she runs under it. that way it's up to her and you don't have to seem creepy or weird.

Good

Lord.

whats the worst that can happen?

So, she packs up all her poop on the top of the mountain, just to take the dogs to a doggie spa, in her Ford Explorer?

Did I miss something here?

Your cousin scored Peete

Your cousin scored Peete
- AGalchenyuk27

Vinny!

Ok, just finished back reading, saw the giant Xmas dong, and had to laugh at the lady who put it up... Her last name was Gash.

So, she packs up all her poop on the top of the mountain, just to take the dogs to a doggie spa, in her Ford Explorer?

Did I miss something here?
- pete26

something something boomer

Ok, just finished back reading, saw the giant Xmas dong, and had to laugh at the lady who put it up... Her last name was Gash.
- Darksyde

nothing gets by you