Pete is no wussy, he goes for the jar of banana peppers
- Symba007

More like the small jars of jalapenos...makes him feel more like a BIG man. (With a bad case of gonorrhea.)

More like the small jars of jalapenos...makes him feel more like a BIG man. (With a bad case of gonorrhea.)
- Darksyde

Nope. Pete doesn't like immigrants.

Nope. Pete doesn't like immigrants.
- jugkope

Hey, that's not true. He really likes the work his lawn guy Jose does. I hear he even gives him a tip occasionally. (Sure, it's just his hat, but Jose seems thrilled.)

Hey, that's not true. He really likes the work his lawn guy Jose does. I hear he even gives him a tip occasionally. (Sure, it's just his hat, but Jose seems thrilled.)
- Darksyde

PETE: get off my lawn
JOSE: but..
PETE: just kidding. don't make me have to shoot you again.

Hey, that's not true. He really likes the work his lawn guy Jose does. I hear he even gives him a tip occasionally. (Sure, it's just his hat, but Jose seems thrilled.)
- Darksyde

I don't think there's a single guy named Jose in Lloydminster....

7y 245M

that's 35M per year. to pitch every 5 days. +/- 1M per start.


- fidopro

Wait, I'm telling you Cole will get more than that

Offre et demande...theres not many people on earth that can throw like that and the TV contract for MLB is probably worth 5 times the NHL one...

I don't think there's a single guy named Jose in Lloydminster....
- AdamFrench

1 in AB 2 in SK according to the white pages.

1 in AB 2 in SK according to the white pages.
- jugkope

well sure, if you ask the white pages..

1 in AB 2 in SK according to the white pages.
- jugkope

They pronounce it "Joe-zee"

They pronounce it "Joe-zee"
- AdamFrench

Not for Gutierrez and Lopez.

again, i am not the GM so i am not going to scour the other 30 rosters. but i refuse to believe that there is not a single available defenseman who is better than Brett Kulak.
- DoubleDown

this

Kulak est poche.
Comprènnedé?
- Not_Yan

The nav in mrs26's car is not only a woman, but a woman with a British accent.

Told her if she could change it to a man, she wouldn't be lost half the time..
- pete26

Wait, I'm telling you Cole will get more than that

Offre et demande...theres not many people on earth that can throw like that and the TV contract for MLB is probably worth 5 times the NHL one...
- Xizord

Is this supposed to be a revelation of some kind?

Is this supposed to be a revelation of some kind?
- hscesq

granted, its only logic

Better odds of winning 6/49, I would assume.
- hscesq

Guys, I'm not thar far from him, wire me a proper fee to slap him, tell me his name and i'll be on my way !

granted, its only logic
- Xizord

Nah. It's a given.

Nah. It's a given.
- hscesq

he younger and less injury prone

300m ?

he younger and less injury prone

300m ?
- Xizord

Younger, yes. Stras coming off injury free season and got better in the playoffs. Injuries no longer a concern there. Not sure Cole gets to $300M. Maybe $280M?

Guys, I'm not thar far from him, wire me a proper fee to slap him, tell me his name and i'll be on my way !
- Xizord

Paul LaLonde

Rm #34
Westmount One..

Younger, yes. Stras coming off injury free season and got better in the playoffs. Injuries no longer a concern there. Not sure Cole gets to $300M. Maybe $280M?
- hscesq

Can you please lock the Leafs thread?

Holy crap, 300M to play baseball??

Can you please lock the Leafs thread?
- AdamFrench

Holy crap, 300M to play baseball??
- Good On Paper

Only 30-35 games, don't worry.

- Scabeh

(frank)ing exhaustingly stupid and banal.