Then get out and start making some..
- pete26

To quote Flight of the Conchords

So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute
Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute
Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this
Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist

https://www.urbandictiona...e.php?term=eiffel%20tower
- Darksyde

Hey Matt, remember when we Eiffel towered Ruth?

To quote Flight of the Conchords

So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute
Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute
Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this
Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist
- jugkope

Well I guess that's it

To quote Tim Minchin:

I believe that women have the right
To walk the streets at night
And not be afraid for their lives
And I believe a woman has the right
To choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement
Of the conservative right
And I believe a woman has the right
To wear the clothes she likes
Without being treated like dirt
And I think we men are pathetic
How we seem to judge aesthehic
As the measure of a woman's worth

I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex
For making women feel like objects

(frank) I love boobs though
I just really love them
(frank) I love boobs though
I just want to rub them
They're just so jooby
They make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Ba doop-e-do
I just really love boobs

I believe the people are entitled
To basic human rights
Whether they're rich or they're poor
And I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself
Even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's okay
That the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow men
I'm sure I could do a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor



(frank) I love boobs though
I just really love them
I don't really mind if
I am behind, below, or above them
They're just so bubbly
They make me feel lovely
I would rather own boobs than a pub
Ba doop-e-do
I just really love boobs

I believe the planet that we live in
Is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we should assume
We can go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely
The world's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit

(frank) I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They are equally fun
When they're twenty-one
Or octegenarian
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I would rather eat boobs than a bap
Ba doop-e-doop de do
I just really love boobs

Evolutionary theory says bosoms
Are buttocks like protrusions
Designed to tempt men
When they can't get a glimpse of your bum
I find such hypotheses dumb
It's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy vagina
Since they said that I can't
Look my great aunt in the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

From the first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the nurse in the old people's hostel
We're just (frank)ing monkeys in shoes

And I will always love boobs
I will always love boobs

Mike Commodore @commie22

Hey Mike Babcock....The entire Maple Leaf organization has had it with you....The Players & the entire Front office are sick and tired of your arrogance...#PackYourpoop and beat it you piece of poop.

Mike Commodore @commie22

Hey Mike Babcock....The entire Maple Leaf organization has had it with you....The Players & the entire Front office are sick and tired of your arrogance...#PackYourpoop and beat it you piece of poop.


- stinger67

So what's Mike up to these days?

So what's Mike up to these days?
- Pat1993

Twitter, that's it.

Twitter, that's it.
- jugkope

Cool, I guess he made enough money to spend the rest of his days on the Twit

Cool, I guess he made enough money to spend the rest of his days on the Twit
- Pat1993

yeah he did

yeah he did
- kicksave856

He did get a contract for almost 19M at one point.

yeah he did
- kicksave856

Nice

Nice
- Pat1993

FOR WHO?! NOT MY EYES!

FOR WHO?! NOT MY EYES!
- Darksyde

I knewse you was a redhead hater.

I knewse you was a redhead hater.
- jugkope

I love me some redheads... It's the purple head I'm not fond of.

I think we’ll see a much better effort tonight.

Rueben in the nets?

Nice tribute to carbo too.

Nice tribute to carbo too.
- pete26

so well deserved

Will the truth come out tonight?

Will the truth come out tonight?
- WaterBoy

Prince Andrew or Bill Cosby??

Jesus.

So that’s it?

pretty much

pretty much
- fidopro

Was hoping to add a few things.

Was hoping to add a few things.
- pete26

Fleury