her eyes...


I wonder, is she Eyetalian?
- Pat1993

so she was born in New York, but her family is from Italy lol

Xerox is buying HP. The 1990's are coming back strong
- Takemedrunkimhome

Can't wait for the 90s nostalgia wave to strike. Screw Stranger Things, Ready Player One and the likes.

I'm just making a fake quote about myself before someone else does.
- jugkope

oh, cool!


I'm really short, and I like to snort lots and lots of coke
-pat1993

That girl is so (frank)ing incredibly hot...
- BashCH

Our kids would have a pretty decent chance at looking average

oh, cool!


I'm really short, and I like to snort lots and lots of coke
-pat1993
- Pat1993

It's not funny since it's true.

Our kids would have a pretty decent chance at looking average
- stinger67

You'd have to adopt because she ain't letting you near her.

It's not funny since it's true.
- jugkope

why u such a meany

You'd have to adopt because she ain't letting you near her.
- jugkope

Who told you about the restraining order?

Kicky - what's your feeling for tonight's game

It's not funny since it's true.
- jugkope

You having a bad day bud? Seem a little testy? (Or have over loaded testis)

why u such a meany
- Pat1993

Accumulation of man-seed blocks the empathy part of my brain.

Kicky - what's your feeling for tonight's game
- Pat1993

Habs get all the calls.

Accumulation of man-seed blocks the empathy part of my brain.
- jugkope

So I was right haha. Patrice O'Neal (rip) had a joke at the Just for Laughs nasty show about masterbation and getting the evil out. Essentially he isn't a murderer and we can thank masterbation...at least that's what I recall from it.

Could be good advice

Habs get all the calls.
- hscesq

Montreal typical

Habs get all the calls.
- hscesq

I don't know...even from the grave I'm not sure I trust Ed Snyder

Habs get all the calls.
- hscesq

Vigneault and Therrien probably had this one circled on their calendar

You having a bad day bud? Seem a little testy? (Or have over loaded testis)
- Takemedrunkimhome

never understood the "blue balls" concept... don't those guys beat their meat?

never understood the "blue balls" concept... don't those guys beat their meat?
- Pat1993

i think beating the meat is the remedy

i think beating the meat is the remedy
- mr.peanut

then they can get prescribed masturbation sessions, and show their prescription note to their boss to get a few extra "required" breaks at work

then they can get prescribed masturbation sessions, and show their prescription note to their boss to get a few extra "required" breaks at work
- Pat1993

Like I said...I like the Patrice O'Neal theory

never understood the "blue balls" concept... don't those guys beat their meat?
- Pat1993

Try to avoid.

Vigneault and Therrien probably had this one circled on their calendar
- Pat1993

I doubt they share the same calendar. That'd be awkward.

Like I said...I like the Patrice O'Neal theory
- Takemedrunkimhome

sociopaths and serial killers just need a good hand party

I doubt they share the same calendar. That'd be awkward.
- hscesq

I heard on the radio this morning that Vigneault once locked himself out of his hotel room, half-naked. That was probably awkward lol

So peanut is now selling "GetRoman" products? wtf