Wear a condom.
- BashCH

But that goes against the idea of unprotected sex.

But that goes against the idea of unprotected sex.
- jugkope

At this point, you shouldn't be picky about sex.

Ouin! J'aime pas les projets où on a des consultants externes mais quand c'est moi qui fait le design et qui gère le chantier ça va.

J'ai fait un stage en estimation chez un entrepreneur c'était vraiment de la marde, quand on avait pas la job on ce faisait chier dessus, pis quand on l'avait ils faisaient juste chialer sur l'argent qu'on avait laisser sur la table.
- MortChicken

C'est tellement ça

Pis une fois que t'as la job, ton boss te demande de jouer à la guidoune et trouver des sous-traitants encore plus bas.

Pis après ça tu te fais chialer après parce que ça va mal sur le chantier à cause des sous-traitants tout croches qu'il t'a forcé à engager parce qu'il voulait presser le citron encore plus.

But that goes against the idea of unprotected sex.
- jugkope

Just put a PPK under your pillow, it's all the protection James Bond ever needed

C'est tellement ça

Pis une fois que t'as la job, ton boss te demande de jouer à la guidoune et trouver des sous-traitants encore plus bas.

Pis après ça tu te fais chialer après parce que ça va mal sur le chantier à cause des sous-traitants tout croches qu'il t'a forcé à engager parce qu'il voulait presser le citron encore plus.
- stinger67

Tu devrais voir le sous-traitant de pavage qu'on a eu sur une job cet été. Quand le contremaitre se présente en polo pis en jeans, pas de dossard ni de casque tu sais que ça va pas ben aller. Le général a été obligé de tout arracher et recommencer. à des places on avait 10mm d'asphalte je pouvais l'enlever avec mes mains

Just put a PPK under your pillow, it's all the protection James Bond ever needed
- MortChicken

Yeah but he's British, it's different.

Yeah but he's British, it's different.
- jugkope

Except the terrible food and crooked teeth I don't see how.

Except the terrible food and crooked teeth I don't see how.
- MortChicken

Don't forget the accent and driving on the other side of the road. Women loooove guys who drive on the other side of the road.

Don't forget the accent and driving on the other side of the road. Women loooove guys who drive on the other side of the road.
- jugkope

When I do it they scream

When I do it they scream
- MortChicken

me too..

oh, driving.

But I don't want HIV
- jugkope

Meh...ask Magic...it's impact is overrated

Meh...ask Magic...it's impact is overrated
- Takemedrunkimhome

yeah but he's magic.

the rest of us can't even get a rabbit out of a hat much less just wave our magic wand (which was what got him in this trouble in the first place) and cure ourselves of a deadly disease.

Meh...ask Magic...it's impact is overrated
- Takemedrunkimhome

Then why is he advocating for safe sex

yeah but he's magic.

the rest of us can't even get a rabbit out of a hat much less just wave our magic wand (which was what got him in this trouble in the first place) and cure ourselves of a deadly disease.
- kicksave856

speak for yourself ol'kickeroo

speak for yourself ol'kickeroo
- mr.peanut

well i'm happy to know that you're feeling better.

well i'm happy to know that you're feeling better.
- kicksave856

your avatar work last night played a HUGE part in my recovery

your avatar work last night played a HUGE part in my recovery
- mr.peanut

- kicksave856

And then y'all wonder why I don't have an avatar.

- kicksave856

And then y'all wonder why I don't have an avatar.
- jugkope

i am actually making you a nice, simple poland avatar right now.

And then y'all wonder why I don't have an avatar.
- jugkope

i know why. it's your "look at me" thing.

At this point, you shouldn't be picky about sex.
- BashCH

If he dies, he dies.

exactly. (frank)ing Heart Condition Bernie, Creepy Joe and can't see a gay fella getting in.
- AGalchenyuk27

gay men always find a way in

- kicksave856