They're going to start another World War just to get the three-peat.
- jugkope

Germany going 0 for 3?

- Scabeh

I know, I was like, damn girl we are standing 400m above hills and fields, maaaaybe your beer isn't the most interesting thing to take a picture of.

I know, I was like, damn girl we are standing 400m above hills and fields, maaaaybe your beer isn't the most interesting thing to take a picture of.
- jugkope

Should have taken a pic of your junk and live texted it to her

The girls I went mountain hiking with, they were crazy with pictures. When we were at the shelter's viewpoint on top of one, one of them took 5 pictures of her beer and 7 of herself with her beer.
- jugkope

And were they making glorious duck faces?

Germany going 0 for 3?
- MortChicken

If the racist German from my former dorm has his way, yes.

I just hope Italy once again start on their side.

I know, I was like, damn girl we are standing 400m above hills and fields, maaaaybe your beer isn't the most interesting thing to take a picture of.
- jugkope

She can go up and have that view again, but she will never drink that beer again

Should have taken a pic of your junk and live texted it to her
- MortChicken

No phone, have you been reading or are your girlfriend's new breasts blocking the screen?

And were they making glorious duck faces?
- Pat1993

Nah, just a nice smile.

And were they making glorious duck faces?
- Pat1993

i think we should always keep a handful of breadcrumbs in our pocket to throw at girls posing for selfies with duck face.

I’m gonna have to agree with HealthyScratch6 here.

She can go up and have that view again, but she will never drink that beer again
- mr.peanut

It wasn't a very fancy beer. Nay would have looked at her with disapproval.

I know, I was like, damn girl we are standing 400m above hills and fields, maaaaybe your beer isn't the most interesting thing to take a picture of.
- jugkope

My girlfriend had a friend who really finds it important to feed her instagram with pictures and posts or whatever.

One day, she's home with her kid (who will likely get an autism diagnostic in the future) and I decide to read a story to him and my son.

She takes a picture of me reading to the kids and asks me if can she put it on her instagram.

I declined. This situation doesn't concern anyone else and is private.

She was so furious, she left instantly.

We've never seen her again.

My girlfriend had a friend who really finds it important to feed her instagram with pictures and posts or whatever.

One day, she's home with her kid (who will likely get an autism diagnostic in the future) and I decide to read a story to him and my son.

She takes a picture of me reading to the kids and asks me if can she put it on her instagram.

I declined. This situation doesn't concern anyone else and is private.

She was so furious, she left instantly.

We've never seen her again.
- Scabeh

You lost your chance to be famous.

i think we should always keep a handful of breadcrumbs in our pocket to throw at girls posing for selfies with duck face.
- kicksave856

My girlfriend had a friend who really finds it important to feed her instagram with pictures and posts or whatever.

One day, she's home with her kid (who will likely get an autism diagnostic in the future) and I decide to read a story to him and my son.

She takes a picture of me reading to the kids and asks me if can she put it on her instagram.

I declined. This situation doesn't concern anyone else and is private.

She was so furious, she left instantly.

We've never seen her again.
- Scabeh

wow

My girlfriend had a friend who really finds it important to feed her instagram with pictures and posts or whatever.

One day, she's home with her kid (who will likely get an autism diagnostic in the future) and I decide to read a story to him and my son.

She takes a picture of me reading to the kids and asks me if can she put it on her instagram.

I declined. This situation doesn't concern anyone else and is private.

She was so furious, she left instantly.

We've never seen her again.
- Scabeh

You were 100% in the wrong here

You were 100% in the wrong here
- mr.peanut

That depends on his girlfriend's opinion.

I’m gonna have to agree with HealthyScratch6 here.
- pete26

Who?

wtf pete, you cheat !

I’m gonna have to agree with HealthyScratch6 here.
- pete26

- AGalchenyuk27

You lost your chance to be famous.
- jugkope

or threesome

or threesome
- MortChicken

or a famous threesome on Instagram

My girlfriend had a friend who really finds it important to feed her instagram with pictures and posts or whatever.

One day, she's home with her kid (who will likely get an autism diagnostic in the future) and I decide to read a story to him and my son.

She takes a picture of me reading to the kids and asks me if can she put it on her instagram.

I declined. This situation doesn't concern anyone else and is private.

She was so furious, she left instantly.

We've never seen her again.
- Scabeh

Well just follow her on instragram idiot

or a famous threesome on Instagram
- Pat1993

with duckface and (frank)face and breadcrumbs and then some.

Well just follow her on instragram idiot
- MortChicken