you still aren't interested in that asian girl, huh?
- kicksave856

Still a no I'm afraid

I knew she wouldn't let me, so I offered her a loan at 13.25% monthly interest. And she said no.
- jugkope

Just pay

Still a no I'm afraid
- jugkope

alright. i'm just looking for holes you can put it in.

alright. i'm just looking for holes you can put it in.
- kicksave856

I know and I appreciate you for that. But y'know, just living my life.

Just pay
- mr.peanut

She won't let me, I tells you. She don't want nobody paying for her, she made that clear.

She won't let me, I tells you. She don't want nobody paying for her, she made that clear.
- jugkope

"I do it for everyone"

"I do it for everyone"
- mr.peanut

Still a no. And to be fair I respect her for that.

Still a no. And to be fair I respect her for that.
- jugkope

Take the eastern path then

Take the eastern path then
- mr.peanut

I have no idea what that means.

I have no idea what that means.
- jugkope

take her southern path then.

I have no idea what that means.
- jugkope

Asian chick

Asian chick
- mr.peanut

he refuses to eat at the sushi bar.

I have no idea what that means.
- jugkope

Buy her from her dad

Buy her from her dad
- MortChicken

Her parents split up and she lived with her mom, so I think that's a better option.

he refuses to eat at the sushi bar.
- kicksave856

I'm not against the sushi bar, it's just that none of the current dishes are to my taste.

Her parents split up and she lived with her mom, so I think that's a better option.
- jugkope

I assume her dad killed himself with his own sword after the humilitation of a divorce

I'm not against the sushi bar, it's just that none of the current dishes are to my taste.
- jugkope

love asian women. my egg roll is bursting with soy sauce.

I'm not against the sushi bar, it's just that none of the current dishes are to my taste.
- jugkope

No noodles?

I assume her dad killed himself with his own sword after the humilitation of a divorce
- MortChicken

Not the case.

I don't know if he has a sword.

No noodles?
- mr.peanut

I think the metaphor should stop at no dish to my taste.

I think the metaphor should stop at no dish to my taste.
- jugkope

you know she comes with a free 2 liter bottle of pepsi, right?

you know she comes with a free 2 liter bottle of pepsi, right?
- kicksave856

That's no true. I haven't seen any of the Asian chicks carrying 2 liter bottles of anything.

That's no true. I haven't seen any of the Asian chicks carrying 2 liter bottles of anything.
- jugkope

you have to get them to come first.

those jokes were a lot less offensive in smiley's thread, huh?

I think the metaphor should stop at no dish to my taste.
- jugkope

Just chow down on her bowl of rice. Maybe you'll like it. Maybe you'll love it.