A bit high brow. More like,"HEY! Ya mind if I (frank) that purdy sheep over there? Got my own boots."
- Fenrir

She's my Woulmate. I'll see myself out now.

She's my Woulmate. I'll see myself out now.
- 2sticks1puck

A few weeks ago my truck broke down in an area with no cell service. Seeing a farm about a half mile away, I set out to ask if i could use their phone. Coming over a hill I saw a guy in the pasture giving the business to a sheep, so I hurried past. When I got to the house and knocked on the door, a little curly haired kid answered the door, and I told him what I saw. He said, "Yeah, that's my daaaad."

I want to know how this conversation went: "Hello sir, would you mind if I cornholed your animals? Mine is a bit on the mend"

Wish someone would have captured the second blank stare of the farmers until they got pissed of at the question.
- 2sticks1puck

"That there is a mighty fine goat ya got there sir, be a shame if I couldn't plow it"

TPC might not like this, but if Kreids doesn't click on the 2nd line he is definitely gone at the TDL... maybe earlier
- mdw7413

I think Jan pointed out the Reason why...and it rhymes with Bohm

A few weeks ago my truck broke down in an area with no cell service. Seeing a farm about a half mile away, I set out to ask if i could use their phone. Coming over a hill I saw a guy in the pasture giving the business to a sheep, so I hurried past. When I got to the house and knocked on the door, a little curly haired kid answered the door, and I told him what I saw. He said, "Yeah, that's my daaaad."
- Fenrir

I really don't want to ask what "giving the business" to sheep means...i hope this isn't bestiality

I really don't want to ask what "giving the business" to sheep means...i hope this isn't bestiality
- TPC

Interspecies erotica bucko!

A few weeks ago my truck broke down in an area with no cell service. Seeing a farm about a half mile away, I set out to ask if i could use their phone. Coming over a hill I saw a guy in the pasture giving the business to a sheep, so I hurried past. When I got to the house and knocked on the door, a little curly haired kid answered the door, and I told him what I saw. He said, "Yeah, that's my daaaad."
- Fenrir

BAAAAAAAAD joke

"That there is a mighty fine goat ya got there sir, be a shame if I couldn't plow it"


- eichiefs9

Interspecies erotica bucko!
- 2sticks1puck

BAAAAAAAAD joke
- tbreinold

See what happens when i got to work for a 1/2 hour. Bestiality

See what happens when i got to work for a 1/2 hour. Bestiality
- mdw7413

Yeah, this went off the rails quicker than usual.

You're welcome.

See what happens when i got to work for a 1/2 hour. Bestiality
- mdw7413

Ewe started it, I just finished on it

Ewe started it, I just finished on it
- eichiefs9

Fenrir started it. What happens when you live off the grid

Fenrir started it. What happens when you live off the grid
- mdw7413

I just wanted an excuse to make the sheep pun

I think Jan pointed out the Reason why...and it rhymes with Bohm
- TPC

Fenrir started it. What happens when you live off the grid
- mdw7413

So this is what kills the thread today

I miss Ranger's hockey

So this is what kills the thread today
- 2sticks1puck

I'm surprised Schwein didn't show up. This is right up his alley

I'm surprised Schwein didn't show up. This is right up his alley
- mdw7413

"Kelly can be a boys name too!"

TPC might not like this, but if Kreids doesn't click on the 2nd line he is definitely gone at the TDL... maybe earlier
- mdw7413

he is going to cost too much money to keep IMO. Regardless of how he is playing

he is going to cost too much money to keep IMO. Regardless of how he is playing
- mrn22

Yeah, I just figured if he had a really good season they might keep him. They seem to be trading any pending UFA though the last couple years so it don't look good for him

"Kelly can be a boys name too!"
- 2sticks1puck

Not sure of the reference

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