PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON Joined: 08.11.2011
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No worries at all, there's always trades and pickups to be made. - Alpha_Nuck
I joined.. Team name "no skinny chicks" |
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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK Joined: 09.21.2009
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He's going to win the coveted "Most Likely To Be An Alien" Award - AdamFrench
Ah the Pavel Datsyuk Memorial Award. |
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Alpha_Nuck
Vancouver Canucks |
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Location: Vancouver, BC Joined: 12.09.2014
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I joined.. Team name "no skinny chicks" - PatC80
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ToMaLe
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Leaf Land, SK Joined: 10.09.2008
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Babcock socks! - ToMaLe
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RickJames77
Boston Bruins |
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Location: We’re Too Old, Boston Joined: 04.03.2013
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I still get that call multiple times a day. Even after telling them I live in an apartment building.
I got the same guy calling me. I told him, dude, you've called here twice already today, I still live in a building. - GreatGigInTheSky
if you have an iphone, the new iOS sends unknown callers straight to voicemail. It's a legendary feature. If google had it first, awesome, I don't care, not looking to enter the war of the smart phones. |
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winsix
Season Ticket Holder Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine Joined: 04.03.2016
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Ah the Bryzgalov Memorial Award. - BINGO!
Fixed |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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I usually say "I'm not the owner of the house, and my parents are not home right now"
It seems to work.
- PatC80
I got a call last week from the Canadian Tax Service - I was in real trouble unless I contacted them - press 1.
I pressed one and immediately blurted out: "I've told your frankers a million times - I pay taxes on all the cocaine I've sold, so you can't touch me!"
They hung up.
I think this is my new strategy. |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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if you have an iphone, the new iOS sends unknown callers straight to voicemail. It's a legendary feature. If google had it first, awesome, I don't care, not looking to enter the war of the smart phones. - RickJames77
Because you will lose to Blackberry. |
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Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh Joined: 04.06.2011
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I got a call last week from the Canadian Tax Service - I was in real trouble unless I contacted them - press 1.
I pressed one and immediately blurted out: "I've told your frankers a million times - I pay taxes on all the cocaine I've sold, so you can't touch me!"
They hung up.
I think this is my new strategy. - Atomic Wedgie
I like the voicemails I got a few weeks back of "YOU ARE WANTED FOR A CRIME PRESS 1 TO PAY" |
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GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON Joined: 06.12.2017
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He's going to win the coveted "Most Likely To Be An Alien" Award - AdamFrench
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GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON Joined: 06.12.2017
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Ah the Pavel Datsyuk Memorial Award. - BINGO!
I thought the Sedin's had that on lock? |
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RickJames77
Boston Bruins |
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Location: We’re Too Old, Boston Joined: 04.03.2013
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Because you will lose to Blackberry. - Atomic Wedgie
Mr. Chen will be expecting a written apology. Blackberry doesn't even make any Blackberries anymore. But you can still buy one from one it's licensed manufacturers. For a cool 1,100$ mind you |
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PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON Joined: 08.11.2011
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I like the voicemails I got a few weeks back of "YOU ARE WANTED FOR A CRIME PRESS 1 TO PAY" - AdamFrench
do you also get the voicemails with the police sirens in the background? Those are my fave.. |
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RickJames77
Boston Bruins |
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Location: We’re Too Old, Boston Joined: 04.03.2013
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do you also get the voicemails with the police sirens in the background? Those are my fave.. - PatC80
Never gotten those
Do they play the "Cops" theme song in the background? |
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Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON Joined: 09.20.2010
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Only when I tell them my parents aren't home.
Can't tell the difference between a 39 yr old and a 17 yr old, I guess.. - PatC80
Take the elastics off your balls, they may notice a difference. Lol
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PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON Joined: 08.11.2011
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Mr. Chen will be expecting a written apology. Blackberry doesn't even make any Blackberries anymore. But you can still buy one from one it's licensed manufacturers. - RickJames77
Plus, blackberries are considered a super food.. They are known for preventing certain types of cancers |
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PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON Joined: 08.11.2011
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Take the elastics off your balls, they may notice a difference. Lol - Fakepartofme
Why would I ever remove the elastic?
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winsix
Season Ticket Holder Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine Joined: 04.03.2016
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Mr. Chen will be expecting a written apology. Blackberry doesn't even make any Blackberries anymore. But you can still buy one from one it's licensed manufacturers. - RickJames77
They're pretty cheap at the Asia Pacific Mall in Toronto. I saw several new in the box right next to the Guccy T-shirts. Didn't see JFJ
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PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON Joined: 08.11.2011
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PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON Joined: 08.11.2011
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They're pretty cheap at the Asia Pacific Mall in Toronto. I saw several new in the box right next to the Guccy T-shirts. Didn't see JFJ - winsix
Do they still carry those Rollex watches? |
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Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON Joined: 09.20.2010
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Why would I ever remove the elastic? - PatC80
Oh only one?
Pfft wussy.
Lol |
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RickJames77
Boston Bruins |
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Location: We’re Too Old, Boston Joined: 04.03.2013
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They're pretty cheap at the Asia Pacific Mall in Toronto. I saw several new in the box right next to the Guccy T-shirts. Didn't see JFJ - winsix
The Keyone is like 1,100$
Pretty sure they make most of their money on software these days. Something to do with the security of self driving cars and I think they dabble in logistics software for shipping companies. Their pivot, albeit not completed yet, has been pretty interesting.
As long as you didn't own the stock |
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PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON Joined: 08.11.2011
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Oh only one?
Pfft wussy.
Lol - Fakepartofme
Of course, don't want to completely lose all feeling.. |
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RickJames77
Boston Bruins |
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Location: We’re Too Old, Boston Joined: 04.03.2013
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Of course, don't want to completely lose all feeling.. - PatC80
You ever see the guy that found out how many elastics you can put around a water melon before it explodes?
To answer your question, yes, I do have way too much time on my hands. Being on this site, almost daily, wasn't enough of a clue? |
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