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PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Oct 9 @ 1:14 PM ET
No worries at all, there's always trades and pickups to be made.
- Alpha_Nuck



I joined.. Team name "no skinny chicks"
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Oct 9 @ 1:16 PM ET
He's going to win the coveted "Most Likely To Be An Alien" Award
- AdamFrench


Ah the Pavel Datsyuk Memorial Award.
Alpha_Nuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 12.09.2014

Oct 9 @ 1:17 PM ET
I joined.. Team name "no skinny chicks"
- PatC80

ToMaLe
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Leaf Land, SK
Joined: 10.09.2008

Oct 9 @ 1:17 PM ET
Babcock sucks!
zazzle
Joined: 01.19.2013

Oct 9 @ 1:22 PM ET
Babcock socks!
- ToMaLe





RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 9 @ 1:28 PM ET
I still get that call multiple times a day. Even after telling them I live in an apartment building.

I got the same guy calling me. I told him, dude, you've called here twice already today, I still live in a building.

- GreatGigInTheSky

if you have an iphone, the new iOS sends unknown callers straight to voicemail. It's a legendary feature. If google had it first, awesome, I don't care, not looking to enter the war of the smart phones.
winsix
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine
Joined: 04.03.2016

Oct 9 @ 1:30 PM ET
Ah the Bryzgalov Memorial Award.
- BINGO!






Fixed
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Oct 9 @ 1:31 PM ET


I usually say "I'm not the owner of the house, and my parents are not home right now"

It seems to work.

- PatC80

I got a call last week from the Canadian Tax Service - I was in real trouble unless I contacted them - press 1.

I pressed one and immediately blurted out: "I've told your frankers a million times - I pay taxes on all the cocaine I've sold, so you can't touch me!"

They hung up.

I think this is my new strategy.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Oct 9 @ 1:32 PM ET
if you have an iphone, the new iOS sends unknown callers straight to voicemail. It's a legendary feature. If google had it first, awesome, I don't care, not looking to enter the war of the smart phones.
- RickJames77

Because you will lose to Blackberry.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Oct 9 @ 1:32 PM ET
I got a call last week from the Canadian Tax Service - I was in real trouble unless I contacted them - press 1.

I pressed one and immediately blurted out: "I've told your frankers a million times - I pay taxes on all the cocaine I've sold, so you can't touch me!"

They hung up.

I think this is my new strategy.

- Atomic Wedgie

I like the voicemails I got a few weeks back of "YOU ARE WANTED FOR A CRIME PRESS 1 TO PAY"
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Oct 9 @ 1:34 PM ET
He's going to win the coveted "Most Likely To Be An Alien" Award
- AdamFrench


GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Oct 9 @ 1:34 PM ET
Ah the Pavel Datsyuk Memorial Award.
- BINGO!


I thought the Sedin's had that on lock?
RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 9 @ 1:34 PM ET
Because you will lose to Blackberry.
- Atomic Wedgie

Mr. Chen will be expecting a written apology. Blackberry doesn't even make any Blackberries anymore. But you can still buy one from one it's licensed manufacturers. For a cool 1,100$ mind you
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Oct 9 @ 1:34 PM ET
I like the voicemails I got a few weeks back of "YOU ARE WANTED FOR A CRIME PRESS 1 TO PAY"
- AdamFrench


do you also get the voicemails with the police sirens in the background? Those are my fave..
RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 9 @ 1:35 PM ET
do you also get the voicemails with the police sirens in the background? Those are my fave..
- PatC80

Never gotten those

Do they play the "Cops" theme song in the background?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Oct 9 @ 1:36 PM ET
Only when I tell them my parents aren't home.

Can't tell the difference between a 39 yr old and a 17 yr old, I guess..

- PatC80

Take the elastics off your balls, they may notice a difference. Lol
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Oct 9 @ 1:36 PM ET
Mr. Chen will be expecting a written apology. Blackberry doesn't even make any Blackberries anymore. But you can still buy one from one it's licensed manufacturers.
- RickJames77


Plus, blackberries are considered a super food.. They are known for preventing certain types of cancers
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Oct 9 @ 1:36 PM ET
Take the elastics off your balls, they may notice a difference. Lol
- Fakepartofme


Why would I ever remove the elastic?
winsix
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine
Joined: 04.03.2016

Oct 9 @ 1:37 PM ET
Mr. Chen will be expecting a written apology. Blackberry doesn't even make any Blackberries anymore. But you can still buy one from one it's licensed manufacturers.
- RickJames77


They're pretty cheap at the Asia Pacific Mall in Toronto. I saw several new in the box right next to the Guccy T-shirts. Didn't see JFJ
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Oct 9 @ 1:37 PM ET
Never gotten those

Do they play the "Cops" theme song in the background?

- RickJames77



That would make it more legit
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Oct 9 @ 1:38 PM ET
They're pretty cheap at the Asia Pacific Mall in Toronto. I saw several new in the box right next to the Guccy T-shirts. Didn't see JFJ
- winsix



Do they still carry those Rollex watches?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Oct 9 @ 1:38 PM ET
Why would I ever remove the elastic?
- PatC80

Oh only one?

Pfft wussy.

Lol
RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 9 @ 1:39 PM ET
They're pretty cheap at the Asia Pacific Mall in Toronto. I saw several new in the box right next to the Guccy T-shirts. Didn't see JFJ
- winsix

The Keyone is like 1,100$

Pretty sure they make most of their money on software these days. Something to do with the security of self driving cars and I think they dabble in logistics software for shipping companies. Their pivot, albeit not completed yet, has been pretty interesting.


As long as you didn't own the stock
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Oct 9 @ 1:40 PM ET
Oh only one?

Pfft wussy.

Lol

- Fakepartofme


Of course, don't want to completely lose all feeling..
RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 9 @ 1:41 PM ET
Of course, don't want to completely lose all feeling..
- PatC80

You ever see the guy that found out how many elastics you can put around a water melon before it explodes?

To answer your question, yes, I do have way too much time on my hands. Being on this site, almost daily, wasn't enough of a clue?
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