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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Sep 25 @ 10:21 AM ET
I thought the league does an orientation for players to not pull this kind of poop? Plus the team, plus the agent.... In the #metoo era, that guard could make a big stink. His bozo friends could have pulled the , "prank", why'd they let Matthews do it? Pretty stupid move.
- kaptaan

Yes.

Pretty stupid move.

Nothing more, nothing less.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Sep 25 @ 10:22 AM ET
More importantly than door handle half moon gate. Is the team making cuts during this camp or no?
- joel878

Roomer is no cuts until after tonight's game.
RafiDRW
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Bill Cosby’s Magic Wiener #FireBlashill, TN
Joined: 04.16.2016

Sep 25 @ 10:24 AM ET
Yes.

Pretty stupid move.

Nothing more, nothing less.

- Atomic Wedgie

This.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Sep 25 @ 10:25 AM ET
mgriffen
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto
Joined: 02.01.2012

Sep 25 @ 10:25 AM ET
He didn't drive his truck through a wall of a restaurant, he did beat the shiit out of a cabby. He did something stupid while drunk... only ALL of us have done stupid things while drunk.
- bixll


He also didn't wreck his Ferrari and kill his buddy in the process while drunk off his arse. But a Leaf mooned a security guard, so that's way worse of course.
Thehabsfan93
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.17.2011

Sep 25 @ 10:26 AM ET
With MeToo, he could get in some serious trouble.
SofaKingBored
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Halifax, NS
Joined: 10.13.2006

Sep 25 @ 10:26 AM ET
So Matthews got drunk and did something disrespectful... neither are a crime...
RafiDRW
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Bill Cosby’s Magic Wiener #FireBlashill, TN
Joined: 04.16.2016

Sep 25 @ 10:26 AM ET
From last blog-





Is that actually a thing that happened? Why have I not heard it before?

- GreatGigInTheSky

Yes. Yes it is.



http://usat.ly/TpcQTj
RafiDRW
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Bill Cosby’s Magic Wiener #FireBlashill, TN
Joined: 04.16.2016

Sep 25 @ 10:27 AM ET

- AdamFrench

Dammit Frenchmen, yah beat me too it.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 25 @ 10:27 AM ET


The mug shots would be the best ever..

- bixll


Just thinking about it is killing me.
bixll
Location: New Glasgow, NS
Joined: 09.04.2008

Sep 25 @ 10:28 AM ET
Just thinking about it is killing me.
- GreatGigInTheSky



Turn to the left Sir....

Now look forward...
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 25 @ 10:29 AM ET
There's a famous story about two Leafs (99% certain one was Salming, and I can't remember the other one) who were walking back to a hotel, found a shop had forgot to lock a door or something - anyhoo, they stole a golf cart, drove it into the hotel, tried to drive it up the stairs in the lobby, and got stuck. They had to call the fire department.

And the other guy (dammit - can't franking remember who it was) would tell this story as everyone around him (including reporters) would howl with laughter.

Those were the days.

- Atomic Wedgie


The good old days, when things weren't blown way out of proportion. Even when they were pretty big things.
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

Sep 25 @ 10:30 AM ET
Roomer is no cuts until after tonight's game.
- Atomic Wedgie


Really?! Lol. I'm struggling to find the benefit of keeping a big group around for so long. But that's why they make the big bucks I guess.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Sep 25 @ 10:30 AM ET
Dammit Frenchmen, yah beat me too it.
- RafiDRW

Still top-5 best. The look of shame in the tinky winky (I think?) outfit. Amazing.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Sep 25 @ 10:31 AM ET
He also didn't wreck his Ferrari and kill his buddy in the process while drunk off his arse. But a Leaf mooned a security guard, so that's way worse of course.
- mgriffen

Dude.

Heatley wasn't drunk.
Scabeh
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC
Joined: 02.25.2007

Sep 25 @ 10:31 AM ET
I thought the league does an orientation for players to not pull this kind of poop? Plus the team, plus the agent.... In the #metoo era, that guard could make a big stink. His bozo friends could have pulled the , "prank", why'd they let Matthews do it? Pretty stupid move.
- kaptaan


Pretty sure he didn't ask for permission before doing it.

I think this story will die off pretty quickly.
SofaKingBored
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Halifax, NS
Joined: 10.13.2006

Sep 25 @ 10:32 AM ET
Dude.

Heatley wasn't drunk.

- Atomic Wedgie


Just high as a bird's poosay?
RafiDRW
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Bill Cosby’s Magic Wiener #FireBlashill, TN
Joined: 04.16.2016

Sep 25 @ 10:32 AM ET
Still top-5 best. The look of shame in the tinky winky (I think?) outfit. Amazing.
- AdamFrench

It’s truly a work of art, that arrest.
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Sep 25 @ 10:32 AM ET
I thought the league does an orientation for players to not pull this kind of poop? Plus the team, plus the agent.... In the #metoo era, that guard could make a big stink. His bozo friends could have pulled the , "prank", why'd they let Matthews do it? Pretty stupid move.
- kaptaan


Just for clarity ...b/c a lot of people have only skimmed the report.

I read 'they' basically tried to scare her in some stupid drunk prank.

She didn't like it and lectured them.

They walked away laughing and AM pulled the walk away with his pants around his ankles.

They then begged her not to report it.

She filed a complaint 2 days later citing sexual crime/assault.

Police investigated by speaking to her/watching the video/speaking to him and concluded that no sex crime took place ....they instead charged him with being a drunken dummy.

If I'm his Dad I'm telling him he needs to grow the (frank) up. I'm telling him we all make poor judgments and I probably crack two beers and tell him a few cool stories from my early 20's. Then I tell him the right thing to do was to apologize to her immediately when it happened b/c she was right and they made a stupid mistake.

And then I rake him over the coals for thinking that mooning someone is funny/cool after the age of 12. (frank)ing nerd.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 25 @ 10:32 AM ET

- AdamFrench


Yes. Yes it is.



http://usat.ly/TpcQTj

- RafiDRW



GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 25 @ 10:32 AM ET
Turn to the left Sir....

Now look forward...

- bixll


Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014

Sep 25 @ 10:32 AM ET
He's already said this put the end to Matthews being the Captain and his eventual exit in 5 years on TSN 1200.
- AdamFrench


matthews was just on the fan 1270 in buffalo saying he always wanted to be a sabre
Aaron_85
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 04.22.2014

Sep 25 @ 10:32 AM ET
Nobody truly cares.

Let's move on to the Tkachuk deal. Bridge deal at 7 million per. Kind of crazy when Aho is signed for 5 years at just over 8.
daws44
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 02.08.2010

Sep 25 @ 10:33 AM ET
Yes.

Pretty stupid move.

Nothing more, nothing less.

- Atomic Wedgie


Captain Underpants!
Scabeh
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC
Joined: 02.25.2007

Sep 25 @ 10:34 AM ET
Nobody truly cares.

Let's move on to the Tkachuk deal. Bridge deal at 7 million per. Kind of crazy when Aho is signed for 5 years at just over 8.

- Aaron_85


I'm still a little shocked by the numbers I'm seeing.

With all of these guys holding out for so long, I thought they were all gunning for more money than what Aho got.

Turns out only Marner so far did.

Even Goddamn Point signed for less.

I'm really curious where Laine/Connor/Rantanen will fall.
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