I’m almost 34. I figured you were in my age range.
- RafiDRW

Ya I’m 32. Learned about planets in Gr 2 hahah.. Canada’s education system was probably subpar by today’s standards.

anything else you'd like to add?

- Lucas.Neilson

I'm sending you a pair of jorts that you have to wear during every Leafs game to atone for your sins. You have to hike them up like they're Daisy Dukes when you play the Sabres.

He jiggled a door handle


- Arctic_AARDVARK

Still, I completely understand why a woman, alone at 2 am, would be scared of a bunch of drunk bumholes "jiggling" with her door handle.

It's an assumption... but not a wild one
- SofaKingBored

Hmmm in that case....we'll await confirmation.

Ya I’m 32. Learned about planets in Gr 2 hahah.. Canada’s education system was probably subpar by today’s standards.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I did take some astronomy based classes in high school, to be fair.

33 years, 10 months, and 21 days or so. Get it right!
- RafiDRW

My kids are 30.. All good.

Paul Marner definitely leaked the story to get Mitch into the running for the C

What...guys on message board downplaying an event possibly involving their superstar player maybe harrassing a female? Crazy.

But yes you are correct. It doesnt look good and no "boys will be boys" is not at all an acceptable excuse.

However, we havent heard all the facts yet and I believe the trolls take on here that matthews needs to seek help is ....way too dramatic and foolish.
- Fakepartofme

I'm not as outraged as the other guy, but it does seem like Lucas' "get her a box of chocolates or something" is way out of line. What if it was his daughter harassed and threatened by huge drunk dudes at 2am?

I'm sending you a pair of jorts that you have to wear during every Leafs game to atone for your sins. You have to hike them up like they're Daisy Dukes when you play the Sabres.
- RickJames77

as long as they are signed, I'm in

But some scientist (last name Kuiper) predicted its existence in the early 50's.
Good on him.
- Fakepartofme

You Wikipedia’d it huh? Lol

Paul Marner definitely leaked the story to get Mitch into the running for the C
- HealthyScratch6

It's so obvious!

Paul Marner definitely leaked the story to get Mitch into the running for the C
- HealthyScratch6

Captain Mitch!

as long as they are signed, I'm in
- Lucas.Neilson

I'll get Brad Marchand right on that!

Still, I completely understand why a woman, alone at 2 am, would be scared of a bunch of drunk bumholes "jiggling" with her door handle.
- Scabeh

Was she not a security guard ? Would this not be a frequent event for her ?

I'm not as outraged as the other guy, but it does seem like Lucas' "get her a box of chocolates or something" is way out of line. What if it was his daughter harassed and threatened by huge drunk dudes at 2am?
- BestRapperAlive

it's an apology, that's what needs to be done.

and that's the point I'm trying to get across!

likely that's all it would take to solve this, a sincere apology and maybe give her a lil swag showing her some love (he is Mr. Arizona) after all!

Sorry, I stepped away from my computer before Fake provided the synopsis. It is similar to that, but done soooo much better and is a story deep enough to dive into for a season. It is really done well.

To Aetherial, it is a bit depressing, but unfortunately it is something people have to go through. I think they did a great job with it.

it's based on a true story too...not sure if the synopsis mentioned that.
- RickJames77

I copied the synopsis straight from the internet.

I'm not as outraged as the other guy, but it does seem like Lucas' "get her a box of chocolates or something" is way out of line. What if it was his daughter harassed and threatened by huge drunk dudes at 2am?
- BestRapperAlive

She was the security guard.

Was she not a security guard ? Would this not be a frequent event for her ?
- bixll

I couldn't say. I've never lived in an appartment building in Arizona.

But from her reaction... I'm gonna guess no?

I'm not as outraged as the other guy, but it does seem like Lucas' "get her a box of chocolates or something" is way out of line. What if it was his daughter harassed and threatened by huge drunk dudes at 2am?
- BestRapperAlive

this is a armed security guard - should be trained for a lot more than that if you ask me

Was she not a security guard ? Would this not be a frequent event for her ?
- bixll

Quite victim blaming... her side arm was securely loaded in it's holster just as she was trained in the military where she used to shoot Muzzie's for fun in Iraq and Afghanistan...

Poor, afraid woman at 2am my arse...

it's an apology, that's what needs to be done.

and that's the point I'm trying to get across!

likely that's all it would take to solve this, a sincere apology and maybe give her a lil swag showing her some love (he is Mr. Arizona) after all!
- Lucas.Neilson

NO! He shall never come back from this. His career should be over and we should be calling all his sponsers to ask them how they feel about supporting rape.

Still, I completely understand why a woman, alone at 2 am, would be scared of a bunch of drunk bumholes "jiggling" with her door handle.
- Scabeh

Because it’s what people do now? Get scared about everything, panic, call the cops on black people having picnics in a park.

So much more is going to come out. We’ll learn that she knows Matthews and that they banged a some point and she’s jealous etc..

Maybe not, but I think there’s more here. So instead of slagging Matthews, let’s wait until we have all the facts. So far the facts are that someone jiggled a door handle and he walked around with his pants around his ankles drunk. Stupid, but no big deal. He’ll learn from it and move on.

Quite victim blaming... her side arm was securely loaded in it's holster just as she was trained in the military where she used to shoot Muzzie's for fun in Iraq and Afghanistan...

Poor, afraid woman at 2am my arse...
- SofaKingBored

I am full of shame...

I did take some astronomy based classes in high school, to be fair.
- RafiDRW

Wellllllll that’ll learn ya some spacey stuff!

You Wikipedia’d it huh? Lol
- Arctic_AARDVARK

No, but like you I have watched crazy shows on the universe with my kids.
It seems like my brain retained an item or two.
Had I googled it, I would have included his first name....to seem really schmart.