I know what you're thinking, how can a young man so charming be single.
- jugkope

you should try that as your pickup line.

Imagine what his girlfriend must go through when she dares ask him how was his day!
- Scabeh

They never want to do that, they just want to ramble and go on and on about theirs

Who do you take me for, Symba007? I never swallow.
- jugkope

I literally read :

'Who would you take, me or Symba

then followed by I never swallow'

you should try that as your pickup line.
- kicksave856

They'll think about talking about another guy.

I literally read :

'Who would you take, me or Symba

then followed by I never swallow'
- Xizord

I'd not blame him for picking Symba, go for the experienced one.

They never want to do that, they just want to ramble and go on and on about theirs
- Xizord

HA! Girls, amirite?? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!

How about that local sports team??

They'll think about talking about another guy.
- jugkope

with that attitude they will! just walk up and be assertive.

besides the more you do it the less nervous you'll be hitting on girls.

HA! Girls, amirite?? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!

How about that local sports team??
- Good On Paper

Women. Can't live with them, they will not go out with me.
-Vork, The Guild

with that attitude they will! just walk up and be assertive.

besides the more you do it the less nervous you'll be hitting on girls.
- kicksave856

Should I also mark my territory by peeing on 'em?

Should I also mark my territory by peeing on 'em?
- jugkope

hey if you're into that erotic asphyxiation thing she could be into some of that r kelly stuff.

hey if you're into that erotic asphyxiation thing she could be into some of that r kelly stuff.
- kicksave856

I'm so not into either of those things.

I'm so not into either of those things.
- jugkope

okay. well i suppose that's probably good. peeing on girls seems to have gotten r kelly into some real trouble.

okay. well i suppose that's probably good. peeing on girls seems to have gotten r kelly into some real trouble.
- kicksave856

Only because minors.

Only because minors.
- jugkope

yeah. stay away from minors too.

also, if you start to believe you can fly, you can't. do not try to fly.

yeah. stay away from minors too.

also, if you start to believe you can fly, you can't. do not try to fly.
- kicksave856

But how will I reach the lights then?

i think i lost my train of thought back there.

But how will I reach the lights then?
- jugkope

oh that's easy. you just clap and the lights go on and off.

oh that's easy. you just clap and the lights go on and off.
- kicksave856

Yeah but only because the lightbulb wiring in my dorm is so fragile.

Yeah but only because the lightbulb wiring in my dorm is so fragile.
- jugkope

poland. it's no north america.

poland. it's no north america.
- kicksave856

Nope. And dorms are rarely great place to start with, so

i think i lost my train of thought back there.
- kicksave856

You'd have to ask Mr. John and Rice.

Edit: Actually it's probably based on a Verdi opera about an Ethiopian princess in Egypt.
- jugkope

Are we talking about Jerry Rice regarding Antonio Brown

Antonio Brown released from Patriots because or artist that says he troubled her with his naked body covering up his bits with a towel

Antonio Brown released from Patriots because of artist that says he troubled her with his naked body covering up his bits with a towel
- The_Price_is_right

Pete26 and pat1993 both suck

If neither deny this in 5 minutes it stays on their records