We should go back to trading beaver skins for mirrors.
- BashCH

I don't have either of those things.

I don't have either of those things.
- jugkope

Then you're poor, sorry.

Then you're poor, sorry.
- BashCH

Too poor to afford my own room at school?

Too poor to afford my own room at school?
- jugkope

i missed the eating part? is it that he's a loud eater? i hate that poop. like a slurper and a loud chewer? because i think by law you're actually allowed to kill people like that in their sleep. then you will have your own room.

i missed the eating part? is it that he's a loud eater? i hate that poop. like a slurper and a loud chewer? because i think by law you're actually allowed to kill people like that in their sleep. then you will have your own room.
- kicksave856

He makes more noise than my dog while eating. Yes, slurping. And he was eating chips, y'know, super dry and breakable food.

He makes more noise than my dog while eating. Yes, slurping. And he was eating chips, y'know, super dry and breakable food.
- jugkope

how is your flexibility? do you think you can get a kick near his throat?

how is your flexibility? do you think you can get a kick near his throat?
- kicksave856

Probably feasible, but it's not very discreet.

Probably feasible, but it's not very discreet.
- jugkope

hatchet him in his sleep.

hatchet him in his sleep.
- kicksave856

Anything that leaves me prime suspect is a bad idea.

He makes more noise than my dog while eating. Yes, slurping. And he was eating chips, y'know, super dry and breakable food.
- jugkope

So, they just paired you up with some random dude to live with??

Anything that leaves me prime suspect is a bad idea.
- jugkope

Just plant a few pipe bombs next to his body, you'll be considered a hero

So, they just paired you up with some random dude to live with??
- pete26

Correct.

Anything that leaves me prime suspect is a bad idea.
- jugkope

okay, i got it. every day scrub the toilet with his toothbrush while he is out.

long story but i'm pretty sure i almost killed someone that way once.

okay, i got it. every day scrub the toilet with his toothbrush while he is out.

long story but i'm pretty sure i almost killed someone that way once.
- kicksave856

Sounds like weird but powerful poop

Correct.
- jugkope

Where's he from?

Where's he from?
- pete26

Bangladesh and Dubai, aren't you reading, pete?

Sounds like weird but powerful poop
- Pat1993

lol

Bangladesh and Dubai, aren't you reading, pete?
- jugkope

Um no I didn't read that.

There's 2 of 'em?

Nan ça c'est correct. Les siestes et le sappage sont les problèmes.
- jugkope

Went to Milsa, was allright, but the Asian right behind me made more noise while eating than a Rotweiller I would have thrown a Tbone too...

Went to Milsa, was allright, but the Asian right behind me made more noise while eating than a Rotweiller I would have thrown a Tbone too...


- Xizord

Yan has no manners

obama got away with this. just sayin'
- kicksave856

Brown not ok but orange cheetos yes

Brown not ok but orange cheetos yes
- Symba.007

vat a countrry!

Yan has no manners
- Pat1993

ah !

That would explain why he was alone too !

So, they just paired you up with some random dude to live with??
- pete26

no its his boyfriend, he just ashame to admit

https://www.journaldequeb...re-affirme-gilles-duceppe

QP's boy is right for once.