Does he own one or just renting it?
- Steven_Seagull

I believe it's a stolen library card. Tanner uses it to study up on analytics used by famous music composers. According to Tanner, Beethoven and Mozart had terrible analytics but passed the ear test even though technically, Beethoven was deaf. Tanner claims to have completed Figaro by using old songs from REM and Depeche Mode. What's the Frequency Jimmy?

seems to fat and lazy to work the double

probably just relies on his wife to put in some extra hours
- Tumbleweed

The 80s Jean jacket no longer fits. Rumour has it that Tanner auditioned for "Stanger Things" but was randomly turned down in favour of the DemoGormley.

(frank) contract interviews are so cringeworthy...just get rid of them the player isn’t going to give up anything.
Interviewer
“Anything imminent?”

Marner

“Ask my agent”

Interviewer
“Have you been stressing about it this summer”

Marner

“I’ve had a great summer, ask my agent”

Interviewer
“Would you sign an offer sheet?”

Marner

“Idk again you have to ask my agent”

(frank) contract interviews are so cringeworthy...just get rid of them the player isn’t going to give up anything.
Interviewer
“Anything imminent?”

Marner

“Ask my agent”

Interviewer
“Have you been stressing about it this summer”

Marner

“I’ve had a great summer, ask my agent”

Interviewer
“Would you sign an offer sheet?”

Marner

“Idk again you have to ask my agent”
- Santo_44

i've hit 28 once or twice but never 29 either. haven't seen a 29 at all from anyone i've played against either luckily lol
- daeth

My bastard dad has gotten 29 against me not once but (frank)ing twice.

Lafrenière in Ottawa is almost as good a fit as Ceci in Toronto.
- Scabeh

stop whining...

you should be scheming on how the Habs will steal a 1st round pick from Buffalo or Detroit or whomever, so that you improve your chances of winning the lottery.

then trade players to other teams to improve their chances of moving out of the basement ... like they did when scheming to acquire Lafleur.

to bad the old Quebec 2 player limit doesn't apply anymore eh?

Tanner is poor, AA is a troll, Marner is annoying, 29 comes up never and the fox hates playing games with people. Check.

My bastard dad has gotten 29 against me not once but (frank)ing twice.
- GreatGigInTheSky

I've never seen no ace, no face, no trump called in euchre.

I've never seen no ace, no face, no trump called in euchre.
- Atomic Wedgie

Really?

I've never seen no ace, no face, no trump called in euchre.
- Atomic Wedgie

I have, i've called it.
Guess i'm just lucky.

My current fave song when on the treadmill

I've never seen no ace, no face, no trump called in euchre.
- Atomic Wedgie

same.
Came close once, but had the trump 10

My bastard dad has gotten 29 against me not once but (frank)ing twice.
- GreatGigInTheSky

hope he framed them and points to 'em every time you visit

hope he framed them and points to 'em every time you visit
- daeth

I’ve never played cribbage. Always wanted to learn though

What was?

And you people are obsessed with me

You should see how crazy twitter is towards me rn, lol.. total meltdown
- Arctic_AARDVARK

So obsessed. I have a poster of your avatar on my wall

People keep referring to you as Elon for some reason though

https://thehockeywriters....anley-cup-window-closing/

Blow. It. Up.

I've never seen no ace, no face, no trump called in euchre.
- Atomic Wedgie

I’ve seen it 4 times. Twice by me.

First time my partner went alone and I called it out of pure enjoyment because I’ve never seen it. Unfortunately he had top 3 cards and would’ve got his point but what the hell you don’t see it very often.

2nd time I did it my partner called trump and It was 9-9. Obviously I was no help so I threw the hand in. That one felt good.

https://thehockeywriters.com/maple-leafs-stanley-cup-window-closing/

Blow. It. Up.
- gravyface

We put in a tiki-bar in the backyard this spring. With a TV.

Holy frank, the weather is perfect right now.

Drinking a beer, watching the Argo game and 17 other things.

I know I said a lot of bad tbings about Mother Nature these past few months, but I apologize.

Wedgie is in his happy place.

I have, i've called it.
Guess i'm just lucky.
- bobbyisno1

using your left hand only tonight eh!

Really?
- TheMussel

True Wedgie story.

We put in a tiki-bar in the backyard this spring. With a TV.

Holy frank, the weather is perfect right now.

Drinking a beer, watching the Argo game and 17 other things.

I know I said a lot of bad tbings about Mother Nature these past few months, but I apologize.

Wedgie is in his happy place.
- Atomic Wedgie

its going to be 100+ without the heat index here and I’ll be getting my nascar on this weekend. (frank) me. I don’t even care to see people tale left hand turns. It’s just an awesome party.

We put in a tiki-bar in the backyard this spring. With a TV.

Holy frank, the weather is perfect right now.

Drinking a beer, watching the Argo game and 17 other things.

I know I said a lot of bad tbings about Mother Nature these past few months, but I apologize.

Wedgie is in his happy place.
- Atomic Wedgie

- daeth

its going to be 100+ without the heat index here and I’ll be getting my nascar on this weekend. (frank) me. I don’t even care to see people tale left hand turns. It’s just an awesome party.
- Nuclear Wedgina

I did Michigan once.

My liver has never forgiven me.