3x$7m ?

They better get this done before game 1, that’s all I care about.
- Garnie

That'd be fair.

Sup Bird, I’ve seen you throw out trade him... I’d consider it but what return besides 4 firsts from Lou make sense?

And stop chitting on my Trans Am plz and thx.
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Seth Jones


No can do, BAM. No can do...

And non goal scoring wingers have their slots. Your proposal slots in as an over payment on a long team deal.

I'm also entirely not in agreement with bringing in Pha9.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Bridge Captain. Bottom pairing. League Min 1yr. Hits as Huge as the Chip on his Shoulder. Good PKer. Shoots at guys heads. Guaranteed he would fight this time around. Would (frank) with Simmonds and Feschuck. Underrated DJ skilz

Seth Jones


No can do, BAM. No can do...
- Steven_Seagull

Just because there is a massive firechicken on the hood does not mean it’s a target Gull

Just because there is a massive firechicken on the hood does not mean it’s a target Gull
- Byfuglien Ate Me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bridge Captain. Bottom pairing. League Min 1yr. Hits as Huge as the Chip on his Shoulder. Good PKer. Shoots at guys heads. Guaranteed he would fight this time around. Would (frank) with Simmonds and Feschuck. Underrated DJ skilz
- Byfuglien Ate Me

He's lost 3 steps since he lost a step and a half with the Leafs.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Steven_Seagull

Go poop on Paul.

He's lost 3 steps since he lost a step and a half with the Leafs.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Flagged

Just because there is a massive firechicken on the hood does not mean it’s a target Gull
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Maybe the real target is guys with small penis syndrome?

Maybe the real target is guys with small penis syndrome?
- TrashPanda

Had one in Highschool. Wife bought me a close match for my 40th. It takes a ton of work and money to keep a 42 year old car even in decent shape.

The small penis syndrome is now dedicated to the Mallcrawler Jacked Half Tons with tires that struggle at a boat launch.

He's lost 3 steps since he lost a step and a half with the Leafs.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Soooo.. he doesn't shoot at guys heads and break teammates arms with that wildly inaccurate bomb anymore?

Soooo.. he doesn't shoot at guys heads and break teammates arms with that wildly inaccurate bomb anymore?
- leafsfann

Nah bruh, he’s still got it.

Bridge Captain. Bottom pairing. League Min 1yr. Hits as Huge as the Chip on his Shoulder. Good PKer. Shoots at guys heads. Guaranteed he would fight this time around. Would (frank) with Simmonds and Feschuck. Underrated DJ skilz
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Bridge Captain = William Shatner
Bottom pairing = Explosive Lunges
League Min 1yr = One week on Jackie O's yacht
Hits as Huge as the Chip on his Shoulder = Bautista
Good PKer = Lindsey Vonn
Shoots at guys heads = Zaitsev, Vasily
Guaranteed he would fight this time around = Kessel
Would (frank) with Simmonds = NJD
and Feschuck = Kessel
Underrated DJ skilz = Grievous Angel

Bridge Captain = William Shatner
Bottom pairing = Explosive Lunges
League Min 1yr = One week on Jackie O's yacht
Hits as Huge as the Chip on his Shoulder = Bautista
Good PKer = Lindsey Vonn
Shoots at guys heads = Zaitsev, Vasily
Guaranteed he would fight this time around = Kessel
Would (frank) with Simmonds = NJD
and Feschuck = Kessel
Underrated DJ skilz = Grievous Angel
- Woderwick

Well Done! The PKer was the best, but don’t tell Lumms.

Also, I agree, Kirk>Picard

Hope all is well old fella

Mike Augello: Cap calisthenics and call-ups will be the norm for Leafs
- mikeinbuffalo

fVick greedy willi 😡

he’s soft as slime 🤦‍♂️

him and b!tch marner can go to glendale and jack each other off in the change room after they win the most goals trophy and sh!t the bed in the first round 🤦‍♂️

edit: nice alliteration 👍🏿

Seth Jones


No can do, BAM. No can do...
- Steven_Seagull

I wonder if Dubas has made that phone call. I'd do that deal in a N.Y. minute.

I wonder if Dubas has made that phone call. I'd do that deal in a N.Y. minute.
- fifty__missions

That's ~1 hour in Torontoe?

Well Done! The PKer was the best, but don’t tell Lumms.

Also, I agree, Kirk>Picard

Hope all is well old fella
- Byfuglien Ate Me

- Scabeh

via GIPHY

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- Archaic

#TeamPicard

Picard rocks. In fact Captain Janeway is better than Kirk.

Picard rocks. In fact Captain Janeway is better than Kirk.
- Zezel

Bold statement right there.

Captain Archer for life

new blog

Picard rocks. In fact Captain Janeway is better than Kirk.
- Zezel

How is this possibru when Captain Benjamin "The Mother(frank)ing" Sisko > Janeway and Kirk?