My microwave just blew up I was cooking pasta for 15 mins and boom
- gerbe75pts

Pasta in the microwave? 🤢. Boil
Water and it’s done in 5 min...

He did just fine when he got hurt and the playoffs
- gerbe75pts

He's a really good player. I'm not sure what he is here, that's all.

I don't think he's getting 50 goals

Pasta in the microwave? 🤢. Boil
Water and it’s done in 5 min...
- Gr8daygo

he f@cks up wet dreams


god I hope I don't live to be 95

He's a really good player. I'm not sure what he is here, that's all.

I don't think he's getting 50 goals
- jcragcrumple

from what I heard, housley was so clueless

we really have no clue what the ceiling is for risto, eichel, skinner, reinhart, casey, tage, mccabe, montour and any other player with upside

I am open minded for the fall, firmly believe phil held them back

I want to believe the bottom 9 will be fixed and the d will be able to work as a unit


lehner wanted out
ror wanted out
risto wanted out
berglund wanted out


common theme, phil


there is a reason why skinner signed the contract in June that was in front of him in Jan

phil




best thing they could have done, cut phil lose after the first 82 games

from what I heard, housley was so clueless

we really have no clue what the ceiling is for risto, eichel, skinner, reinhart, casey, tage, mccabe, montour and any other player with upside

I am open minded for the fall, firmly believe phil held them back

I want to believe the bottom 9 will be fixed and the d will be able to work as a unit


lehner wanted out
ror wanted out
risto wanted out
berglund wanted out


common theme, phil


there is a reason why skinner signed the contract in June that was in front of him in Jan

phil




best thing they could have done, cut phil lose after the first 82 games
- homiedclown

It would explain Botterill's optimistic tone about the roster. I get why Krueger would want to work with Risto,and why Botterill would be afraid of the possibility of looking like an idiot for trading him.

Their views are going to look a lot clearer in the next 24-48 hours

good, the wings are finally safe
- homiedclown

I’m actually irritated it said on the box microwave directions ..

Pasta in the microwave? 🤢. Boil
Water and it’s done in 5 min...
- Gr8daygo

I shattered the Glass stove

so my only option

I love the blanket media response to his coy, cryptic (he is always like this) impromptu news conference yesterday: "hey fans, stop being excited by Free Agency ok, youre probably not gonna see any fireworks"

lol we get it, he isnt going to pay $12MM AAV for a 2C - pretty sure we would all be unhappy about that amount, but its hysterical to see every sabres writer on the Athletic, Buff News, WGR, and now here talking about how we need to calm down. its free agency, a literal feeding frenzy, so yah we are prob gonna want to join the fun. his actual career hinges on the ability to get a 2C, and if he doesnt this team is in trouble - Mittelstadt needs to take his time and learn the game at 3C, and there is no one available from within for that spot.

Johanssen would be perfect, and that would be a home run and something to get excited about. Boyle is 55 years old.

I’m actually irritated it said on the box microwave directions ..
- gerbe75pts

Yes but the directions on the box said "please do not microwave, Im (frank)ing pasta!"

risto and okoso for RNH and lucic !

I love the blanket media response to his coy, cryptic (he is always like this) impromptu news conference yesterday: "hey fans, stop being excited by Free Agency ok, youre probably not gonna see any fireworks"

lol we get it, he isnt going to pay $12MM AAV for a 2C - pretty sure we would all be unhappy about that amount, but its hysterical to see every sabres writer on the Athletic, Buff News, WGR, and now here talking about how we need to calm down. its free agency, a literal feeding frenzy, so yah we are prob gonna want to join the fun. his actual career hinges on the ability to get a 2C, and if he doesnt this team is in trouble - Mittelstadt needs to take his time and learn the game at 3C, and there is no one available from within for that spot.

Johanssen would be perfect, and that would be a home run and something to get excited about. Boyle is 55 years old.
- OlympusVII

Is Johansson not a winger? Not sure he’s ever played centre, could be wrong.

Yes but the directions on the box said "please do not microwave, Im (frank)ing pasta!"
- Mentalorgasm5

It didn’t come out to good

nope, he'll never gain another pound, and his name will become Tyler Dubinsky. Lanky no skilled (frank)stain
- TheSabresTaco

Can't believe we drafted the giraffe 2.0. (frank)ing putz. Personally story, personal story, you guys are dumb, (frank)ing putz, services missed, all short CHL PLAYERS MUST BE DRAFTED. CHL rules, or it doesn't. Miss anything?

Drai is a great winger with McDavid. I'm not sold on him being a center at all, or at least him being a good center
- jcragcrumple

understood.

I’m actually irritated it said on the box microwave directions ..
- gerbe75pts

if the microwave exploded, the food had nothing to do with it, the machine exploded

science 101

I shattered the Glass stove

so my only option
- gerbe75pts

your only option, take out

be prepared, have your order ready when you are in line

be the guy that keeps the line moving, learn from the wegmans experience

your only option, take out

be prepared, have your order ready when you are in line

be the guy that keeps the line moving, learn from the wegmans experience
- homiedclown

I miss wegmans ..

I miss wegmans ..
- gerbe75pts

I am sure the customers you held up, doesn't miss you

if the microwave exploded, the food had nothing to do with it, the machine exploded

science 101
- homiedclown

The spoon was in the bowl

- homiedclown

So many one liners from that movie.

The spoon was in the bowl
- jcragcrumple

the spoon's still 3" in his ear

mike smith and cam talbot are swapping teams

I am sure the customers you held up, doesn't miss you



- homiedclown

I used to be very picky about my subs had to have the turkey crumbled and The pickles in the ham like a blanket with the cheese folded Two squirts of mustard on each cold cut ..

usually give a dollar tip because it took so long

Mats Zuccarello signing long term deal with the Wild tomorrow https://twitter.com/Russo...tatus/1145427623755046915

mike smith and cam talbot are swapping teams
- TheSabresTaco

The flyers lol

Edit : wrong team