(frank)ing guy, ignoring my post asking if you've read Beelzebub.

How dare you, sir!
- GreatGigInTheSky

oh


No I didn’t. And now I never will.

I agree the agent is a bird brain, but that’s not all Marners fault. Zero offer sheets are going to happen, IMO.

Fans should stop the Fowl Marner hate
- DrunkenCanuck

But it’s okay to blame Dubas for Lou’s (frank)-ups. cool

But it’s okay to blame Dubas for Lou’s (frank)-ups. cool
- Steven_Seagull

You’ve beat this one to death. Make like a good Dubas Birdwife and Swallow.

You’ve beat this one to death. Make like a good Dubas Birdwife and Swallow.
- DrunkenCanuck

I’ll keep beating it until it gets off.

I agree the agent is a bird brain, but that’s not all Marners fault. Zero offer sheets are going to happen, IMO.

Fans should stop the Fowl Marner hate
- DrunkenCanuck

I’ll keep beating it until it gets off.





- Steven_Seagull

I’ll Toss you a bar of Dove to clean up after that.

- GreatGigInTheSky

I just like beaking back at the gull sometimes.

oh


No I didn’t. And now I never will.
- Steven_Seagull

female dog! Literally read the first goddamn chapter! You'll love it! Especially since you seem to have the same stupid sense of humour that I have.

Same thing with The Promised Neverland. Minus the hilariousness of it. Just an amazing story that you should read.

Phenomenal stories.

I just like beaking back at the gull sometimes.
- DrunkenCanuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBZEx-EURE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBZEx-EURE


- Steven_Seagull

My favourite Abridged moment -

My favourite Abridged moment
- GreatGigInTheSky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2oSSDOB9Sg

Marner is scheduled to be in NYC this Friday/Sat/Sun....




























for Matt Martin's wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2oSSDOB9Sg
- Steven_Seagull

OK. I forgot about that. That's pretty great, too.

Marner is on the PK. The PK sucks. Everyone else’s fault.
- Steven_Seagull

Yeah, about that...

Marner isn't the one putting Hyman in the face-off dot with a blown ACL versus Bergeron.

And of the three regular PK playing RW (Brown, Kapanen and Marner) Marner was on the ice for the fewest goals against. Only 10 in 82 games. Even though he played the most PK time.

In honor of Matthews being the NHL 2020 athlete (please don't be cursed) I nominate him for a new nickname.

Papi Queso.

Colorado to trade Barrie (Detroit?).
Then Colorado will trade for Zaitsev for scraps - Zadorov Zaitsev pairing.
(M4)

With the market the way it is for players, especially D Z is barely overpaid...I would tell teams give me a good offer or we are keeping him.

I did not expect Myers to be worth 8 million like it’s being thrown around.

Trade them both to the same team.
- Steven_Seagull

send greedy willy with them for some heavy playoff performers who don’t shrink up like dead di!cks in winter under a sheet of ice and a real dman who isn’t pu$$y whooped and doesn’t want to milk injuries all season so he can play house

what a (frank)ing joke

edit:nice alliteration

In honor of Matthews being the NHL 2020 athlete (please don't be cursed) I nominate him for a new nickname.

Papi Queso.
- JohnFergusonJr

buston glassthews

With the market the way it is for players, especially D Z is barely overpaid...I would tell teams give me a good offer or we are keeping him.

I did not expect Myers to be worth 8 million like it’s being thrown around.
- Santo_44

Fans who watch him play on a regular basis says 5M per should be max...

Fans who watch him play on a regular basis says 5M per should be max...
- 21peter

What about re-uniting the Schenn-Myers d-pairing?

I dunno about him being well below Tavares. I just want the guy signed
I also think Hunter would have been the better GM, in retrospect of course
- DrunkenCanuck

Have you noticed Mark Hunter can't get an NHL job?

Fans who watch him play on a regular basis says 5M per should be max...
- 21peter

I've seen my fair share of Jets games and I wouldn't even guarantee taking him at 5M. It depends on the term. He has a lot of trouble defending off the rush and gets turned inside out at his own blue line. It's not like he's great offensively either, so there isn't much to balance out the negatives. It's one of those contracts, where your glad your team doesn't have the cap space to do something stupid.

Dreger's twitter feed is fantastic now.