From Google translate:

“Denezhkin make third-good scoring in Norilsk second-group intramural league, playing hardly wing and substitute referee. Denezhkin carry cow water fourteen forevers and break proper virgins in all matches.”


- MaximumBone

Always room for cow carrying virgin breakers on the Oilers

What in the (frank)?
- RafiDRW

What can we say? We needed a legit virgin breaker.

Always room for cow carrying virgin breakers on the Oilers
- RatedR80

Not to mention substitute referee 😂

Can I get some curly fries instead?
- RafiDRW

I’ll give you Genie Bouchard....better?

Not to mention substitute referee 😂
- MaximumBone

Yes that’s great so when we get a penalty he will be qualified to argue with the refs

Not to mention substitute referee 😂
- MaximumBone

The whole translation is pure gold.

I’ll give you Genie Bouchard....better?
- RatedR80

Regular fries. Final offer.

Regular fries. Final offer.
- RafiDRW

Alright I’ll make it a large

Mazura and Blumel are besties....I guess it would be cool to be drafted to the same team as your best friend

How would you guys grade your draft?

How would you guys grade your draft?
- RafiDRW

As of right now? I can’t even say I’m mixed on my feelings on it

As of right now? I can’t even say I’m mixed on my feelings on it
- RatedR80

I can understand that. I’m telling you, Bouchard for Bertuzzi makes sense for Connors wing.

I can understand that. I’m telling you, Bouchard for Bertuzzi makes sense for Connors wing.
- RafiDRW

if only Chia was running things and it’s even 1 for 1

From Google translate:

“Denezhkin make third-good scoring in Norilsk second-group intramural league, playing hardly wing and substitute referee. Denezhkin carry cow water fourteen forevers and break proper virgins in all matches.”


- MaximumBone

This is absolutely amazing.

And location worthy.

if only Chia was running things and it’s even 1 for 1
- RatedR80

Drive over to Holland and show him my magic wiener. He will make that trade.

Drive over to Holland and show him my magic wiener. He will make that trade.
- RafiDRW

We have suffered enough

We have suffered enough
- RatedR80

You don’t need Bouchard. You have the Swedish phenom. He’s a total bro’s Bro.

This is absolutely amazing.

And location worthy.
- Wildschwein

I had to tweet that...too good

You don’t need Bouchard. You have the Swedish phenom. He’s a total bro’s Bro.
- RafiDRW

Bouchards Bro

Bouchards Bro
- RatedR80

Brochard

Brochard
- MaximumBone

Damn....now they have to play together

Damn....now they have to play together
- RatedR80

Bouchberg just sounds like a Jewish lesbian.

Bouchberg just sounds like a Jewish lesbian.
- RafiDRW

yeah I think we will stick with Brochard

yeah I think we will stick with Brochard
- RatedR80

Like how some morons are saying that those two have no offensive upside.

So we can no longer alter locations?