Would've been a nice third line add if it weren't for the $12M bag of lumpy expired milk
- eichiefs9

That lumpy expired milk you’re referring too is the absolute best in the locker room. You’re just jealous because there’s no glory hole line anymore since we signed him.

That lumpy expired milk you’re referring too is the absolute best in the locker room. You’re just jealous because there’s no glory hole line anymore since we signed him.
- Cptmjl

This thread has gotten pretty homoerotic lately

Elliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNIC
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21s
Hearing former TOR assistant Jim Hiller will be joining NYI coaching staff. A Lamoriello favourite.

Elliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNIC
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21s
Hearing former TOR assistant Jim Hiller will be joining NYI coaching staff. A Lamoriello favourite.
- Vukota

Wonder if that means anything about Gomez?

Wonder if that means anything about Gomez?
- eichiefs9

Talking to Leafs fans on twitter this guy was in charge of their not so good PP

Andrew Gross
@AGrossNewsday
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2m
Hiller has worked with the power play for Mike Babcock both with Maple Leafs and Red Wings.

Talking to Leafs fans on twitter this guy was in charge of their not so good PP
- Vukota

Yeah I saw. Whatever, it's not Gomez.....so there's that

Yeah I saw. Whatever, it's not Gomez.....so there's that
- eichiefs9

Exactly

Exactly
- Vukota

I'll like him until I don't

This thread has gotten pretty homoerotic lately
- eichiefs9

Lately?

Lately?
- potvin05

Darren Dreger
@DarrenDreger
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Jesse Puljujarvi has made it clear to the Edmonton Oilers he wants to be traded. He wants a fresh start to his young NHL career. It’s believed the Oilers are willing to accommodate, but won’t give him away and intend on being patient in finding a right fit.

Darren Dreger
@DarrenDreger
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36s
Jesse Puljujarvi has made it clear to the Edmonton Oilers he wants to be traded. He wants a fresh start to his young NHL career. It’s believed the Oilers are willing to accommodate, but won’t give him away and intend on being patient in finding a right fit.
- Vukota

Beau for Pululujujujujaarvi

How about HoSang? Oh wait we can’t hose the Oilers anymore .

Talking to Leafs fans on twitter this guy was in charge of their not so good PP
- Vukota

Consistency then.

Mikhail Grabovski
@OfficialGrabo
I want to officially announce that it is my last day as a hockey player, I'm officially retired.

Mikhail Grabovski
@OfficialGrabo
I want to officially announce that it is my last day as a hockey player, I'm officially retired.
- eichiefs9

I was at that sharks game when Grabo was killed

Mikhail Grabovski
@OfficialGrabo
I want to officially announce that it is my last day as a hockey player, I'm officially retired.
- eichiefs9

Best of luck and hopefully Grabo has a nice retirement.

Beau for Pululujujujujaarvi
- eichiefs9

SOLD!!!

Best of luck and hopefully Grabo has a nice retirement.
- ses111

On June 15, 2019, Grabovski was announced as an assistant coach with HC Dinamo Minsk of the KHL.

Anders "The General" Lee to the Black Hawks? Let him go, he's asking for too much money and term. Get that offer sheet ready for Marner or Laine, Louuuuuuuuuuu!

Anders "The General" Lee to the Black Hawks? Let him go, he's asking for too much money and term. Get that offer sheet ready for Marner or Laine, Louuuuuuuuuuu!
- #11WayneMerrick

Keep this up and I’ll castrate you with a belt sander.

Keep this up and I’ll castrate you with a belt sander.
- Wildschwein

At what time does your mommy call you up from the basement, for your Chef Boy R Dee Ravioli?

At what time does your mommy call you up from the basement, for your Chef Boy R Dee Ravioli?
- #11WayneMerrick

Usually around 1330. So if we could arrange for your castration around 1500, I’d really appreciate it.

Keep this up and I’ll castrate you with a belt sander.
- Wildschwein

Welcome to the mental midget mafia !