satire is supposed to be funny tho
- daeth

not satire. facts

i've accepted the fact that the leafs will never win again. i don't mind them having the worst drought so boston not winning is top priority
- daeth

True. But part of me holds out hope that if Boston wins Marchand will drink too much celebrating and then black out and choke to death on his own vomit. That would be a happy twist at the end.

True. But part of me holds out hope that if Boston wins Marchand will drink too much celebrating and then black out and choke to death on his own vomit. That would be a happy twist at the end.
- Zezel

4-5 months of explosive diarrhea is the worst i'd wish on him but i respect this

not satire. facts
- Njuice

oh

4-5 months of explosive diarrhea is the worst i'd wish on him but i respect this
- daeth

Perhaps I've been harsh. The diarrhea sounds fair. And giving him AIDS.

Perhaps I've been harsh. The diarrhea sounds fair. And giving him AIDS.
- Zezel

lets meet in the middle and say a bad case of prostatitis instead of the aids

- daeth

Lol

He fires that pretty good lefty

Seabass is pissed!

Weird that no Canadian teams have won a cup in 26 years, yet the Raptors might win an NBA title.

- daeth

That may be best hockey gift ever, although there were some great Kessel one's on here a few years ago .

Marner is so good at 'hockey' that your feeble mind couldn't even comprehend his value. Marner is a top 10 forward in the entire league. Marner is better at 'all of hockey' than Matthews. Marner is this generations Pavel Datsuyk. And this generation's talent level is much higher than the generation before.

McDavid is way better than Crosby, Crosby is way better than Gretzky. Gretzky is way better than Howe. Bobby Orr is kind of special and way ahead of his generation and the next.
- Njuice

oh

As I suspected, Steve Simmons is claiming Marleau did not want out, but Leafs told him they wanted to move him. The story put out is b.s.

As I suspected, Steve Simmons is claiming Marleau did not want out, but Leafs told him they wanted to move him. The story put out is b.s.
- RogerRoeper

where?

As I suspected, Steve Simmons is claiming Marleau did not want out, but Leafs told him they wanted to move him. The story put out is b.s.
- RogerRoeper

Steve Simmons is not a good source.

- daeth

This is the BEST.

Steve Simmons is not a good source.
- Steven_Seagull

Ok, I just always suspected that's the case long before he wrote that.
I also think Zaitsev did not ask for a trade.

where?
- Aetherial

https://torontosun.com/sp...me-big-name-in-nba-finals

I love how Dubas is always trying to move-out guys Babs loves and overplays.

Marner is so good at 'hockey' that your feeble mind couldn't even comprehend his value. Marner is a top 10 forward in the entire league. Marner is better at 'all of hockey' than Matthews. Marner is this generations Pavel Datsuyk. And this generation's talent level is much higher than the generation before.

McDavid is way better than Crosby, Crosby is way better than Gretzky. Gretzky is way better than Howe. Bobby Orr is kind of special and way ahead of his generation and the next.
- Njuice

I would trade you two of Crosby for one Gretzky. And Crosby is one of my favourite players.

Matthews > Marner.

Don’t be a dumbass.

What did the Blue Jays do?
- Steven_Seagull

Good question. I don't think they did anything at all. Other than the parade

Steve Simmons is not a good source.
- Steven_Seagull

This. Still cant believe anyone gives this guy any work at all.

I love how Dubas is always trying to move-out guys Babs loves and overplays.
- RogerRoeper

Well, he did move Leivo who Babcock didn't play. And they got rid of Corrado who didn't play. They moved on from Martin who Babcock stopped playing. I don't know if he loved Bozak or JVR.

I've been saying that Marner will get paid 10-10.5 M....