First borns >>>> second borns
- GreatGigInTheSky

First born kids are Richards. And less intelligent. And less successful. And definitely less good looking (apart from Willie. Because Alex fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, and then got run over while on the ground...)

How many special people change?

How many lives are living strange?
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Where were you while we were getting high?

Russia i lucky that the Czech's didn't score there with a minute left in the game.

First born kids are Richards. And less intelligent. And less successful. And definitely less good looking (apart from Willie. Because Alex fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, and then got run over while on the ground...)
- lumlums

Most of that is true. My brother is an annoyingly good looking guy.

Yet first borns are still better and loved more by their parents.

Most of that is true. My brother is an annoyingly good looking guy.

Yet first borns are still better and loved more by their parents.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Honestly my folks were good about that. My grandmother on the other hand never hid her preference for her first grandchild. Maybe I should add her to the list of people (the bank, the government and my brother ) that I insist address me as Dr....?

Honestly my folks were good about that. My grandmother on the other hand never hid her preference for her first grandchild. Maybe I should add her to the list of people (the bank, the government and my brother ) that I insist address me as Dr....?
- lumlums

Honestly, what's even the point of being a Dr. if you don't force everyone in your life to call you it?

I think my grandpa likes me best, too. I'm the second oldest of his grand-kids. Even if he's still angry at me for not sticking with Baseball.

Where were you while we were getting high?
- BlueBallz

I was probably getting high too, somewhere else..

First born kids are Richards. And less intelligent. And less successful. And definitely less good looking (apart from Willie. Because Alex fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, and then got run over while on the ground...)
- lumlums

Lol..

I’m the second born (that I know of) of the 10th born.

Irish...

Most of that is true. My brother is an annoyingly good looking guy.

Yet first borns are still better and loved more by their parents.
- GreatGigInTheSky

This is true.

I’m remarkably good-looking and highly intelligent. My older sister is a total binch most days.. She’s much more adored.

Lol..

I’m the second born (that I know of) of the 10th born.

Irish...
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I always figured you for more of the "seventh son of seventh son" kind of guy.

I always figured you for more of the "seventh son of seventh son" kind of guy.
- AdamFrench

If I have any magical powers, I’ve yet to discover them.

This is true.

I’m remarkably good-looking and highly intelligent. My older sister is a total binch most days.. She’s much more adored.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Like in general, or to you?

new blog everyone

I always figured you for more of the "seventh son of seventh son" kind of guy.
- AdamFrench

Man, that movie sucked.

Man, that movie sucked.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Book was poop anyways. No biggie.