The (frank) is wrong with you
- mdw7413

Jeff Gorton looks like a guy on the hot seat

or he has to pee

either one
- jimbro83

I agree. Fire Gorton. He's not getting it done fast enough.

How's that working out for you?
- JRR1285

So the 2nd question applies more now
- mdw7413

Being married doesn't mean you automatically enjoy eating poopty food!
My wife "cooks" through the week because she gets home first. So, on the weekends I make sure we eat something that doesn't come from a box or consist of thawed out ingredients lacking seasoning.

Did you make the whole thing yourself out of wood?
- JRR1285

Well, the books were trees once, so I suppose I did.

tears work great
- TPC

Do you mean your's or your victim's someone else's?

Being married doesn't mean you automatically enjoy eating poopty food!
My wife "cooks" through the week because she gets home first. So, on the weekends I make sure we eat something that doesn't come from a box or consist of thawed out ingredients lacking seasoning.
- Tonybere

Pretty much this but in reverse for me. I get home first all week. I do the bulk of the cooking. My wife can cook well though. It's nice to get a break but I mostly enjoy doing it.

Have a pastrami in dry brine right now to smoke this weekend.

Being married doesn't mean you automatically enjoy eating poopty food!
My wife "cooks" through the week because she gets home first. So, on the weekends I make sure we eat something that doesn't come from a box or consist of thawed out ingredients lacking seasoning.
- Tonybere

I started cooking because I got home first, now I kinda like it and I never wash dishes.

Do you mean your's or your victim's someone else's?
- eichiefs9

Do you mean your's or your victim's someone else's?
- eichiefs9

Pretty much this but in reverse for me. I get home first all week. I do the bulk of the cooking. My wife can cook well though. It's nice to get a break but I mostly enjoy doing it.

Have a pastrami in dry brine right now to smoke this weekend.
- JRR1285

I'm going to drive around Patchogue looking for the smell of smoke and steal that thing from you just for fun

I started cooking because I got home first, now I kinda like it and I never wash dishes.
- Fenrir

I'm basically paraphrasing Randall from Clerks 2, but you probably could still get laid, but you wouldn't want to touch those girls with the torch of Gondor.
- 2sticks1puck

Nice.
Ties is with my next thought - we gave up on D&D when we discovered the Middle Earth RPG. Far superior. Way more flexibility for constructing the story.

...then we gave up Middle Earth when we discovered Alcohol, drugs and sex.

Pretty much this but in reverse for me. I get home first all week. I do the bulk of the cooking. My wife can cook well though. It's nice to get a break but I mostly enjoy doing it.

Have a pastrami in dry brine right now to smoke this weekend.
- JRR1285

Gonna have to roll that poop tight.

My wife hates to cook,and doesn't mind washing dishes so it all works out. Plus I get to listen to whatever album I want to while making dinner.

I'm going to drive around Patchogue looking for the smell of smoke and steal that thing from you just for fun
- eichiefs9

I hope it comes out alright. Should be interesting.

I swear Gorton wouldn't look out of place in the WWE or MMA
- mdw7413

...or the Soprano's!!!

Quite a star-studded event this afternoon

Nice.
Ties is with my next thought - we gave up on D&D when we discovered the Middle Earth RPG. Far superior. Way more flexibility for constructing the story.

...then we gave up Middle Earth when we discovered Alcohol, drugs and sex.
- Tonybere

Always ruins all the wholesome fun.

Quite a star-studded event this afternoon


- eichiefs9

Looks like a NAMBLA convention.

Looks like a NAMBLA convention.
- JRR1285

Gonna have to roll that poop tight.

My wife hates to cook,and doesn't mind washing dishes so it all works out. Plus I get to listen to whatever album I want to while making dinner.
- Fenrir

?

...or the Soprano's!!!
- Tonybere

He is built like a fire hydrant

?
- JRR1285

Don't encourage him

Nice.
Ties is with my next thought - we gave up on D&D when we discovered the Middle Earth RPG. Far superior. Way more flexibility for constructing the story.

...then we gave up Middle Earth when we discovered Alcohol, drugs and sex.
- Tonybere

OK, now I've gotta post this.

Nice.
Ties is with my next thought - we gave up on D&D when we discovered the Middle Earth RPG. Far superior. Way more flexibility for constructing the story.

...then we gave up Middle Earth when we discovered Alcohol, drugs and sex.
- Tonybere

D&D is better with alcohol. I know people who have done edibles before D&D, but I can't touch that stuff.