You're all over this breaking news, Ek! 😂

- RafiDRW

That desk would have tipped over in real life

Here we go again...Every Summer that the Pens don't win a Cup, we get the Malkin-to-be-traded stories.... This year it will be longer and more of them than ever

Here we go again...Every Summer that the Pens don't win a Cup, we get the Malkin-to-be-traded stories.... This year it will be longer and more of them than ever
- Amanion

Do you think they'll trade Crosby instead?

That desk would have tipped over in real life
- eichiefs9

Just like my whole world this morning.

Sounds like the Kings are loading up for a run at the 2017 Stanley Cup!

Just like my whole world this morning.
- RafiDRW

Stevie Y is the new Red Wings GM! Yes!
https://www.freep.com/sto...s-ken-holland/3517814002/ Kenny Holland pack your $hit!
- gergeswillems

Next headline will be - New Red Wings coach, Nick Lidstrom!

Next headline will be - New Red Wings coach, Nick Lidstrom!
- temmer29

This just in: Sergei Fedorov to be head of DRW Public Relations

.. wait

Update: Fedorov thinking about a similar job with the Hurricanes!

..

Updated article: Wings pay massive sums to keep their PR dream.

..

Final update: Fedorov jumps ship to Anaheim.

Do you think they'll trade Crosby instead?
- eichiefs9

Crosby to Seattle to be The Man.

Next headline will be - New Red Wings coach, Nick Lidstrom!
- temmer29

Only if he plays too.

Here we go again...Every Summer that the Pens don't win a Cup, we get the Malkin-to-be-traded stories.... This year it will be longer and more of them than ever
- Amanion

Ek's dream. Trash the Pens get clicks. Pay Mike in Basement.

To PIT: Jacob Trouba, Jack Roslovic, 2020 Jets first round pick

To WPG: Evgeni Malkin

To PIT: Jacob Trouba, Jack Roslovic, 2020 Jets first round pick

To WPG: Evgeni Malkin
- TheUltimateJet

- gergeswillems

Taco swap

- gergeswillems

Eichiefs’s wife and Coga’s first date.

I want tacos

I want tacos
- BlackhawkMike

Giggity.

Just using the Kings as an example....am i the only one who thinks it wouldn't need to be Doughty plus for Malkin. Like I think Doughty is way more valuable then Malkin.
- J35Bacher

Typical jealous MORONIC Cryers fan. To say that Doughty, although a tremendous player, is more valuable than Malkin is just as I said, MORONIC!

Regardless, as I saw stated earlier, HE IS NOT GETTING TRADED! End of story. He has a full NMC, he loves Pittsburgh, and he is very close with Sidney Crosby. Also, this notion that he wants to BE THE MAN as Ek states. With his limited command of the english language, although it is obviously getting better and better, he actually feels better as a 2nd fiddle to someone else. Bottom line HE DOES NOT want to be the player out front in an organization.

Eichiefs’s wife and Coga’s first date.
- RafiDRW

I found footage of Coga's first date...

I found footage of Coga's first date...


- gergeswillems

She ate Coga.

To PIT: Jacob Trouba, Jack Roslovic, 2020 Jets first round pick

To WPG: Evgeni Malkin
- TheUltimateJet

to winnipeg - a copy of malkin's ntc.

Dear Ek:

Thanks for sending me my Hockeybuzz t-shirt via overnight courier.

As expected, it's a little tight on my around my biceps, but otherwise it looks fantastic.

I know that a few on here doubted that you would actually award the t-shirt, but I am here to verify that you are a man of your word.

Ek's word = gold

Sincerely,

Atomic Wedgie

I found footage of Coga's first date...


- gergeswillems

She seems nice.