i love how this thread turned into the infamous scars scene from jaws
- daeth

Worst pain I've ever experienced was being set on fire.

I was stomping out a fire and (frank)head panicked and thought I was in danger, so he found the closest liquid he could and throw it on to help me. But it was (frank)ing gas and he lit my legs ablaze.

Worst pain I've ever experienced was being set on fire.

I was stomping out a fire and (frank)head panicked and thought I was in danger, so he found the closest liquid he could and throw it on to help me. But it was (frank)ing gas and he lit my legs ablaze.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Lol WHAT

Same

Most have come from sport, but one was a re-break about 5 days after having a cast off when my brother decided that he was gonna do an elbow drop on me (at age 12) and landed his fat ass right on my (frank)ing wrist

edit - The full count is:

3x broken wrist
2x broken nose
1x broken ankle
1x broken leg
1x broken/dislocated pinky.

7 of these have been from sport. The other was the aforementioned Richardface brother
- lumlums

1st time I think I was 10....kids were saying it would be cool if someone tried this jump with a bike...I immediately volunteered and that was the first

2nd time was in gym class...just fell on it wrong no cool story there

3rd time was playing basketball....getting a dunk blocked by another player is one thing but it’s just sad when the rim blocks you and sends you crashing to the ground

Broken nose as well was thanks to a hockey puck...I’m now trying this new thing where I just don’t break anything anymore

Worst pain I've ever experienced was being set on fire.

I was stomping out a fire and (frank)head panicked and thought I was in danger, so he found the closest liquid he could and throw it on to help me. But it was (frank)ing gas and he lit my legs ablaze.
- GreatGigInTheSky

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Worst pain I've ever experienced was being set on fire.

I was stomping out a fire and (frank)head panicked and thought I was in danger, so he found the closest liquid he could and throw it on to help me. But it was (frank)ing gas and he lit my legs ablaze.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Jesus (frank)ing christ

I've had a few fires to deal with in my time, but it's never been a person!!

i broke it while drunk


- daeth

My dad broke his foot when he was drunk....rum and trampolines don’t mix well

1st time I think I was 10....kids were saying it would be cool if someone tried this jump with a bike...I immediately volunteered and that was the first

2nd time was in gym class...just fell on it wrong no cool story there

3rd time was playing basketball....getting a dunk blocked by another player is one thing but it’s just sad when the rim blocks you and sends you crashing to the ground

Broken nose as well was thanks to a hockey puck...I’m now trying this new thing where I just don’t break anything anymore
- RatedR80

That's a good plan

The broken/dislocated pinky for me was playing shinny. No gloves off course, so I took a spill and landed pinky down. That (frank)er really hurt!!

Worst pain I've ever experienced was being set on fire.

I was stomping out a fire and (frank)head panicked and thought I was in danger, so he found the closest liquid he could and throw it on to help me. But it was (frank)ing gas and he lit my legs ablaze.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Worst pain I've ever experienced was being set on fire.

I was stomping out a fire and (frank)head panicked and thought I was in danger, so he found the closest liquid he could and throw it on to help me. But it was (frank)ing gas and he lit my legs ablaze.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Wow.....I can only imagine how painful that was

Oh man, I do the same! It's a great appetizer for my six-pack of beer
- lumlums

My dad broke his foot when he was drunk....rum and trampolines don’t mix well
- RatedR80

My cousin broke her collarbone falling off the toilet while drunk AF. That would have the record for most ridiculous one that I know if not for my friend in grad school who was in a shopping cart while drunk for "mario kart", and ended up in a snow bank with the cart on top of her, the person pushing on top of that, and her arm in two pieces underneath it all...

Lol WHAT
- markmark

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- daeth

Jesus (frank)ing christ

I've had a few fires to deal with in my time, but it's never been a person!!
- lumlums

Yeah, it was spectacularly stupid.

I was in grade 7 at the time. Arguably the stupidest part of the entire thing.

- floater_willy

Like that, but someone else doing it. And only to my low legs.

That's a good plan

The broken/dislocated pinky for me was playing shinny. No gloves off course, so I took a spill and landed pinky down. That (frank)er really hurt!!
- lumlums

It all hurts that’s why I’m opting for my new plan

North American ice cream > gelato. My wop ex gf used to go on and on, you don't even know Zezel, the gelato in Italy blah blah blah. (frank)ing everything's better in Italy, half newfie geno female genitalia. (frank) gelato.
- Zezel

tell us how you really feel Zez!

btw .. .the Northern part of Italy (which is mostly Austrians) is really nice - they're not so big on Gelato there... strudel rules the day.

My cousin broke her collarbone falling off the toilet while drunk AF. That would have the record for most ridiculous one that I know if not for my friend in grad school who was in a shopping cart while drunk for "mario kart", and ended up in a snow bank with the cart on top of her, the person pushing on top of that, and her arm in two pieces underneath it all...
- lumlums

cousin by blood or marriage? genetics are a female dog

Like that, but someone else doing it. And only to my low legs.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Ouch

Wow.....I can only imagine how painful that was
- RatedR80

The initial pain was incredible but once it went away it was a pretty calm pain. If that makes sense.

Babcock needs to have the leafs ready for game 4. Boston is going to be ready.

Once the leafs beat them in 5 then Babcock better have them ready for the BJs.

The initial pain was incredible but once it went away it was a pretty calm pain. If that makes sense.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Burns are weird. I scorched the outside of my hand a few years ago. Had to hold it in lukewarm water and it felt fine but pulsed like crazy. Take it out? Felt like it was (frank)ing blazing hot again.

Yeah, it was spectacularly stupid.

I was in grade 7 at the time. Arguably the stupidest part of the entire thing.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Jesus christ.

For me the worst was having to put out our base bath. It's basically a bath to clean glassware that's 20L of pure ethanol and caustic base in it. The flames hit the (frank)ing ceiling


Every piece of lab equipment in our lab was named after characters/happenings on the Simpsons, so that bath became known as "Flaming Moe" and had this sign put on it:

My cousin broke her collarbone falling off the toilet while drunk AF. That would have the record for most ridiculous one that I know if not for my friend in grad school who was in a shopping cart while drunk for "mario kart", and ended up in a snow bank with the cart on top of her, the person pushing on top of that, and her arm in two pieces underneath it all...
- lumlums

I’m baffled on the collarbone one that’s an interesting way of doing it.....I can understand how drunk Mario Kart could be a thing .....in high school a group of friends thought it would be fun to roll over a small car.....unfortunately while they accomplished it one guy didn’t get out of the way in time....rolled over on his lower leg....needless to say that didn’t end well

cousin by blood or marriage? genetics are a female dog
- BorjeFan4Ever

Blood

Ouch
- floater_willy

Yup. poop hurt so much I was running around and jumping trying to "put the fire out". I was apparently jumping 5ish feet in the air. Pain/adrenaline took over.

How good would Josh Anderson look next to #34? Guy is a beast and puck hound. Hyman on steroids.