I got banned for calling my gay friend a bundle of sticks because he's not in the least curious about women. This is the same post where I said I want to watch Willy and Auston make out. I got banned for a homophobic slur. I don't think they looked at context.

Also I used to flood threads with food pictures while high on weed, got banned for that.
- Zezel

It was definitely the food pictures

He's hilarious.

Hey, did you poop?

NOOOO.

I think you're lying. Did you poop?

silence.

You pooped.

Yeah.
- prock

You know that table for 3 at McSorleys right next to the big TV in the front?

My daughter once quietly pooped on the floor right there. Did some sorta ninja poop trick where she let it fall through her shorts.

Luckily, I had a dog poop bag in my pocket. I discretely picked it up (covered in peanut shells, of course), and I quietly went downstairs and threw it in the garbage while Mrs. Wedgie asked for the bill.

Oddly enough, she gets upset whenever I bring up this story when we are at McSorleys - which is about twice a week.

True Wedgie story.
- Atomic Wedgie

Is there only one McSorleys?

Teach the weaker one how to fight.

Feed the tougher one only salad until he’s too weak to pick on his brother.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

That's the problem, they're the same size and it's 24/7.

It's ok, I'm sure I only have a couple more years before my hearts explodes.

Is there only one McSorleys?
- hscesq

One in New York (and I love it).

One in Toronto (and I love it).

No relation (I suspect that the one in Toronto ripped off the name of the one in New York).

Do you get the light beer or the dark beer?

I'm biased, I've never had only, only been one.

I distinctly remember not wanting to go to the bathroom when I needed to take a poop though. I have no idea why.
- TheMussel

And they don't like having their diaper changed (not always, but they will fight you on it).

I suspect that's because when they have diaper rash, and you wipe it up, it hurts them, so they probably think of it as something that hurts sometimes.

Funny how things change though. As you get older, you start to LOVE taking a good poop.

You know that table for 3 at McSorleys right next to the big TV in the front?

My daughter once quietly pooped on the floor right there. Did some sorta ninja poop trick where she let it fall through her shorts.

Luckily, I had a dog poop bag in my pocket. I discretely picked it up (covered in peanut shells, of course), and I quietly went downstairs and threw it in the garbage while Mrs. Wedgie asked for the bill.

Oddly enough, she gets upset whenever I bring up this story when we are at McSorleys - which is about twice a week.

True Wedgie story.
- Atomic Wedgie

Imagine the smell of the garbage by the time they got around to emptying it.

I had three of these, 2 orders of onion rings, and half a poutine on Sunday night



It was great
- TheMussel

Good lord Mussel. My doctor put me on lipitor just because you posted that.

One in New York (and I love it).

One in Toronto (and I love it).

Do you get the light beer or the dark beer?
- Atomic Wedgie

Bayview? Is that where it is in TO? I think so. With that crazy gelato place on the corner.

Good lord Mussel. My doctor put me on lipitor just because you posted that.
- Aetherial

I think my doctor wants to put me on lipitor as well.

I tend to eat well until it's time to cheat, then I really go for it.

And they don't like having their diaper changed (not always, but they will fight you on it).

I suspect that's because when they have diaper rash, and you wipe it up, it hurts them, so they probably think of it as something that hurts sometimes.

Funny how things change though. As you get older, you start to LOVE taking a good poop.
- prock

You can get cream for that rash, it looks like it would feel good going on.

outplaying the best line in hockey (bergeron line) means the tavares line is now the best line in hockey

discuss

You know that table for 3 at McSorleys right next to the big TV in the front?

My daughter once quietly pooped on the floor right there. Did some sorta ninja poop trick where she let it fall through her shorts.

Luckily, I had a dog poop bag in my pocket. I discretely picked it up (covered in peanut shells, of course), and I quietly went downstairs and threw it in the garbage while Mrs. Wedgie asked for the bill.

Oddly enough, she gets upset whenever I bring up this story when we are at McSorleys - which is about twice a week.

True Wedgie story.
- Atomic Wedgie

LOL.

I've done a lot of things at McSorely's. Never pooped on the floor.

Bayview? Is that where it is in TO? I think so. With that crazy gelato place on the corner.
- hscesq

You got it.

That's my 'hood.

very pleased that both my sons (17 and 22) are over the worst bs. age 14-16 was 'exciting'...
- 21peter

Not to be bleak here, but I lost my father when my brother was 14 and my sister was 17. Talk about a poopty age to begin with then compound it with that

I was 11 and witnessed the poop they did and never really pushed my limits at that age as a result.

outplaying the best line in hockey (bergeron line) means the tavares line is now the best line in hockey

discuss
- daeth

it's supposedly all because of Zaitsev

You got it.

That's my 'hood.
- Atomic Wedgie

My brother lived right around there before he got divorced. My niece and nephew still do. He used to own Mt Pleasant Vet Hospital.

Why would my dog be lazy?
- RickJames77

Because he was coexisting with 12 cats.

But fine, i'll take Wedgie's suggestion and call him ugly instead.


(He's actually a fine looking dog, I meant no harm).

Bayview? Is that where it is in TO? I think so. With that crazy gelato place on the corner.
- hscesq

yup. Hollywood Gelato. Wedgie lives in the area, and I did, until I moved about a year and a half ago.

There is actually another gelato place right across the street, that is better. but everyone knows Hollywood.

it's supposedly all because of Zaitsev
- Garnie

And Sparx can no longer frank up the team.

LOL.

I've done a lot of things at McSorely's. Never pooped on the floor.
- prock

What's with the peanuts?

it's supposedly all because of Zaitsev
- Garnie

he has been good relative to what we normally expect from him. muzzin is kinda carrying him tho

yup. Hollywood Gelato. Wedgie lives in the area, and I did, until I moved about a year and a half ago.

There is actually another gelato place right across the street, that is better. but everyone knows Hollywood.
- prock

Gone.

Because he was coexisting with 12 cats.

But fine, i'll take Wedgie's suggestion and call him ugly instead.


(He's actually a fine looking dog, I meant no harm).
- Scabeh

It's a she

yup. Hollywood Gelato. Wedgie lives in the area, and I did, until I moved about a year and a half ago.

There is actually another gelato place right across the street, that is better. but everyone knows Hollywood.
- prock

My kids loved it. Though the ordering process spooked them a bit.