Marner on blocking shots: "That's what dentists are for."

Captain Marner at 11.7 AAV for 8 years.

It's been decided.

Wait, you're one of the older guys?


I always thought from your posts that you were one of the millennial dirtbags like myself, Ahjay and the Gull
- lumlums

I’m a snowflake.

What's even more baffling is that these businesses can survive on a clientele that's only women when leftists keep insisting women only make 77% of what men make, and who live in one of the most expensive cities in North America
- AngryWhiteMale

Women are smarter than that...they use their man’s money.

Women are smarter than that...they use their man’s money.
- Steven_Seagull

The women that used their own money never passed on their genes...


Goddamn shame

The women that used their own money never passed on their genes...


Goddamn shame
- AngryWhiteMale

Kinda like how all thoughtful, kind, intelligent men are gay?

Muzzin has somehow made Z useful.


Don’t get me wrong, Z still handles the puck like a grenade. But Muzzin deserves a bunch of credit here...and Z deserves some as well.

They are hard to play against.

Kinda like how all thoughtful, kind, intelligent men are gay?
- Steven_Seagull

...Or Priests


...

Muzzin has somehow made Z useful.


Don’t get me wrong, Z still handles the puck like a grenade. But Muzzin deserves a bunch of credit here...and Z deserves some as well.

They are hard to play against.
- Santo_44

His physicality has been much appreciated

Most of those places are fronts for laundering money.
- TrashPanda

Thank god for the new plastic bills, amirite?!?

...Or Priests


...
- AngryWhiteMale

No...that usually means something else.

Thank god for the new plastic bills, amirite?!?
- lumlums

Muzzin has somehow made Z useful.


Don’t get me wrong, Z still handles the puck like a grenade. But Muzzin deserves a bunch of credit here...and Z deserves some as well.

They are hard to play against.
- Santo_44

Maybe we don’t have to trade Zaitsev after all. Maybe his contract is salvageable.

I feel like I’m talking to myself...

- Steven_Seagull

SQUAWK!!!

I feel like I’m talking to myself...
- Steven_Seagull

See above

I feel like I’m talking to myself...
- Steven_Seagull

hello

I feel like I’m talking to myself...
- Steven_Seagull

Maybe.

Thank god for the new plastic bills, amirite?!?
- lumlums

boo this man

See above
- lumlums

I’ll choose to ignore that racist outburst, you limey (frank).

boo this man
- daeth

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Columbus is absolutely destroying Tampa Bay on special teams. The Blue Jackets are killing penalties at 100% and scoring on PP at 50%. Amazing numbers. Lightning are at 0% on the PP, just 50% on PK.


Go read the comments - people rip him a new one for giving the obvious Lightning stats afterwards.
- Atomic Wedgie

Columbus gets a PP
Me: Flips a coin

Maybe.
- DrunkSkunk

so Keith Jones is better than Milbury or Don Cherry?
- BorjeFan4Ever

Yes. The guy is sensible and doesn't make up stuff out of thin air. He played the game at a high level in the NHL and works for NBCSN.

Damn! You've got good taste!

Arkells would be perfect. Either Knocking at the door, or Relentless would set the mood imo. The others are all good options too though.
- Thecakeisalie

Im a big fan of local and canadian bands

No...that usually means something else.
- Steven_Seagull

A whole slew of the worlds billionaires have already pledged hundreds of millions of dollars to rebuild that church.
Mass starvation in the world can’t get them to open their wallets but they’re tripping over themselves for a building.