You must do a lot of mountaineering..

I go there, but I can’t afjord it.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

nah, not climbing - just walking

He's hilarious.

Hey, did you poop?

NOOOO.

I think you're lying. Did you poop?

silence.

You pooped.

Yeah.
- prock

I have the same conversation with my dad.

He's hilarious.

Hey, did you poop?

NOOOO.

I think you're lying. Did you poop?

silence.

You pooped.

Yeah.
- prock

- TheMussel

Maybe they're attracted to you.
- hscesq

Connecting the dots on the last few posts, I think you're trying to tell me you're attracted to me.

12 and almost 11 for my two. They're getting more annoying with every passing day.
- hscesq

Try 2 boys 10-12 and the same size.

I finally blocked Kyle on Twitter.
- hscesq

Who the hell is Kyle?

- TheMussel

I wonder at what age he is going to figure out that I can literally smell his $hit from across the room.

Which is another thing. Why does kid poop smell like napalm?

Who the hell is Kyle?
- RickJames77

Dubas?

Connecting the dots on the last few posts, I think you're trying to tell me you're attracted to me.
- prock

That would mean you're calling me a moron. And I know that's not possible.

I wonder at what age he is going to figure out that I can literally smell his $hit from across the room.

Which is another thing. Why does kid poop smell like napalm?
- prock

I'm biased, I've never had only, only been one.

I distinctly remember not wanting to go to the bathroom when I needed to take a poop though. I have no idea why.

I wonder at what age he is going to figure out that I can literally smell his $hit from across the room.

Which is another thing. Why does kid poop smell like napalm?
- prock

Who the hell is Kyle?
- RickJames77

Bruinsbeer

Luckily, you are a Bruins fan.
- Atomic Wedgie

Yeah. Totally walked right into that one.

Try 2 boys 10-12 and the same size.
- Garnie

When I was that age we used to go up the Chalk River and catch muskie. I don’t remember being annoying, but maybe I was.

12 and almost 11 for my two. They're getting more annoying with every passing day.
- hscesq

very pleased that both my sons (17 and 22) are over the worst bs. age 14-16 was 'exciting'...

how the (frank) do you get banned from HB?
- Skalapy

I got banned for calling my gay friend a bundle of sticks because he's not in the least curious about women. This is the same post where I said I want to watch Willy and Auston make out. I got banned for a homophobic slur. I don't think they looked at context.

Also I used to flood threads with food pictures while high on weed, got banned for that.

I wonder at what age he is going to figure out that I can literally smell his $hit from across the room.

Which is another thing. Why does kid poop smell like napalm?
- prock

Mostly cuz they don't eat much solid food.

When I was that age we used to go up the chalk river and catch Muskie. I don’t remember being annoying, but maybe I was.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

If you punched your brother every 10 mins, then yes you were.

I wonder at what age he is going to figure out that I can literally smell his $hit from across the room.

Which is another thing. Why does kid poop smell like napalm?
- prock

All the diaper rash cream? Gotta love that smell of fresh Penaten in the morning;

very pleased that both my sons (17 and 22) are over the worst bs. age 14-16 was 'exciting'...
- 21peter

Daughter is almost 11. She's way easier to deal with. But I know that within 1-2 years, we will loser her for 6-7 years.

I got banned for calling my gay friend a bundle of sticks because he's not in the least curious about women. This is the same post where I said I want to watch Willy and Auston make out. I got banned for a homophobic slur. I don't think they looked at context.

Also I used to flood threads with food pictures while high on weed, got banned for that.
- Zezel

I got banned for calling my gay friend a bundle of sticks because he's not in the least curious about women. This is the same post where I said I want to watch Willy and Auston make out. I got banned for a homophobic slur. I don't think they looked at context.

Also I used to flood threads with food pictures while high on weed, got banned for that.
- Zezel

I had three of these, 2 orders of onion rings, and half a poutine on Sunday night



It was great

He's hilarious.

Hey, did you poop?

NOOOO.

I think you're lying. Did you poop?

silence.

You pooped.

Yeah.
- prock

You know that table for 3 at McSorleys right next to the big TV in the front?

My daughter once quietly pooped on the floor right there. Did some sorta ninja poop trick where she let it fall through her shorts.

Luckily, I had a dog poop bag in my pocket. I discretely picked it up (covered in peanut shells, of course), and I quietly went downstairs and threw it in the garbage while Mrs. Wedgie asked for the bill.

Oddly enough, she gets upset whenever I bring up this story when we are at McSorleys - which is about twice a week.

True Wedgie story.

If you punched your brother every 10 mins, then yes you were.
- Garnie

Teach the weaker one how to fight.

Feed the tougher one only salad until he’s too weak to pick on his brother.