Obviously I'm Catholic so I have a very specific view on this, but its hard for me not to agree with Louis CK on this one. Abortion is either killing a baby or taking a poop. If you think abortions should be infrequent, safe, and legal, why do you think that? If you believe that the child is a legitimate human life but abortions are fine, why are we not protecting that life? That's pretty abhorrent. On the other hand, if you think that but don't think a fetus qualify as human life, why do you care if it's infrequent? Its just a non-sentient mass of tissue and fluid that flushing out would be no different than taking a poop. - Victoro311
I'm pro choice (which is NOT pro-abortion), but wouldn't be cool with my wife having one (and she wouldn't get one).
That said, I used to work with a very hard-line pro-life lady. So, on the joyous day after I first felt my daughter kick in my wife's belly, I was beaming telling people at work. Her reply: "So now do you agree that abortion is wrong?"
Took every ounce of self control not to punch that female dog in the (frank)ing mouth.
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I'm pro choice (which is NOT pro-abortion), but wouldn't be cool with my wife having one (and she wouldn't get one).
That said, I used to work with a very hard-line pro-life lady. So, on the joyous day after I first felt my daughter kick in my wife's belly, I was beaming telling people at work. Her reply: "So now do you agree that abortion is wrong?"
Took every ounce of self control not to punch that female dog in the (frank)ing mouth. - jmatchett383
I would’ve been very hard pressed not to punch her.
I'm pro choice (which is NOT pro-abortion), but wouldn't be cool with my wife having one (and she wouldn't get one).
That said, I used to work with a very hard-line pro-life lady. So, on the joyous day after I first felt my daughter kick in my wife's belly, I was beaming telling people at work. Her reply: "So now do you agree that abortion is wrong?"
Took every ounce of self control not to punch that female dog in the (frank)ing mouth. - jmatchett383
My brother-in-law was psyched that his girlfriend was coming over and his parents were out of town. They were both virgins, but this was gonna be the night. So, I'm leaving the Flyers game, and get a very depressed call. I ask him if they had sex, he said yeah. So I asked him why he was sad, and he forgot to pinch the tip and the condom broke. So I took them to get the morning after pill the next day.
The second time they had sex, she was on top, slipped out, and crushed his penis to the point where it actually turned black. I told him to tell his dad and he said no because then his dad would know he was having sex. I told him that his dad would high five him and then take him to the doctor.
I told him at that point that maybe having sex wasn't really something he should consider ever again.
I'm pro choice (which is NOT pro-abortion), but wouldn't be cool with my wife having one (and she wouldn't get one).
That said, I used to work with a very hard-line pro-life lady. So, on the joyous day after I first felt my daughter kick in my wife's belly, I was beaming telling people at work. Her reply: "So now do you agree that abortion is wrong?"
Took every ounce of self control not to punch that female dog in the (frank)ing mouth. - jmatchett383
Yeah hard liners on both sides are terrible for either cause. No ones every been convinced about something by being told they’re a terrible human. Gotta have good discourse if you’re gonna change minds.
My brother-in-law was psyched that his girlfriend was coming over and his parents were out of town. They were both virgins, but this was gonna be the night. So, I'm leaving the Flyers game, and get a very depressed call. I ask him if they had sex, he said yeah. So I asked him why he was sad, and he forgot to pinch the tip and the condom broke. So I took them to get the morning after pill the next day.
The second time they had sex, she was on top, slipped out, and crushed his penis to the point where it actually turned black. I told him to tell his dad and he said no because then his dad would know he was having sex. I told him that his dad would high five him and then take him to the doctor.
I told him at that point that maybe having sex wasn't really something he should consider ever again. - jmatchett383
This made my Richard hurt reading the one part - Guile
He was a stick and she was a rather large girl.
I was once dating a girl whose bed was a futon. My man piece was hanging just past the metal rod, and she came to kiss me and accidentally put her knee there, smashed it between her knee and the metal rod. I literally cried myself to sleep.
My brother-in-law was psyched that his girlfriend was coming over and his parents were out of town. They were both virgins, but this was gonna be the night. So, I'm leaving the Flyers game, and get a very depressed call. I ask him if they had sex, he said yeah. So I asked him why he was sad, and he forgot to pinch the tip and the condom broke. So I took them to get the morning after pill the next day.
The second time they had sex, she was on top, slipped out, and crushed his penis to the point where it actually turned black. I told him to tell his dad and he said no because then his dad would know he was having sex. I told him that his dad would high five him and then take him to the doctor.
I told him at that point that maybe having sex wasn't really something he should consider ever again. - jmatchett383
Ha that's great.
"Yeah, I'm off the sex. My first time we had a pregnancy scare and my second time i broke my dong, so I've decided that porn is cool."
I was once dating a girl whose bed was a futon. My man piece was hanging just past the metal rod, and she came to kiss me and accidentally put her knee there, smashed it between her knee and the metal rod. I literally cried myself to sleep. - jmatchett383
I luckily dont have a horror story of that nature. But I've broken two IKEA beds.
Is anyone else enjoying these Scuderi throwback references? Really takes me back to a time when analytics were starting to make noise and when I couldn’t grow facial hair and didn’t have to shave daily. Thems were the times. Heck, that Jenner thing was still a man back then!
I luckily dont have a horror story of that nature. But I've broken two IKEA beds. - Guile
Broke the passenger seat in the car one night. I thought I fixed it but the next day our daughter got in the car, the seat flew back, she says "What happened?" I go looks like you broke the seat. The wife and I laughed about that for quite a while.
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Mike Sullivan said a little bit ago that Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang checked out OK after last night's game. Brian Dumoulin still hasn't started skating, BTW
Broke the passenger seat in the car one night. I thought I fixed it but the next day our daughter got in the car, the seat flew back, she says "What happened?" I go looks like you broke the seat. The wife and I laughed about that for quite a while. - Thunderbolt
