I can’t believe we came away with a power play out of that. Even the refs are trying to derail the tank.
- smellmyfinger

Noesen trying to fuel the tank by taking moronic penalties, we get a power play. Can't make this up.

Thats how you tank!

Should’ve drafted Lemieux.

Should’ve drafted Lemieux.
- smellmyfinger

That was rough

Zachas on board for the tank. That shot almost landed at Newark airport.
- smellmyfinger

That was a horrible shot

I will say, for as bad as both of these teams are they are at least trying to make it entertaining.

I will say, for as bad as both of these teams are they are at least trying to make it entertaining.
- Pomegrant

If you’re going to play poop hockey, at least play some rough poop hockey.

Thanks for the in game commentary. Much better than Salvador
- Crushers68

In can still see Erika on the tv's above us, so I'm not missing out on anything.

Don't be a wacko, tank for Kakko.
- Pomegrant

Oh, that’s a good one.

In can still see Erika on the tv's above us, so I'm not missing out on anything.
- MartysBetter88

Priorities

Ok, I'm done. Freaking LOSE!!!

In can still see Erika on the tv's above us, so I'm not missing out on anything.
- MartysBetter88

WTF?

This Stafford bumhole has been deep Richarding us for years.

Ok, I'm done. Freaking LOSE!!!
- MartysBetter88

(frank)ing damn Stafford playing damn hockey!! Do we have the tie-breaker with LA? Didnt they beat us?

Stafford ruining the tank

(frank)ing damn Stafford playing damn hockey!! Do we have the tie-breaker with LA? Didnt they beat us?
- MartysBetter88

I think they use ROW as a breaker, which we're both tied at 26 but it looks like we'll win this game and go up to 27 and be up three points with LA having 2 in hand.

(frank)ing damn Stafford playing damn hockey!! Do we have the tie-breaker with LA? Didnt they beat us?
- MartysBetter88

We have the tiebreaker over them, we both beat each other in regulation, so we'd have the same ROW and even season series, therefore it'll go to goal differential which we're better than them. Seems like we're gonna be locked into 3rd best odds for the lottery unless the Kings win tonight and stay 1 back with a game in hand

Well, on the bright side.....with the win the Rangers were poised to sweep the season series against the Devils for the first time ever. At least we didn’t allow that.

(Heard on talk radio - did not fact check)

I think they use ROW as a breaker, which we're both tied at 26 but it looks like we'll win this game and go up to 27 and be up three points with LA having 2 in hand.
- Pomegrant

Yep. Looks like we are going to be locked into that 1-6 range instead of 1-5. If we get pick #6 and Byram goes #5 I will light a bag full of poop on Staffords doorstep.

Shes even more beautiful kind of in person on that big screen. She walked across the ice.. In heels. Marry me.

We are not winning either of these last 2, just need some luck

We are not winning either of these last 2, just need some luck
- Senor_Elias

Gotta hope the Kings win tonight to keep pace! I still think the Kings can grab 4-5 more points(hopefully tonight against Flames resting some guys, tomorrow against the Yotes, and against the Ducks)

We are not winning either of these last 2, just need some luck
- Senor_Elias

We better. Detroit and Buffalo only 2 points ahead. Franking Buffalo.