but the chocolate fountain
- 2sticks1puck

oh you will certainly get a chocolate fountain going there

oh you will certainly get a chocolate fountain going there
- jimbro83

Don't blame beer, blame your sedentary lifestyle.
I was in San Diego for 10 days and hit over 30 breweries, brewpubs and beer bars. Also climbed some peaks and walked to most spots. Didn't gain any weight.
- Fenrir

You also live the lifestyle of Big Foot and Paul Bunyan

So you aren't a real American

Ate at Red Lobster once, my colon has never been the same.
- mdw7413

Here's a quick flowchart to reference if you ever think about going back there:

oh you will certainly get a chocolate fountain going there
- jimbro83

True story, went with my girlfriend at the time to a vacation to Gulf Coast Florida. One day, we visited her cousin who lived in the era. She said she was going to take us out for a nice dinner. It was freaking GC. Luckily for me, I've eaten so much trash food in my life I can stomach it.

True story, went with my girlfriend at the time to a vacation to Gulf Coast Florida. One day, we visited her cousin who lived in the era. She said she was going to take us out for a nice dinner. It was freaking GC. Luckily for me, I've eaten so much trash food in my life I can stomach it.
- 2sticks1puck

Got high in college and went to a Golden Corral in Albany.

Saw a man carrying one child and pushing the other in a highchair with wheels. He then proceeded to, at full-force, shove the kid in the highchair as hard as he could to propel him across the entire dining area of the restaurant.

Here's a quick flowchart to reference if you ever think about going back there:


- eichiefs9

I was like 18. Haven't been back since. Plus there are so many good seafood places by me. Pizza Hut was another one. Went there once after getting completely plastered in my teens, I thought I ate battery acid

You also live the lifestyle of Big Foot and Paul Bunyan

So you aren't a real American
- TPC

Refuse to take part in the Standard American Diet and Lifestyle.

TJ and my Dad at the Golden Corral acting like Dumb and Dumber


- jimbro83

Fixed

I was like 18. Haven't been back since. Plus there are so many good seafood places by me. Pizza Hut was another one. Went there once after getting completely plastered in my teens, I thought I ate battery acid
- mdw7413

GC has spots in this area?
- Fenrir

It was in Florida, shocking

Refuse to take part in the Standard American Diet and Lifestyle.
- Fenrir

That is probably for the best.

I was like 18. Haven't been back since. Plus there are so many good seafood places by me. Pizza Hut was another one. Went there once after getting completely plastered in my teens, I thought I ate battery acid
- mdw7413

I think you did. The pizza was fine you were just so franked you didn't realize what you were doing

True story, went with my girlfriend at the time to a vacation to Gulf Coast Florida. One day, we visited her cousin who lived in the era. She said she was going to take us out for a nice dinner. It was freaking GC. Luckily for me, I've eaten so much trash food in my life I can stomach it.
- 2sticks1puck

yep, there are people in Florida who believe going to the Corral is a big night out

I was like 18. Haven't been back since. Plus there are so many good seafood places by me. Pizza Hut was another one. Went there once after getting completely plastered in my teens, I thought I ate battery acid
- mdw7413

Yeah, you live by the water, why would anyone eat at RL down there?
Wife's sister worked at a Pizza Hut in college, ate there twice. Terrible.

Refuse to take part in the Standard American Diet and Lifestyle.
- Fenrir

I am actually in the best shape I have been since i was in my early 20s, which isn't saying much but yea recently i feel the gut starting haha

yep, there are people in Florida who believe going to the Corral is a big night out
- jimbro83

Not gonna lie with the amount of dates I go on, I wish more girls would want to go there. Would save me a crap ton of money

I think you did. The pizza was fine you were just so franked you didn't realize what you were doing
- TPC

I think you did. The pizza was fine you were just so franked you didn't realize what you were doing
- TPC

I still can't believe I made it to 21 without being incarcerated or dead

I was like 18. Haven't been back since. Plus there are so many good seafood places by me. Pizza Hut was another one. Went there once after getting completely plastered in my teens, I thought I ate battery acid
- mdw7413

I think of all the chain pizza places Pizza Hut has become the best. Dominoes is pretty much inedible and Papa Johns isn't much better.

Just to be clear, saying they're the best doesn't make them good. I definitely agree on the battery acid thing. All that poop has so much sodium. I once ate two whole Dominoes pizzas on a bet and I thought I was going to die for about 3 days. I needed to drink water but I felt so terrible I couldn't.

Not gonna lie with the amount of dates I go on, I wish more girls would want to go there. Would save me a crap ton of money
- TPC

I see someone lives in their own fantasy world.

I think of all the chain pizza places Pizza Hut has become the best. Dominoes is pretty much inedible and Papa Johns isn't much better.

Just to be clear, saying they're the best doesn't make them good. I definitely agree on the battery acid thing. All that poop has so much sodium. I once ate two whole Dominoes pizzas on a bet and I thought I was going to die for about 3 days. I needed to drink water but I felt so terrible I couldn't.
- JRR1285

I have never eaten at any of the others. Pizza Hut turned me off to any Pizza chain

I see someone lives in their own fantasy world.
- JRR1285

Hey i never said they go well

I think of all the chain pizza places Pizza Hut has become the best. Dominoes is pretty much inedible and Papa Johns isn't much better.

Just to be clear, saying they're the best doesn't make them good. I definitely agree on the battery acid thing. All that poop has so much sodium. I once ate two whole Dominoes pizzas on a bet and I thought I was going to die for about 3 days. I needed to drink water but I felt so terrible I couldn't.
- JRR1285

You guys haven't had bad pizza until you've had to be so cheap to eat at Cicis or Pizza U if you are in a college town. Dominos is downright artisan compared to them.

Not gonna lie with the amount of dates I go on, I wish more girls would want to go there. Would save me a crap ton of money
- TPC

Girls love Applebees man. 2 for 20 all day