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daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Mar 15 @ 10:48 PM ET
I don't get butt chugging because I never found that just drinking hard booze quickly wasn't getting me destroyed enough, it always worked enough for me.
- Zezel

i ASSume it requires way less booze
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 15 @ 10:49 PM ET
that game was messed up
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Mar 15 @ 10:49 PM ET
Butt chugging was formally known as an alcohol enema. An individual basically “drinks” the fluid into his or her rectum with a tube or hose. The alcohol's effects come quickly and potently

YW...

- Fruitcakenipple

So the next morning, I would puke diarrhea?
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: AUSTON MATTHEWS IS A LEAF
Joined: 03.03.2016

Mar 15 @ 10:49 PM ET
I don’t know what that is, and I am too scared to Google it.
- Atomic Wedgie



Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: AUSTON MATTHEWS IS A LEAF
Joined: 03.03.2016

Mar 15 @ 10:51 PM ET
So the next morning, I would puke diarrhea?
- Atomic Wedgie



In theory, yes.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 15 @ 10:51 PM ET
i ASSume it requires way less booze
- daeth


There is that. And the sticking stuff up your butt part is probably pretty fun, at parties and stuff.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 15 @ 10:53 PM ET
So the next morning, I would puke diarrhea?
- Atomic Wedgie

Yes, like if you stick food up your bum you poo out your mouth, exact same principle, correct.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Mar 15 @ 10:57 PM ET
Fun fact:

The red-hot Bruins are 6-3-1 n their last 10 games. We are franked if we meet them in the 1st round.

The slumping Leafs are 6-3-1 in their last 10 games. Ander5en sucks, fire Babcock, kill Dubass, Matthews has gone fat, Tavares is a snake.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Mar 15 @ 10:59 PM ET
Yes, like if you stick food up your bum you poo out your mouth, exact same principle, correct.
- Zezel

We should just call it "going Australian."
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 15 @ 10:59 PM ET
Fun fact:

The red-hot Bruins are 6-3-1 n their last 10 games. We are franked if we meet them in the 1st round.

The slumping Leafs are 6-3-1 in their last 10 games. Ander5en sucks, fire Babcock, kill Dubass, Matthews has gone fat, Tavares is a snake.

- Atomic Wedgie

We lost to them in 7 last year, Wedgie. That means they will win this year. It's called a pattern.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The Name Of The Game Is Hockey, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Mar 15 @ 11:02 PM ET
We should just call it "going Australian."
- Atomic Wedgie


That's why they call it down under, those sick Franks
RogerRoeper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 03.27.2007

Mar 15 @ 11:09 PM ET
Butt chugging was formally known as an alcohol enema. An individual basically “drinks” the fluid into his or her rectum with a tube or hose. The alcohol's effects come quickly and potently

YW...

- Fruitcakenipple


I am old fashioned. I prefer to drink from my mouth.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Mar 15 @ 11:09 PM ET
If I was an alcoholic like the rest of you, I’d enjoy a nice Guinness to celebrate those jerseys.
- Steven_Seagull




You spying on me?

The only reason I did though was because my pub is giving away a free St. Pats sweater and for every pint you get, you get an entry.
RogerRoeper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 03.27.2007

Mar 15 @ 11:10 PM ET
Fun fact:

The red-hot Bruins are 6-3-1 n their last 10 games. We are franked if we meet them in the 1st round.

The slumping Leafs are 6-3-1 in their last 10 games. Ander5en sucks, fire Babcock, kill Dubass, Matthews has gone fat, Tavares is a snake.

- Atomic Wedgie


And what's weird is Sportsnet has an article about the amazing cup contender Jets, who are 5-5 in their last 10 and behind the Leafs in the standings.
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: AUSTON MATTHEWS IS A LEAF
Joined: 03.03.2016

Mar 15 @ 11:21 PM ET


You spying on me?

The only reason I did though was because my pub is giving away a free St. Pats sweater and for every pint you get, you get an entry.

- GreatGigInTheSky



Where you live?
BetterCallSaul
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Captain Morgan Rielly
Joined: 05.07.2013

Mar 15 @ 11:28 PM ET
ROW is the tie breaker when the points are even, yes? If that's the case then the Leafs only need to be one win better than the Bruins in the last eleven games.

Leafs have three games left against playoff bound teams, four if you include the Habs. Boston has five. Six if you count Minnesota.

Going to be interesting.
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: AUSTON MATTHEWS IS A LEAF
Joined: 03.03.2016

Mar 15 @ 11:33 PM ET
ROW is the tie breaker when the points are even, yes? If that's the case then the Leafs only need to be one win better than the Bruins in the last eleven games.

Leafs have three games left against playoff bound teams, four if you include the Habs. Boston has five. Six if you count Minnesota.

Going to be interesting.

- BetterCallSaul



Leafs play down to their opponents and suck against non-playoff teams. 5-1 Sens tomorrow. Oh, wait, Sparks will be playing... 5-1 Leafs.
BetterCallSaul
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Captain Morgan Rielly
Joined: 05.07.2013

Mar 15 @ 11:36 PM ET
Leafs play down to their opponents and suck against non-playoff teams. 5-1 Sens tomorrow. Oh, wait, Sparks will be playing... 5-1 Leafs.
- Steven_Seagull

That's.. not a lie.
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: AUSTON MATTHEWS IS A LEAF
Joined: 03.03.2016

Mar 15 @ 11:50 PM ET
Mac Hollowell: (what would have been his) D+2 year: 25 goals 76 points in 63 games, and 132 points in his last 126 games (2 seasons).


PK Subban: D+2 year: 14 goals 76 points in 56 games, and 112 points in his last 114 games (2 season).


Hollowell’s a future Norris winner.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Mar 15 @ 11:52 PM ET
Mac Hollowell: (what would have been his) D+2 year: 25 goals 76 points in 63 games, and 132 points in his last 126 games (2 seasons).


PK Subban: D+2 year: 14 goals 76 points in 56 games, and 112 points in his last 114 games (2 season).


Hollowell’s a future Norris winner.

- Steven_Seagull

ya but think about his 2nd contract. can't afford him. sorry
Steven_Seagull
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: AUSTON MATTHEWS IS A LEAF
Joined: 03.03.2016

Mar 15 @ 11:53 PM ET
ya but think about his 2nd contract. can't afford him. sorry
- daeth



I hate Dubas, it’s his job, why didn’t he think about this?
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Mar 15 @ 11:56 PM ET
Nylander was good tonight
- Archaic


what will max rag on about him?
Aaron_85
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 04.22.2014

Mar 16 @ 12:12 AM ET
what will max rag on about him?
- dmnted


If he didnt score or hit then that.
Aaron_85
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 04.22.2014

Mar 16 @ 12:12 AM ET
Heard the 3rd on the radio. How was it?
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Mar 16 @ 12:16 AM ET
I'm sick of Freddy Rycroft. I want Freddy Belfour back.
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