How about this?

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
The Sens are in last place,
But won't draft Jack Hughes.

(YES I KNOW IT'S NOT PERFECT! SUE ME!)
- Scabeh

ideal scenario here:

Columbus misses the playoffs and gives their first round pick to Ottawa. Ottawa wins the draft lottery and has to transfer that pick to Colorado. Columbus' pick jumps up to number 2 and Ottawa no longer has the rights to pick there. Spatso rejoins Leaf Nation.

How about this?

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
The Sens are in last place,
But won't draft Jack Hughes.

(YES I KNOW IT'S NOT PERFECT! SUE ME!)
- Scabeh

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Ottawa'a in last place
Colorado is so happy too?

I'm sorry but the fact that this slur thing is a big deal at all is stupid.

I understand that in today's world we shouldn't say things like that. But I've heard a million times worse things said on and off the ice.

Next are we going to suspend people for swearing because it hurts someone's feelings?

Or how about taking hitting out of the game?

Or even better, lets not use a puck because everyone deserves to be winners
- Maverick1818

This, A bunch of triggered snowflakes on social media hunting for abuse.. You used to actually have to insult or offend somebody..Now you have SJW searching for anything that might offend somebody, somewhere in the world.

Society is turning to poop.

It is also laughable that they had to have a press conference to explain something that didn't happen.

Lol

Paul Bissonette said he heard Jack Edwards smokes so much weed that they keep his hotel room as far away from the players as possible
- Santo_44

Guys, you're killing me, a guy can only have so many of these lying around and I've had to use 3 in one day!

are we still talking about the thing that didn't happen?

How about this?

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
The Sens are in last place,
But won't draft Jack Hughes.

(YES I KNOW IT'S NOT PERFECT! SUE ME!)
- Scabeh

Guys, you're killing me, a guy can only have so many of these lying around and I've had to use 3 in one day!
- RickJames77

are we still talking about the thing that didn't happen?
- BestRapperAlive

You mean the night you lost your virginity? No.





It's been brought up from time to time and really dRAGged through the mud.

are we still talking about the thing that didn't happen?
- BestRapperAlive

The Leafs going into a rebuild or the fact Rielly can’t be captain because he said ragget?

Both are equally stupid.

are we still talking about the thing that didn't happen?
- BestRapperAlive

No, it did happen.. We are going to sign Joseph Duszak..

I do worry that the other 30 teams in the league will send him an offer-sheet.

No, it did happen.. We are going to sign Joseph Duszak..

I do worry that the other 30 teams in the league will send him an offer-sheet.
- PatC80

True. I hope he is awful so we don't have to pay him well.

are we still talking about the thing that didn't happen?
- BestRapperAlive

Classy response from Dubas

Kyle Dubas on the rush to judge Morgan Rielly, and why even though he didn’t use a homophobic slur, this is still an important moment for reflection and discussion pic.twitter.com/HNPTei6HqE

— Kristen Shilton (@kristen_shilton) March 12, 2019

No, it did happen.. We are going to sign Joseph Duszak..

I do worry that the other 30 teams in the league will send him an offer-sheet.
- PatC80

Nothing will beat the time the Flames offer sheeted O'Reilly, only to find out that if Colorado didn't match, he'd have to clear waivers before they could get him and would still have to give up the draft compensation if he was claimed by another team.

(frank)ing classic Jay Feaster

No, it did happen.. We are going to sign Joseph Duszak..

I do worry that the other 30 teams in the league will send him an offer-sheet.
- PatC80

Can he play this season?

I have no idea who he is.

Classy response from Dubas

Kyle Dubas on the rush to judge Morgan Rielly, and why even though he didn’t use a homophobic slur, this is still an important moment for reflection and discussion pic.twitter.com/HNPTei6HqE

— Kristen Shilton (@kristen_shilton) March 12, 2019

- TheMussel

Leafman, Max, and Prince will still get triggered for no reason. Ironic, isn’t it?

Roger's will pump 15 articles and 25 analysis vids about this crap. They love to pump the social justice. All based on a word supposedly used that no one of that group was going to hear anyway. Joke...

Nothing will beat the time the Flames offer sheeted O'Reilly, only to find out that if Colorado didn't match, he'd have to clear waivers before they could get him and would still have to give up the draft compensation if he was claimed by another team.

(frank)ing classic Jay Feaster
- RickJames77

That was great.

hope aardvark learned his lesson

Classy response from Dubas

Kyle Dubas on the rush to judge Morgan Rielly, and why even though he didn’t use a homophobic slur, this is still an important moment for reflection and discussion pic.twitter.com/HNPTei6HqE

— Kristen Shilton (@kristen_shilton) March 12, 2019

- TheMussel

Reflection and discussion about the thing that didn't happen???

Can he play this season?

I have no idea who he is.
- Santo_44

Not eligible for playoffs I don't think, but can play regular season?

Reflection and discussion about the thing that didn't happen???
- BestRapperAlive

Using it as an opportunity to reaffirm their commitment to doing good

Reflection and discussion about the thing that didn't happen???
- BestRapperAlive

No, we are all supposed to reflect on how we aren't supposed to use that word, because society is evil and hateful.

No, we are all supposed to reflect on how we aren't supposed to use that word, because society is evil and hateful.
- aminnes

oh

hope aardvark learned his lesson
- Cherry--Skoal

Conversing with you is the equivalent of the mind getting aids... that’s the lesson.

Not eligible for playoffs I don't think, but can play regular season?
- TheMussel

Are you sure? I could've sworn the year we signed Krug out of Michigan State he played in the playoffs

Could be miss-remembering though


Arguably the best FA signing out of college? Kevin Hayes and Tyler Bozak are the only other two I got, but I don't think they hold a candle to Krug.