Look on the bright side:

We get to hear Uggie complain about our mediocre backup for another 12 months.
- Atomic Wedgie

UG/Max same poop

People have a problem with a mediocre backup making league min on a team that needs cap space next season?
- AdamFrench

Yeah Sparks at $0.750 ish, and a fourth line of Goat, Petan and Moore for under $2.5 mln total and a pretty solid start to make for space elsewhere...

Dear Wedgie,

First of all, because saying it once yesterday isn't enough, your wife beating cancer is the most awesome thing in the goddamn world and I'm super happy for ya.

I wanted to give you some update about your whole "go have sex and tell your wife it was my idea".

Turns out, it wasn't as convincing as I thought it would be. It failed miserably yesterday.

Take care buddy.

Your pal,

Scabeh

You laugh, but they were awesome. I remember a kid came out with his dad's nice leather belts wrapped around their (frank)ing couch cushions strapped to his legs

Those belts would've been put to use in another way when he got home.
- gravyface

I remember making my own blocker out of a piece of plywood with some foam glued on to it and a glove duct taped to it.

Dear Wedgie,

First of all, because saying it once yesterday isn't enough, your wife beating cancer is the most awesome thing in the goddamn world and I'm super happy for ya.

I wanted to give you some update about your whole "go have sex and tell your wife it was my idea".

Turns out, it wasn't as convincing as I thought it would be. It failed miserably yesterday.

Take care buddy.

Your pal,

Scabeh
- Scabeh

Have her call me.

Have her call me.
- Atomic Wedgie

Double or nothing eh?

I like it.

Have her call me.
- Atomic Wedgie

Yep, and a few non calls against the leafs. The Z elbow to tkatchuk being the most obvious.
- bryant

And a trip the leafs got away with.

OK. For anyone who didn't see/hear it or missed it, here it is in all it's glory-

Ennis?

On pace for 20+ 5v5 goals, not too shabby at all.

I remember fans in here hating him before the preseason was even over.

Complain about the Martins and the Komarovs and then whined when Dubas went out and grabbed some skill that had been flung like poo from another team.
- Garnie

At the time i was hoping for someone a little bigger, but for the price, i liked the signing.

OK. For anyone who didn't see/hear it or missed it, here it is in all it's glory-




- GreatGigInTheSky

Dear Wedgie,

First of all, because saying it once yesterday isn't enough, your wife beating cancer is the most awesome thing in the goddamn world and I'm super happy for ya.

I wanted to give you some update about your whole "go have sex and tell your wife it was my idea".

Turns out, it wasn't as convincing as I thought it would be. It failed miserably yesterday.

Take care buddy.

Your pal,

Scabeh
- Scabeh

Lol

Dear Wedgie,

First of all, because saying it once yesterday isn't enough, your wife beating cancer is the most awesome thing in the goddamn world and I'm super happy for ya.

I wanted to give you some update about your whole "go have sex and tell your wife it was my idea".

Turns out, it wasn't as convincing as I thought it would be. It failed miserably yesterday.

Take care buddy.

Your pal,

Scabeh
- Scabeh

Mine actually went over well. Wife is early pregnancy so she is sporting new boobs.

The Toronto Maple Leafs have re-signed goaltender Garret Sparks to a one-year, $750,000 contract extension. #LeafsForever pic.twitter.com/KJLTD1wXP4

— Complete Hockey News (@CompleteHkyNews) March 5, 2019

welp there it is

New GoT trailer just dropped for all you GoT lovers

Can't wait b'ys!

Did everyone see Pominville do the anti-Laine? Instead of scoring on his own goal, he saved his own goal

Did everyone see Pominville do the anti-Laine? Instead of scoring on his own goal, he saved his own goal


- Archaic

The reaction is great

new blog everyone

Sparks was given a 1 year extension at $750K.

New GoT trailer just dropped for all you GoT lovers

Can't wait b'ys!
- LeafGuy89

Can't wait for April 14th.

Did everyone see Pominville do the anti-Laine? Instead of scoring on his own goal, he saved his own goal


- Archaic

I watched that live. Couldn't stop laughing.

Double or nothing eh?

I like it.
- Scabeh

So I know ol' Atomic Wedgie often goes for cheap laughs, but I'm actually quite serious about this:

https://preventcancer.org...programs/check-your-mate/

Get it done, Scabby.

Get it done, everyone.

I watched that live. Couldn't stop laughing.
- GreatGigInTheSky