Gotta love those guys that answer questions you're not asking.

My brother plays the ponies, he's never lost also..
- pete26

that's the only ponies I ever played: ( don't know if it still there at the Montreal Casino)

that's the only ponies I ever played: ( don't know if it still there at the Montreal Casino)


- Xizord

No they are not

Guys like WaterBoy lip read their cards..
- pete26

- WaterBoy

- dt99999

The guy that says he never lost money is obviously lying...

Trick is : to play money you don't care about, meaning money you can afford to loose

its always boring when somebody tells a poker hand, its really the "you had to be there type of deal"
- Xizord

Le gros, c'est "lose", pas "loose".

Le gros, c'est "lose", pas "loose".
- Good On Paper

il aime ca slaque

il aime ca slaque
- Symba.007

Et il a bin de l'argent de lousse

I stopped playing when one of the guys from high school showed up at our 20 dollar game with shades and a hoodie.


I also stopped playing because I hate it and I'd basically go all in on my first hand so I could go get a beer and watch the game.

Once I won and I was FURIOUS
- dt99999

what i remember most about poker is how any time anyone ever lost a hand it was because they were dealt bad cards.

Le gros, c'est "lose", pas "loose".
- Good On Paper

M'en kalice un peu

( ok pas mal )

me semble ça sonne comme une plus grosse défaite avec deux O

what i remember most about poker is how any time anyone ever lost a hand it was because they were dealt bad cards.
- DoubleDown

It's not like intercourse with your wife, you can't always bluff your way out

what i remember most about poker is how any time anyone ever lost a hand it was because they were dealt bad cards.
- DoubleDown

I love those guys...that and very aggressive players... just have to wait for it, they can't have the nuts every time.

what i remember most about poker is how any time anyone ever lost a hand it was because they were dealt bad cards.
- DoubleDown

I remember having to ask before the game for that little card that shows which hands are better.

It's not like intercourse with your wife, you can't always bluff your way out
- MortChicken

why would he want to bluff his way out of intercourse ?

why would it want to bluff his way out of intercourse ?
- Xizord

We call "it" Adam around here.

why would it want to bluff his way out of intercourse ?
- Xizord

His wife is howard

His wife is howard
- dt99999

you don't bluff with Howard...

His wife is howard
- dt99999

seems like he would force you anyway

It's not like intercourse with your wife, you can't always bluff your way out
- MortChicken

Wait...

You can bluff your way out of intercourse???

We call "it" Adam around here.
- MortChicken

I prefer "it"

LEs esties de BS qui utilisent le mot gentrification ...chupucapable

I remember having to ask before the game for that little card that shows which hands are better.
- dt99999

I like to play 3 card poker at a casino.

It's not that difficult.

Wait...

You can bluff your way out of intercourse???
- WaterBoy

Oh yeah man, I'm getting pretty good at it.

Oh yeah man, I'm getting pretty good at it.
- MortChicken

you just (frank)ed her in a fat roll and somehow she got pregnant?

lol