Unless we win the 1st. Then we'll trade it to Vancouver for ...

*looks at Canucks roster*

... nah we'll just keep it.
- Wildschwein

Elias Petterson?!

Elias Petterson?!
- Misterbator

Vancouver would never move him (or Boeser, or Horvat), so no point mentioning him.

Vancouver would never move him (or Boeser, or Horvat), so no point mentioning him.
- Wildschwein

RIP Manning.

RIP Manning.
- AdamFrench

Details man!

Oh, it’s just waivers. Well good riddance.

Details man!

Oh, it’s just waivers. Well good riddance.
- Wildschwein

Brandon Manning on waivers, Drake Caggiulla LW1...the entire NHL outside of Edmonton misses you dearly Peter Chiarelli.

Brandon Manning on waivers, Drake Caggiulla LW1...the entire NHL outside of Edmonton misses you dearly Peter Chiarelli.
- EnzoD

Ain't that the (frank)ing truth.

It was either Manning or Petrovic we weren’t going to keep 8 defensemen around

It was either Manning or Petrovic we weren’t going to keep 8 defensemen around
- RatedR80

My only regret is that it couldn't be both.

My only regret is that it couldn't be both.
- Wildschwein

Guess we will see what happens before the TDL.....Petrovic is certainly easier to move because he is a UFA after the season so perhaps we might get both

Guess we will see what happens before the TDL.....Petrovic is certainly easier to move because he is a UFA after the season so perhaps we might get both
- RatedR80

Gotta make room for DeKeyser.

Gotta make room for DeKeyser.
- RafiDRW

That was hurtful

That was hurtful
- RatedR80

No. This would hurt if you were the whale.

No. This would hurt if you were the whale.


- RafiDRW

Looks like a fun job

Looks like a fun job
- RatedR80

The smell alone, man.

The smell alone, man.
- RafiDRW

Not to mention if you were unlucky enough to get caught in the crossfire

No. This would hurt if you were the whale.


- RafiDRW

Is that a large blade he's carrying by his junk while running on a wet surface greased with whale blubber?

Is that a large blade he's carrying by his junk while running on a wet surface greased with whale blubber?
- Wildschwein

A blade or a dildo. Either way, watch out.

Not to mention if you were unlucky enough to get caught in the crossfire
- RatedR80

Oh god.

A blade or a dildo. Either way, watch out.
- RafiDRW

No wonder the Japanese birth rate plummeted.

Oh god.
- RafiDRW

Can't be any worse than getting get hit by a squirting from Laugh's sister.

Can't be any worse than getting get hit by a squirting from Laugh's sister.
- Wildschwein

Could be letting Jero take a Pakistani poop on your face.

So a Jets poster thinks Petan and Kulikov should get you Trocheck.

No wonder the Japanese birth rate plummeted.
- Wildschwein

New seppuku.

So a Jets poster thinks Petan and Kulikov shout get you Trocheck.
- Wildschwein

I usually join them in shouting that phrase too.