Lol. Not exactly. But I do a lot of shaving. Smooth as a dolphin.

Edit: like codes.

Double Edit: is that racist?
- bloatedmosquito

Is Codes an Eskimo?

Lol. Not exactly. But I do a lot of shaving. Smooth as a dolphin.

Edit: like codes.

Double Edit: is that racist?
- bloatedmosquito

I have a beard. Shaving is minimal.

And I kid you not, I have 1 curly hair in the middle of my chest.

I choose not to pluck it. It's a source of pride.

Is Codes an Eskimo?
- VANTEL

thank god Codes ain’t here to read this.

Funny thing, I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a skin tone like neem and have spent the same amount of time grooming my body to look like Codes.

Who’s the one with cultural pressure to simulate!?

thank god Codes ain’t here to read this.

Funny thing, I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a skin tone like neem and have spent the same amount of time grooming my body to look like Codes.

Who’s the one with cultural pressure to simulate!?
- bloatedmosquito

I have a beard. Shaving is minimal.

And I kid you not, I have 1 curly hair in the middle of my chest.

I choose not to pluck it. It's a source of pride.


- vancity787

Lol. I have good face hair. Perfect two-day stubble. Got some gray in it so it looks distinguished. But my chest hair is a mess. Or at least it was as a teen. Once you go down that route you can never stop.

Consider yourself lucky with the one curly. But man, leaving it would drive me nuts.

Why you guys talking about EK? If my suggestion of tanking is considered silly then any talk of EK is pure lunacy.
- bloatedmosquito

Amen brother, preach, tanking is silly, signing EK is lunacy

thank god Codes ain’t here to read this.

Funny thing, I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a skin tone like neem and have spent the same amount of time grooming my body to look like Codes.

Who’s the one with cultural pressure to simulate!?
- bloatedmosquito

Well...reading this is disturbing.

Amen brother, preach, tanking is silly, signing EK is lunacy
- Makita

They will likely still be a bubble team at the TDL, so I doubt pending UFAs get moved. But I also doubt that they will go after rentals. They’ll probably just stay the course, keep knocking out the little trades and see what this roster can do.

They will likely still be a bubble team at the TDL, so I doubt pending UFAs get moved. But I also doubt that they will go after rentals. They’ll probably just stay the course, keep knocking out the little trades and see what this roster can do.
- CubanBuffet

Personally that is what I would prefer, if they make the playoffs, great let’s see what happens. If they get swept in 4, I view it as a learning experience.

I know that the draft position will not be as good as not making the playoffs, but I’d rather see the team play to win each and every game.

Why you guys talking about EK? If my suggestion of tanking is considered silly then any talk of EK is pure lunacy.
- bloatedmosquito

Tank, draft hughes, sign panarin and EK, HORVAT WILL BE THE ELITE 3LC of a championship caliber team.
#presidentstrophys :love

Is Codes an Eskimo?
- VANTEL

Did I hear "tank"?

Ooohhh Oooohhh I know this one


Tank = Dumb

EK and Panarin = Dumber

Playoffs = Dumbest


- VANTEL

Well...reading this is disturbing.
- Makita

Oh ya, I’m cultural appropriation personified.

Well...reading this is disturbing.
- Makita

Agree

Did I hear "tank"?
- LeftCoaster

I think that’s just the noise resounding from Edmonton.

I think that’s just the noise resounding from Edmonton.
- NewYorkNuck

The Oilers should trade McDavid for Matthews and Nylander, that gives them an extra top six forward to go with Draisaitl and RNH.

I think that’s just the noise resounding from Edmonton.
- NewYorkNuck

No way that should be allowed. (frank) that pisses me off.

thank god Codes ain’t here to read this.

Funny thing, I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a skin tone like neem and have spent the same amount of time grooming my body to look like Codes.

Who’s the one with cultural pressure to simulate!?
- bloatedmosquito

Is Codes an Eskimo?
- VANTEL

nope, but i am a mutt, which makes me immune to reprecussion when saying racist stereotypes

Agree
- LeftCoaster

What? I seek the sun and I clear cut my Caucasian coat. But I framed it in a politically incorrect way. That would kill at Yuk Yuks. Tough crowd tonight.

Lol. Not exactly. But I do a lot of shaving. Smooth as a dolphin.

Edit: like codes.

Double Edit: is that racist?
- bloatedmosquito

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes.

Bloated Waxes.
- vancity787

They were an awesome band.

thank god Codes ain’t here to read this.

Funny thing, I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a skin tone like neem and have spent the same amount of time grooming my body to look like Codes.

Who’s the one with cultural pressure to simulate!?
- bloatedmosquito

Amen brother, preach, tanking is silly, signing EK is lunacy
- Makita