I correct grammar and spelling mistakes for Eklund, and I do fact-checking and customer relations for James Tanner, so I have a lot of time on my hands.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm just kidding.

I'm a male escort. It's been slow for me recently, since the early 2000's when smaller penises were all the rage.
- walshyleafsfan

Is this you?

Saw this and thought i'd pass it along, although small sample size.

Analytics and other various false rating "systems", rated by their credibility:
CORSI: 100% junk
FORSI: 100% junk
MORSI: 100% junk
DORSI: 100% junk
EXPECTED: 100% fabrication
PLUS MINUS: 100% lies
NOT EXPECTED: 100% manipulation
HOPEFUL: 100% stupidity
ZAMBONI: 100% insanity

I find it disturbing so many of you guys have come to this conclusion.
- Scabeh

Well.... We know your a Leafs fan at heart.

Is this you?


- Atomic Wedgie

no but this is

Is this you?


- Atomic Wedgie

Yessir. Slightly less hair, bigger belly and Chinese.

I'm just kidding.

I'm a male escort. It's been slow for me recently, since the early 2000's when smaller penises were all the rage.
- walshyleafsfan

- Scabeh

YEAH... WELL...

I rack up maple leaves every autumn and put them in a garbage can.

At least like 3 times every year too.

TAKE THAT.
- Scabeh

[quote=TrashPanda]

Nothing in here about blowing anything or anyone.

Move along you trash rat!

I correct grammar and spelling mistakes for Eklund, and I do fact-checking and customer relations for James Tanner, so I have a lot of time on my hands.
- Atomic Wedgie

no but this is
- daeth

Nailed it. 50% that and 50% Jonathan Ke Quan

If someone could Photoshop the two (I can't, i have a client), that would be me.

I'm just kidding.

I'm a male escort. It's been slow for me recently, since the early 2000's when smaller penises were all the rage.
- walshyleafsfan

And with a population of 138K on PEI, I assume your clientele is small too.

- Scabeh[quote=TrashPanda]

Nothing in here about blowing anything or anyone.

Move along you trash rat!

And with a population of 138K on PEI, I assume your clientele is small too.
- bixll

Absolutely. I'm thinking of branching out to the Moncton area.

I’m an old retired guy, it’s winter, not much to do so I get on here periodically throughout the day.
My question is: Do you guys ever work at all? Seriously, and most of you are probably on Twitter and Facebook also.
I hope I don’t come across as an ass here, just wondering how young people manage all the distractions.
I’ll hang up now and brace myself for the onslaught.
- shack67

tbh imo young ppl operate on a completely different platform.

everyone has phones, and its pretty brutal how selfish society has become. But i don't blame millennials as much as gen X'ers or baby boomers for these issues. The older generation struggles more with addiction. Everyday i ride the train into downtown and i observe other passengers on their devices. ppl 50+ are the worst. I watched a woman close and open FB 10 times between stops. The older generations also biitch about everything non-stop. They fear not being liked, admired, and probably death more than others. This is why America doesn't have a functioning gov't and are trying to build a pointless wall at the expense of the future generation.

Id trade this all for a cabin in the woods, a fishing rod, and a couple plants growing out back.

tbh imo young ppl operate on a completely different platform.

everyone has phones, and its pretty brutal how selfish society has become. But i don't blame millennials as much as gen X'ers or baby boomers for these issues. The older generation struggles more with addiction. Everyday i ride the train into downtown and i observe other passengers on their devices. ppl 50+ are the worst. I watched a woman close and open FB 10 times between stops. The older generations also biitch about everything non-stop. They fear not being liked, admired, and probably death more than others. This is why America doesn't have a functioning gov't and are trying to build a pointless wall at the expense of the future generation.

Id trade this all for a cabin in the woods, a fishing rod, and a couple plants growing out back.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Do you have the same occupation as myself? Contract killer? Best to stay off the grid.

With the kids i've had to do some side Crash Test Dummying in being me contract killing. That's Thatcher for you.

YEAH... WELL...

I rack up maple leaves every autumn and put them in a garbage can.

At least like 3 times every year too.

TAKE THAT.
- Scabeh

Uh?
You mean, you dont play in the leaves?
Ugh, i dont even know you.

Absolutely. I'm thinking of branching out to the Moncton area.

- walshyleafsfan

As a Blues fan, what would some of you Leafs fans offer for Alex Pietrangelo?

As a RD seems like a perfect fit would pair nicely with Rielly on the right side, King City, Ontario boy. We discuss this a lot on Blues forums, interested to hear from your side.

your mouth is a leaf blower
- daeth

Haha.
Jesus.

Asking price for Jake Muzzin
There’s no guarantee the Kings will move Jake Muzzin but they’re certainly in listening mode. And the asking price I’m told right now for the talented top-four blueliner is a first-round pick plus a prospect.

From P. Lebrun

so a 1st and Adam Brooks

From P. Lebrun

so a 1st and Adam Brooks
- senstroll

if thats all it takes he's 100% a leaf

i dont believe it though

tbh imo young ppl operate on a completely different platform.

everyone has phones, and its pretty brutal how selfish society has become. But i don't blame millennials as much as gen X'ers or baby boomers for these issues. The older generation struggles more with addiction. Everyday i ride the train into downtown and i observe other passengers on their devices. ppl 50+ are the worst. I watched a woman close and open FB 10 times between stops. The older generations also biitch about everything non-stop. They fear not being liked, admired, and probably death more than others. This is why America doesn't have a functioning gov't and are trying to build a pointless wall at the expense of the future generation.

Id trade this all for a cabin in the woods, a fishing rod, and a couple plants growing out back.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Interesting points. I have noticed that when I see an erratic driver using a phone more often than not it’s someone who’s older.

if thats all it takes he's 100% a leaf

i dont believe it though
- daeth

fine, 1st, Brooks and Connor Brown

As a Blues fan, what would some of you Leafs fans offer for Alex Pietrangelo?

As a RD seems like a perfect fit would pair nicely with Rielly on the right side, King City, Ontario boy. We discuss this a lot on Blues forums, interested to hear from your side.
- Taynos

i don't like what he'd do to our cap sitch.

otherwise he'd help the team greatly.

No big names being moved for him i hope, including Nylander.