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TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Dec 13 @ 11:51 AM ET
Haha how old are you?
- Puck-us-all


old enough to not give a poop about what you d-bags think
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Dec 13 @ 11:52 AM ET
Haha how old are you?
- Puck-us-all



Is this specific to Mussel or can anyone answer?
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Dec 13 @ 11:53 AM ET
Is this specific to Mussel or can anyone answer?
- PatC80


asl?
markmark
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 07.27.2010

Dec 13 @ 11:53 AM ET
I see To Catch a Hockeybuzz Predator is playing out and the seagull is notably absent...
prock
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Bobby Ryan + 1st rounder for Clarkson, ON
Joined: 08.30.2007

Dec 13 @ 11:53 AM ET
old enough to not give a poop about what you d-bags think
- TheMussel


Exactly. It's a funny thing - he's probably thinking he's the elder, but in this situation, it's the guys telling the rest that they sometimes pee sitting down that are probably the older ones.

As you get older, you really start to give less of a f*$k about what people think. Like I give a shyt what some pimply faced teen thinks about me sitting down to pee, regardless of the reasons why I find it more convenient sometimes.

It's the jacka$$ that sneers at it because he thinks it's unmanly that is probably the immature kid.
Puck-us-all
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.12.2018

Dec 13 @ 11:54 AM ET
asl?
- TheMussel

Asl?.. you can’t be that old if you member that haha
Puck-us-all
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.12.2018

Dec 13 @ 11:54 AM ET
Is this specific to Mussel or can anyone answer?
- PatC80

Yes! Wait.. probably
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Dec 13 @ 11:55 AM ET
I've heard that guys in Montreal have to sit when they pee.
- TrashPanda

I'm so damn manly I poop standing up.
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Dec 13 @ 11:56 AM ET
asl?
- TheMussel


A= Old
S= I'm flattered by the offer, but I can't.. I'm married.
L= somewhere between Oshawa and Hamilton
Puck-us-all
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.12.2018

Dec 13 @ 11:56 AM ET
Exactly. It's a funny thing - he's probably thinking he's the elder, but in this situation, it's the guys telling the rest that they sometimes pee sitting down that are probably the older ones.

As you get older, you really start to give less of a f*$k about what people think. Like I give a shyt what some pimply faced teen thinks about me sitting down to pee, regardless of the reasons why I find it more convenient sometimes.

It's the jacka$$ that sneers at it because he thinks it's unmanly that is probably the immature kid.

- prock

Oh no I was assuming I was definitely younger.. I mean a pee long enough to play on your phone? That’s some geriatric urination lol
senstroll
Location: Leafs AAV Champs, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008

Dec 13 @ 11:57 AM ET
I sit when I pee when I'm at home... it's more comfortable, less messy, and if it's a long one I can play on my phone without worrying about dunking it
- TheMussel


big deal, i lay down when I pee.
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Dec 13 @ 11:57 AM ET
I'm so damn manly I poop standing up.
- Atomic Wedgie

TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Dec 13 @ 11:57 AM ET
Oh no I was assuming I was definitely younger.. I mean a pee long enough to play on your phone? That’s some geriatric urination lol
- Puck-us-all


depends how long it takes to play on your phone
prock
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Bobby Ryan + 1st rounder for Clarkson, ON
Joined: 08.30.2007

Dec 13 @ 11:57 AM ET
Oh no I was assuming I was definitely younger.. I mean a pee long enough to play on your phone? That’s some geriatric urination lol
- Puck-us-all


bahahahahahahaha.

Or post a few beers.
Puck-us-all
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.12.2018

Dec 13 @ 11:57 AM ET
I'm so damn manly I poop standing up.
- Atomic Wedgie

Teach me
Puck-us-all
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.12.2018

Dec 13 @ 11:58 AM ET
depends how long it takes to play on your phone
- TheMussel

True
prock
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Bobby Ryan + 1st rounder for Clarkson, ON
Joined: 08.30.2007

Dec 13 @ 11:59 AM ET
big deal, i lay down when I pee.
- senstroll



well. I suppose I've done that a few times myself. but that requires a LOT of booze.
senstroll
Location: Leafs AAV Champs, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008

Dec 13 @ 11:59 AM ET
I'm so damn manly I poop standing up.
- Atomic Wedgie


wasnt there a jackass bit where one of them was poopting while running?

senstroll
Location: Leafs AAV Champs, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008

Dec 13 @ 12:01 PM ET
mom update

whos Bean?

prock
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Bobby Ryan + 1st rounder for Clarkson, ON
Joined: 08.30.2007

Dec 13 @ 12:01 PM ET
wasnt there a jackass bit where one of them was poopting while running?
- senstroll



Well I've done that too, but not intentional. And not solid.
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Dec 13 @ 12:03 PM ET
Oh no I was assuming I was definitely younger.. I mean a pee long enough to play on your phone? That’s some geriatric urination lol
- Puck-us-all



Naw.. When you are older your pees are shorter, but more frequent.
walshyleafsfan
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I really don't care about Nylander, I really hope he gets injured and is out - Makita
Joined: 07.14.2011

Dec 13 @ 12:03 PM ET
I sit when I pee when I'm at home... it's more comfortable, less messy, and if it's a long one I can play on my phone without worrying about dunking it
- TheMussel

At home, I stand when I poo. It's more fun that way. Like a Lancaster bomber.

I can't sit and pee because my cock gets wet
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Dec 13 @ 12:04 PM ET
mom update

whos Bean?


- senstroll



It's actually 'Beam'

It's a jersey tribute to Jim Beam.
walshyleafsfan
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I really don't care about Nylander, I really hope he gets injured and is out - Makita
Joined: 07.14.2011

Dec 13 @ 12:05 PM ET
It's actually 'Beam'

It's a jersey tribute to Jim Beam.

- PatC80

Marleau's mam is fit.

Is Andreas Johnsson's nickname Hitler?
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Dec 13 @ 12:07 PM ET
mom update

whos Bean?


- senstroll

Johnsson's number.

Maybe a divorce, so she doesn't want to wear Johnsson?

Or maybe just a nickname?
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