Auston's mom is a cut little mama cita
- RogerRoeper

https://theathletic.com/7...-auston-and-ema-matthews/

A buffalo fan told me that we should hope Matthews scores less so he is a worse player so we get to pay him less....

How stupid does it get?



He also said Marner deserves Echiel money but he is no where close to as good as him. All the points he’s getting don’t add to how good he is. It just adds to how much money he will get. Simple math.
- Santo_44

Auston's mom is a cut little mama cita
- RogerRoeper

Yeah, because knowing that a whole bunch of Maple Leaf fans want to take turns drilling his mom, that will for sure make him stay with the Leafs and not demand a trade

I really hope Kapanen plays like a $2.2 million X 3 years player.
- Atomic Wedgie

If Johnsson gets one tonight we're so (frank)ed.

Yeah, because knowing that a whole bunch of Maple Leaf fans want to take turns drilling his mom, that will for sure make him stay with the Leafs and not demand a trade
- PatC80

That might change on the Mom's trip, all depending on who is there though.

If Johnsson gets one tonight we're so (frank)ed.
- The Law

Dude. I know right... Imagine if, Gauthier scores a goal too.. Then we really franked.

That might change on the Mom's trip, all depending on who is there though.
- TheMussel

Perhaps.. However, not all of them have the same Latin flair

any updates on the Leafs moms?
- senstroll

Some are hot, some are not....more at 11.

Dude. I know right... Imagine if, Gauthier scores a goal too.. Then we really franked.
- PatC80

Leafs are scoring 20 goals tonight?

Leafs are scoring 20 goals tonight?
- TrashPanda

6-2 TB

Leafs are scoring 20 goals tonight?
- TrashPanda

And 400 goals this season

Yeah, because knowing that a whole bunch of Maple Leaf fans want to take turns drilling his mom, that will for sure make him stay with the Leafs and not demand a trade
- PatC80

Apparently guys in other NHL cities get boners too.

Some are hot, some are not....more at 11.
- Garnie

Depends who you ask.

Basically, you gotta ask a few questions. If you ask a non-Leafs fan.

Is the player in question a Leaf? Yes. Is he negotiating a new contract? No. Answer - he sucks.

Is the player in question a Leaf? Yes. Is he negotiating a new contract? Yes. Answer - his comparables say he's gonna make $14M per season.

Is the player in question a Leaf? No. He's probably better than most Leafs.

Apparently guys in other NHL cities get boners too.
- RogerRoeper

Source?

Apparently guys in other NHL cities get boners too.
- RogerRoeper

Except those Richardless bruins fans

Leafs are scoring 20 goals tonight?
- TrashPanda

Seems likely, no?



Just saying that if Gauthier scores a goal tonight.. How much will he get via an offer-sheet? 4yr x $4M?

Apparently guys in other NHL cities get boners too.
- RogerRoeper

Enough to talk about it on a hockey fan site?
#BonerBuzz?

Except those Richardless bruins fans
- TheMussel

I've heard that guys in Montreal have to sit when they pee.

Apparently guys in other NHL cities get boners too.
- RogerRoeper

...except Buffalo.

Depends who you ask.

Basically, you gotta ask a few questions. If you ask a non-Leafs fan.

Is the player in question a Leaf? Yes. Is he negotiating a new contract? No. Answer - he sucks.

Is the player in question a Leaf? Yes. Is he negotiating a new contract? Yes. Answer - his comparables say he's gonna make $14M per season.

Is the player in question a Leaf? No. He's probably better than most Leafs.
- prock

I'm talking about the moms.

Seems likely, no?



Just saying that if Gauthier scores a goal tonight.. How much will he get via an offer-sheet? 4yr x $4M?
- PatC80

Hopefully

I've heard that guys in Montreal have to sit when they pee.
- TrashPanda

I sit when I pee when I'm at home... it's more comfortable, less messy, and if it's a long one I can play on my phone without worrying about dunking it

I'm talking about the moms.
- Garnie

oh I see. Meh, as long as they're warm and wet, it's all good to me.

I sit when I pee when I'm at home... it's more comfortable, less messy, and if it's a long one I can play on my phone without worrying about dunking it
- TheMussel

I do too sometimes. If it's middle of the night and I don't have my contacts in, I do'nt want to make a mess, and also don't want the noise to wake anyone up (like my 1 year old boy).

I sit when I pee when I'm at home... it's more comfortable, less messy, and if it's a long one I can play on my phone without worrying about dunking it
- TheMussel

Haha how old are you?