I am sooooooo stealing this...
- Atomic Wedgie

It's not stealing, it's forced borrowing.

Too lazy and old to learn a new game over a game that I've been playing for literally 20 years.
- TheMussel

I'm probably older, it's not very hard, but addictive.

So let me get this straight:

You take your phone - an instrument that constantly touches your hands and face - and use it while you are also handling fecal matter?
- Atomic Wedgie

www.soap.com

Yeah but if you give it a lick and a wipe with your shirt it's as good as new
- TheMussel

http://www.naturalstattrick.com/

Not that I put too much weight on it, this year it seems the team with the best CF% loses the game.
- Garnie

Fire Dubas

So let me get this straight:

You take your phone - an instrument that constantly touches your hands and face - and use it while you are also handling fecal matter?
- Atomic Wedgie

2 marks 1 cup?

I don't tend to handle it....
- markmark

One of the worst places to use your phone is in the bathroom, Martin and Whittier both agree. When toilets flush, they spread germs everywhere, which is how phones end up with fecal bacteria like E. coli. “Taking a cell phone into the bathroom and then leaving with it is kind of like going in, not washing your hands and then coming back out,” Martin says. “It’s the same level of concern.”

http://time.com/4908654/cell-phone-bacteria/

2 marks 1 cup?
- senstroll

I have no idea what this means.

I repeat, I have no idea what this means.

Nope, none at all.

Well done.

Fire Dubas
- senstroll

What site do you use....last year you said Vegas was lucky and now your site says they had the 6th best CF%?

One of the worst places to use your phone is in the bathroom, Martin and Whittier both agree. When toilets flush, they spread germs everywhere, which is how phones end up with fecal bacteria like E. coli. “Taking a cell phone into the bathroom and then leaving with it is kind of like going in, not washing your hands and then coming back out,” Martin says. “It’s the same level of concern.”

http://time.com/4908654/cell-phone-bacteria/
- Atomic Wedgie

meh, millions of people do it...I don't see anyone dying from it.

What do you do, just read the back of the shampoo bottle................ again?

The dumps I've been taking lately have been (frank)ing Megalodon. I'm eating really, really healthy and fibrous foods and I'm also in frequent scenarios that tend to cause my body to hold on to its scat, so as not to alert predators in the forest, you know?

Then when I finally do take a crunch it's like giving birth to Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy, the full size version, you feel me.

Go Leafs Go

Btw I feel posts describing my recent poops are more worthwhile than ideas about trading Connor Brown, which are so dumb they barely can even qualify as an idea. It's like saying I have an idea and then sharting violently, how is it even an idea?

What site do you use....last year you said Vegas was lucky and now your site says they had the 6th best CF%?
- Garnie

i see what I did, was doing 17/18-18/19

i see what I did, was doing 17/18-18/19
- senstroll

ah ok...I've went back...most finals have some good CF% teams...except last year and Pitts 1 of their last 2 cups they were like 24th.

ah ok...I've went back...most finals have some good CF% teams...except last year and Pitts 1 of their last 2 cups they were like 24th.
- Garnie

i think the gap has closed over the last few seasons.. you dont have detroit dominating, then Chi/LA.

nothing is exact, but is rather be in the top half than the bottom

So we're trading for Pietrangelo now? I'm down

So we're trading for Pietrangelo now? I'm down
- BestRapperAlive

yup for Zeitsev ..good deal for the leefs

One of the worst places to use your phone is in the bathroom, Martin and Whittier both agree. When toilets flush, they spread germs everywhere, which is how phones end up with fecal bacteria like E. coli. “Taking a cell phone into the bathroom and then leaving with it is kind of like going in, not washing your hands and then coming back out,” Martin says. “It’s the same level of concern.”

http://time.com/4908654/cell-phone-bacteria/
- Atomic Wedgie

I mean... I get all that but like... I'm not holding my phone in one hand while cleaning myself with the other. It's in the pocket on either side of it's use.

O-dog is on a tare right now..

I 100% agree with everything he’s saying..

Just carving Jack Edwards in Boston lol..

yup for Zeitsev ..good deal for the leefs
- senstroll

well since zaitsev is useless and signed for a million years, that means we have to add. zaitsev+ 1st rounder + young roster player?

well since zaitsev is useless and signed for a million years, that means we have to add. zaitsev+ 1st rounder + young roster player?
- BestRapperAlive

Zaitsev, 1st rd pick in 2019, Johnsson and Bracco? Would you do it?

well since zaitsev is useless and signed for a million years, that means we have to add. zaitsev+ 1st rounder + young roster player?
- BestRapperAlive

rather the other big RHD they have

The Toronto Maple Leafs announced today that the hockey club has signed defenceman Calle Rosen to a two-year contract extension with an annual average value of $750,000.

Rosen, 24, has recorded 19 points (2 goals, 17 assists) in 24 games with the Toronto Marlies (AHL) in 2018-19. Last season, Rosen skated in four regular season games with the Maple Leafs and registered an assist. In 62 regular season games with the Marlies in 2017-18, he notched four goals and 18 assists for 22 points before adding 11 points (5 goals, 6 assists) in 16 playoff games, capturing the 2018 Calder Cup.

Rosen was originally signed to a two-year entry level contract by the Maple Leafs on May 16, 2017.

I totally agree. But presenting an opinion as fact is wrong, and while everyone is entitled to an opinion, having an ill-informed opinion regarding a topic that someone knows little about makes one a cock.

If, for example, I had a colleague that did these things, I would avoid them like the plague because they would be non-constructive and toxic to be around.
- TheMussel

Back reading and saw this little gem.

This was great, and very applicable to a couple posters here.

rather the other big RHD they have
- senstroll

My guess is, so would they.