So players score .55 of a goal? When does that happen?
- Aussiepenguin

and the sample size just gets bigger!

(frank)ing YUUUUUUUGE.

So players score .55 of a goal? When does that happen?
- Aussiepenguin

Dude, don't try math. It's not your strong suit.

and the sample size just gets bigger!

(frank)ing YUUUUUUUGE.
- j.boyd919

I'd say .55 dumb comments per page? Too low?

First period was pretty ok, despite that JJ-penalty.

I'd say .55 dumb comments per page? Too low?
- Rinosaur

I’d say his posts per page is about 4.7.

Dumb posts per page probably a 3.6.

Emojis per page is off the charts.

I’d say his posts per page is about 4.7.

Dumb posts per page probably a 3.6.

Emojis per page is off the charts.
- j.boyd919

He definitely has the most emojis 5v5.

Well my fantasy night is effed. Neither of my goalies are playing. Both Rinne and Schneider came off IR after I had made my selections.

First period was pretty ok, despite that JJ-penalty.
- VeryModernMan

It was meh. Pens were allowing too many good chances. Glad they ended with a 1-0 lead, but if the Pens don't get their heads on straight it could get ugly.

I was taking a look at Aussie’s analytics and I realized his EF% (Emoji For%) is so god damn high. At first I was like... no way. This dude must be a stud right? But much like Corsi, it doesn’t tell the whole story. So I went and checked out his dumb posts per page. And again, that poop was bananaland high. I thought maybe it was all about the emoji volume but (frank) man his QoP (Quality of Post) is so god damn awful that it makes sense that he uses so many emojis.

He’s literally the only person that finds himself funny. After looking at his EF%, Dumb Posts per Page, and QoP, I’ve come to the conclusion that he is probably THE worst poster on HockeyBuzz.

I think he would probably be a good candidate for the Aussie to Cordell scale. Aussie being the worst on the buzz while Cordell probably provides the best analysis on the site.

Isles better team overall also far. Pens flat out the gate, that I hate. Nothing rots my soul more than pathetic effort to start... Pathetic effort in general, really. They did pick it up though so that's good...and up by 1, obviously that's good too.

It doesn't feel like it was that long ago that Recchi played, but, WOW has he ever packed on the pounds......

I was taking a look at Aussie’s analytics and I realized his EF% (Emoji For%) is so god damn high. At first I was like... no way. This dude must be a stud right? But much like Corsi, it doesn’t tell the whole story. So I went and checked out his dumb posts per page. And again, that poop was bananaland high. I thought maybe it was all about the emoji volume but (frank) man his QoP (Quality of Post) is so god damn awful that it makes sense that he uses so many emojis.

He’s literally the only person that finds himself funny. After looking at his EF%, Dumb Posts per Page, and QoP, I’ve come to the conclusion that he is probably THE worst poster on HockeyBuzz.

I think he would probably be a good candidate for the Aussie to Cordell scale. Aussie being the worst on the buzz while Cordell probably provides the best analysis on the site.
- j.boyd919

What about his HDSC? (High Danger Stupid Comments)

I was taking a look at Aussie’s analytics and I realized his EF% (Emoji For%) is so god damn high. At first I was like... no way. This dude must be a stud right? But much like Corsi, it doesn’t tell the whole story. So I went and checked out his dumb posts per page. And again, that poop was bananaland high. I thought maybe it was all about the emoji volume but (frank) man his QoP (Quality of Post) is so god damn awful that it makes sense that he uses so many emojis.

He’s literally the only person that finds himself funny. After looking at his EF%, Dumb Posts per Page, and QoP, I’ve come to the conclusion that he is probably THE worst poster on HockeyBuzz.

I think he would probably be a good candidate for the Aussie to Cordell scale. Aussie being the worst on the buzz while Cordell probably provides the best analysis on the site.
- j.boyd919

Hahahah

Aussie I'm sorry, I actually do like ya around here but this made me laugh.

It doesn't feel like it was that long ago that Recchi played, but, WOW has he ever packed on the pounds......
- RoloTahmasee

Think he puts fries on his sandwiches?

Think he puts fries on his sandwiches?
- MattStrat

I think his sandwiches are made of french fries

The Pens are getting severely outplayed right now.

What about his HDSC? (High Danger Stupid Comments)
- Rinosaur

and the sample size just gets bigger!

(frank)ing YUUUUUUUGE.
- j.boyd919

"factual events they happened in the game"

Your words.

The arguement the other day about the Pens Leafs & hdsc being your 'arguement'.

Again contradicts what you say now.

I've said this before, I think you are the person that contradicts himself the most that I've ever seen!

But throw the insults in their Boyd - you're the smartest person in here......not.

(frank) me, the only 1.

"factual events they happened in the game"

Your words.

The arguement the other day about the Pens Leafs & hdsc being your 'arguement'.

Again contradicts what you say now.

I've said this before, I think you are the person that contradicts himself the most that I've ever seen!

But throw the insults in their Boyd - you're the smartest person in here......not.

(frank) me, the only 1.
- Aussiepenguin

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE SAMPLE SIZE. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.

"factual events they happened in the game"

Your words.

The arguement the other day about the Pens Leafs & hdsc being your 'arguement'.

Again contradicts what you say now.

I've said this before, I think you are the person that contradicts himself the most that I've ever seen!

But throw the insults in their Boyd - you're the smartest person in here......not.

(frank) me, the only 1.
- Aussiepenguin

There's that doubling down again

It doesn't feel like it was that long ago that Recchi played, but, WOW has he ever packed on the pounds......
- RoloTahmasee

Just imagine what will happen to phil

Makeup call

There's that doubling down again
- Rinosaur

Just adding to that EF% and HDSC.

Barry looks sad AF