Let's be honest, Shattenkirk should just shave the whole goddamn thing.
- Scabeh

He came close a couple times recently though.


but...Karlsson gonna take his place next season

Let's be honest, Shattenkirk should just shave the whole goddamn thing.
- Scabeh

He wouldn't be the first New York Ranger to go Messier up top

So a case of the press misunderstanding the press release?

Shattenkirk was held out of the game because he scratched himself while shaving.

Cuts like that can often get infected, so the Rangers doctors checked him out, and deemed that the scratch was not infected.

Therefore, Shattenkirk didn't play that night because of a healthy scratch.

And the stoopid press got it wrong!
- Atomic Wedgie

exactly, he didn't play because of an unhealthy scratch.. also, do you think he used a straight blade razor?

exactly, he didn't play because of an unhealthy scratch.. also, do you think he used a straight blade razor?
- PatC80

If you don't shave with a hunting knife, you're basically a woman.

He wouldn't be the first New York Ranger to go Messier up top
- TheMussel

and that's the only thing any current Ranger has in common with the Captain

If you don't shave with a hunting knife, you're basically a woman.
- Scabeh

Crap I hope Lums doesn't read this mysogeny

He wouldn't be the first New York Ranger to go Messier up top
- TheMussel

Graves

Crap I hope Lums doesn't read this mysogeny
- Drapz

Crap I hope Lums doesn't read this mysogeny
- Drapz

I'm positive he'd just blame it all on Wedgie.

HE WASN'T HEALTHY. HE CUT HIS HEAD WHILE SHAVING OK?

- 21peter

- winsix

Crap I hope Lums doesn't read this mysogeny
- Drapz

I believe Lums has been very clear that jokes do not count.

I believe Lums has been very clear that jokes do not count.
- Scabeh

But what if someone forced him to make the joke?

But what if someone forced him to make the joke?
- Drapz

#mejoke

#mejoke
- Fakepartofme

#youintrouble

#WhatDidIWalkInto

#WhatDidIWalkInto
- RickJames77

#MeToo

Trouba, Mcavoy or Parayko
- senstroll

IF MacAvoy would be available, Leafs jump on that.
Happily deal Nylander + for him. (plus a 2nd rounder or Johnsson).

MacAvoy is a future Norris winner.
He's the real deal.
All-star player.
A guy you want to build your team around.
A gud pro.

IF MacAvoy would be available, Leafs jump on that.
Happily deal Nylander + for him. (plus a 2nd rounder or Johnsson).

MacAvoy is a future Norris winner.
He's the real deal.
All-star player.
A guy you want to build your team around.
A gud pro.


- plantheparade

That “+” you are offering is laughable for the Bruins

IF MacAvoy would be available, Leafs jump on that.
Happily deal Nylander + for him. (plus a 2nd rounder or Johnsson).

MacAvoy is a future Norris winner.
He's the real deal.
All-star player.
A guy you want to build your team around.
A gud pro.


- plantheparade

Whoah, whoah! I was with you until the last one! You can't just go throwing out the "gud pro" label all willy nilly like this! It takes a special player to be a "real gud pro"!

I mean, MacAvoy is good, I'll admit, but he's no Hyman!

That “+” you are offering is laughable for the Bruins
- Santo_44

my point was more that McAvoy is much much better than Trouba / Parayko.

my point was more that McAvoy is much much better than Trouba / Parayko.
- plantheparade

Yeah he would just cost a lot more and likely isn’t available.

Just like Matthews and Marner he isn’t going anywhere.

Yeah he would just cost a lot more and likely isn’t available.

Just like Matthews and Marner he isn’t going anywhere.
- Santo_44

i guess you're one of the only ones on here agreeing with me then that McAvoy has a (much) higher value than Nylander.

IF MacAvoy would be available, Leafs jump on that.
Happily deal Nylander + for him. (plus a 2nd rounder or Johnsson).

MacAvoy is a future Norris winner.
He's the real deal.
All-star player.
A guy you want to build your team around.
A gud pro.


- plantheparade

and that's why Boston gonna get rid of him for a fancy winger and a #55 pick

new blog everyone