Hand delivering the jersey of the team he's being traded to.
- Woderwick

According to Aaron Spelling's autobiography, Herve Villechaize was demanding a raise for Fantasy Island, saying he was the main star.

So Spelling told him to show up at his office to discuss it.

Upon arrival, Villechaize found the halls of Spelling's office were filled with other little people who were actors, all rehearsing the line "look boss, the plane! The plane!"

Pathetic rookie mistake by Dubas - why the frank would he travel to Europe?

You make Nylander and his agent come to your office.

Then you make them wait in the waiting room for 45 minutes.

Then you adjust their chairs so that they are sitting at a lower level than you are.

And wear your yellow power tie!

For frank's sakes, it's like Dubas has never read a 1980s management book before!

Only thing I can think of is that Dubas wants a nice little trip to Europe on the company dime.

#FireDubas
- Atomic Wedgie

dude, Dubas is a millennial.. not gonna read books from the '80s, unless he can download it to his iPad and has it read to him in a British woman's voice.

Just picking up some chocolate for Halloween, the Bougie bastard.
- Woderwick

yeah that will not last till then.

dude, Dubas is a millennial.. not gonna read books from the '80s, unless he can download it to his iPad and has it read to him in a British woman's voice.
- PatC80

He can play Fortnite on the plane.

It's all good.

Doesn't need to be said...although Austin may be a little better overall than Connor.
- Woderwick

I just wish that reporters would ask other players around the league what they think - we have no way of knowing!

I just wish that reporters would ask other players around the league what they think - we have no way of knowing!
- Atomic Wedgie

so (frank)ing annoying

Pathetic rookie mistake by Dubas - why the frank would he travel to Europe?

You make Nylander and his agent come to your office.

Then you make them wait in the waiting room for 45 minutes.

Then you adjust their chairs so that they are sitting at a lower level than you are.

And wear your yellow power tie!

For frank's sakes, it's like Dubas has never read a 1980s management book before!

Only thing I can think of is that Dubas wants a nice little trip to Europe on the company dime.

#FireDubas
- Atomic Wedgie

He can play Fortnite on the plane.

It's all good.
- Scabeh

right, cause he doesn't play for the Canucks..

- Aetherial

There is truth to this but also Marner and JVR took the PP time last year and ran with it.

But yes, Laine is good but Matthews is on another level. Laine is like Kessel to Matthews' Crosby. Laine is a star, Matthews is generational. Matthews is the best player since Crosby.
- Zezel

Well actually mcdavid is the best player since crosby.
But matthews is easily the 2nd.

According to Aaron Spelling's autobiography, Herve Villechaize was demanding a raise for Fantasy Island, saying he was the main star.

So Spelling told him to show up at his office to discuss it.

Upon arrival, Villechaize found the halls of Spelling's office were filled with other little people who were actors, all rehearsing the line "look boss, the plane! The plane!"
- Atomic Wedgie

In a previous life, I had a boss who called one of our sales reps into the office. Guy drove 5 hours to Mississauga to be fired. He didn't have a clue what was happening. He was being let go only because we lost a national account to a USA competitor. I didn't have much respect for the then part owner of the company, and none after he pulled that low grade poope. Oh... I ended up replacing Mr. Part owner boss man a few years later as he was walked out the door. Karma baby!

I was thinking they play him the tavares video that marner did, and just terribly edit it with voice overs where they say nylander instead of Tavares.
- bryant

And Leivo and Gauthier instead of Marner.

- TheMussel

hilarious... ghost written for him ... about a guy who managed to lose money with a casino?

has anyone ever lost money on a casino? is that even possible?

- Aetherial

- TheMussel

- Woderwick

I agree

Many here will not get this reference, but I just blew a booger out my nose while laughing.
- Atomic Wedgie

Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace...

dude, Dubas is a millennial.. not gonna read books from the '80s, unless he can download it to his iPad and has it read to him in a British woman's voice.
- PatC80

No way man...he highlights lines in books that he deems are important and worthy of relaying to his team. He is an old school book monster.

I agree
- bobbyisno1

Right?

But stil...shoulda picked Laine.

In Switzerland.. Wonder if discussion is; we are going to sign you to this? Or, Yah, you've been traded to...?
- PatC80

I though he was in Sweden working out?

Well actually mcdavid is the best player since crosby.
But matthews is easily the 2nd.
- Fakepartofme

Mathews is a way different type of player, but overall easily just as good.
Remember 1 dimensional Kessel.

I though he was in Sweden working out?
- zazzle

To LMFAO

yeah that will not last till then.
- zazzle

My franking office is flooded with little Hallowe'en chocolate bars - all over the office.

It pisses me off. Hundreds of thousands of empty calories, just tempting people to shovel garbage into their stomachs.

I'd yell at these people, but it would be rude to speak with my mouth full of chocolate...

My franking office is flooded with little Hallowe'en chocolate bars - all over the office.

It pisses me off. Hundreds of thousands of empty calories, just tempting people to shovel garbage into their stomachs.

I'd yell at these people, but it would be rude to speak with my mouth full of chocolate...
- Atomic Wedgie

Are there any little aero bars?
Mmmm solid milk chocolate....

My franking office is flooded with little Hallowe'en chocolate bars - all over the office.

It pisses me off. Hundreds of thousands of empty calories, just tempting people to shovel garbage into their stomachs.

I'd yell at these people, but it would be rude to speak with my mouth full of chocolate...
- Atomic Wedgie

We just loaded up last night with 200 full size chocolate bars. Had my daughter hide them so I wouldn't start eating them. My poor little sweet pea can't eat chocolate so she has no issues staying out of them herself.