- Aetherial

The pain runs deep.

*adjusts personal dreams so that becoming a bus driver for ECHL linesman feels like a satisfying accomplishment*

Matthews would not sign with Ottawa.
- mjones242

I don’t think so either. But now the thought is out there and it would give me nightmares.
(Remember when it was thought Trump was a joke presidential candidate? Those kind of nightmares)

awe...
- Arctic_AARDVARK

*falls to knees and screams WHY?!*

Wait, check that.. I will not associate myself with falling to my knees on this site.

(frank) off with this offersheet crap.
- Steven_Seagull

WARNING

If the Leafs' powerplay causes you to have a boner for more than 5 seasons seek medical attention.

I hope someone does. I’ll take the 3rd pick back.
- Steven_Seagull

I bet you would.

Melnyk?
- david22

I was replying to a post about the Sens giving Matthews an offer sheet. Yes Melnyk. Sens cheap ass owner.

*falls to knees and screams WHY?!*

Wait, check that.. I will not associate myself with falling to my knees on this site.
- Dozzer

Too late.

WARNING

If the Leafs' powerplay causes you to have a boner for more than 5 seasons seek medical attention.
- winsix

You seem to bring up the topic of male genitalia rather often.....

Too late.
- Steven_Seagull

*gets up *

WARNING

If the Leafs' powerplay causes you to have a boner for more than 5 seasons seek medical attention.
- winsix

Priapism. Can be dangerous. As an intern once I had to use an iv needle to drain a boner that wouldn’t go down after 12 hours on an injectable impotence treatment even with injected antiboner meds given (pre viagra days). Guy said it hurt like hell, but he was happy. His wife called him superman (I don’t recall what his GF called him).

*falls to knees and screams WHY?!*

Wait, check that.. I will not associate myself with falling to my knees on this site.
- Dozzer

Look who's talking?

Look who's talking?
- winsix

Surprised?

Surprised?
- Dozzer

Nah - all good.

Ennis - healthy scratch tonight
Marincin out - Ozhiganov in

Nah - all good.

Ennis - healthy scratch tonight
Marincin out - Oziganov in
- winsix

excellent

Nah - all good.

Ennis - healthy scratch tonight
Marincin out - Oziganov in
- winsix

who's playing instead of Ennis?
Johnsson?

who's playing instead of Ennis?
Johnsson?
- plantheparade

yes

Nah - all good.

Ennis - healthy scratch tonight
Marincin out - Ozhiganov in
- winsix

Saw that about Moroncin

And hopefully this gives ennis a kick in the ass... he's better than he's been playing.

Saw that about Moroncin

And hopefully this gives ennis a kick in the ass... he's better than he's been playing.
- Dozzer

dude.... © that poop.

dude.... © that poop.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Sadly coming up with that is one of my best achievements in life

Nah - all good.

Ennis - healthy scratch tonight
Marincin out - Ozhiganov in
- winsix

Good news then. Won't surprise me to see Ennis on waivers soon. Need to get a better winger in the lineup. Must be a few around worth a chance.

Saw that about Moroncin

And hopefully this gives ennis a kick in the ass... he's better than he's been playing.
- Dozzer

Is RETARDINER playing?

Darnell frickin' Nurse

Git er dun

Leafs have about $30.2 million of cap space next year. If you consider that the increases that Marner and Matthews get will be about $18 million and Willie gets say $6.5, that will leave $5.7 million plus next years' increase (say $5 million) to the cap for a total of $10.7 milion to sign Kapanen, Johnsson, Oziganov and several entry level or less than $1 million dollar deals to fill out the roster. (Gardiner - he will get $6 to $7 million from some team that has cap room - he will be gone for sure IMO)

Gonna be tight as a bull's ass at fly time, but can be done. Leafs are digging in hard on Willie's contract for good reason.
- winsix

$18 for Marner/Matthews is low. More likely to be $20-22.

Darnell frickin' Nurse

Git er dun
- mr.sir

Nah.

Darnell frickin' Nurse

Git er dun
- mr.sir

Nylander for a #4 defenseman