Dorion seems like he's either incredibly uncomfortable speaking publicly or he's drunk at work. A LOT.
- gravyface

Probably both. The latter is probably caused by the former. Poor bastard. Does he even get paid much for being Melnyk's stooge and scape goat? Probably not, since Melnyk is notoriously cheap.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_nickrichard/status/1042191384088911872?s=19
- walshyleafsfan

Oh great. Somehow it will evolve to an argument about Ennis, I just know it.
- Thecakeisalie

“Nylander, Gardiner, and a first for...” is my favourite.

Only 25%?

Pfft says Wellwood.
- Fakepartofme

Keith Tkachunk says "Hold my beer."

“Nylander, Gardiner, and a first for...” is my favourite.
- Steven_Seagull

Would you trade that for Seth Jones?

Keith Tkachunk says "Hold my beer."
- Aetherial

“I’ll take it.”

- Byfuglien

Probably both. The latter is probably caused by the former. Poor bastard. Does he even get paid much for being Melnyk's stooge and scape goat? Probably not, since Melnyk is notoriously cheap.
- Thecakeisalie

Melnyk is approaching Ballard levels of ineptitude, maybe even surpassing.

Would you trade that for Seth Jones?
- Aetherial

Yes. Problem is that Columbus would have to agree.

Nothing says edge or your seat hockey as having the play by play guy talking about ice care.
- Dozzer

Like listening to a bass player stuck on one note.

Like listening to a bass player stuck on one note.
- sloppyseconds2

I was happy if I remembered to bring the bass in the first place

- gravyface

I had forgotten just how boring pre-season hockey is.

Keith Tkachunk says "Hold my beer."
- Aetherial

Jake Do(uble)chin

I was happy if I remembered to bring the bass in the first place
- Dozzer

Those damn empty cases with just other stuff in them.

SNAKEVARES IS A LEAF

I had forgotten just how boring pre-season hockey is.
- Atomic Wedgie

Sens

"What are we going to do without JVR net front?"

"That".

JT with a pair. Ohhh yes!!

"Tavares from Marner". I think we're going to hear that a lot this year. Tavares is gonna hit 40 this year.

Judas

JT relax.
Still have 82 reg games and 22 playoff games to go.

Melnyk is approaching Ballard levels of ineptitude, maybe even surpassing.
- gravyface

Not even franking close.

Ballard = worst professional sports owner ever.

Ballard < Red Klotz

"Tavares from Marner". I think we're going to hear that a lot this year. Tavares is gonna hit 40 this year.
- Thecakeisalie

Oh, what’s he going to score in the last 42 games?

"What are we going to do without JVR net front?"

"That".
- gravyface

Yes guy.

SNAKEVARES IS A LEAF
- Steven_Seagull

It'd be great if we could get a nickname to catch on for the Scotiabank Center. Let it now be informally known as "the snake pit".