I told you you’ll pay for leaving me.
- Steven_Seagull

Hahaha.

I can
- Dozzer

It's mostly lies, its no more than 95% accurate

Remember when he was dangerous?
Long long time ago.....


In galaxy far far away.
- Fakepartofme

Was he ever that dangerous?

At least on Ottawa

He’s never reached 60 points on the Sens

How the (frank) did he get that contract....a 1st line scoring winger that only scored 60+ points twice...

Was he ever that dangerous?

At least on Ottawa

He’s never reached 60 points on the Sens

How the (frank) did he get that contract....a 1st line scoring winger that only scored 60+ points twice...
- Santo_44

I blame the Ducks, but mostly, no... I blame the Ducks

Was he ever that dangerous?

At least on Ottawa

He’s never reached 60 points on the Sens

How the (frank) did he get that contract....a 1st line scoring winger that only scored 60+ points twice...
- Santo_44

LOLtawa was afraid of him walking for free, so they overpaid...by 3 million.

I wish he'd call the games

It's mostly lies, its no more than 95% accurate
- PatC80

Haven't read it myself... I just heard there's fireplaces with bear skin rugs and a few "tastefully" placed lava lamps

WTF?

Elliotte Friedman: on Jake Dotchin - -From what I heard, it was extreme, he wasn’t just out of shape, he was extremely out of shape, we had heard he showed up with 25% body fat, that’s way too high for an NHLer

WTF?

Elliotte Friedman: on Jake Dotchin - -From what I heard, it was extreme, he wasn’t just out of shape, he was extremely out of shape, we had heard he showed up with 25% body fat, that’s way too high for an NHLer
- PatC80

Was he ever that dangerous?

At least on Ottawa

He’s never reached 60 points on the Sens

How the (frank) did he get that contract....a 1st line scoring winger that only scored 60+ points twice...
- Santo_44

I can't believe he's only 31.

Haven't read it myself... I just heard there's fireplaces with bear skin rugs and a few "tastefully" placed lava lamps
- Dozzer

I won't confirm nor deny the use of lava lamps

- Steven_Seagull

Thats Phil Kessel levels of fat.

Wow, Marner is magic...

Was he ever that dangerous?

At least on Ottawa

He’s never reached 60 points on the Sens

How the (frank) did he get that contract....a 1st line scoring winger that only scored 60+ points twice...
- Santo_44

I think it was his four 30 goal seasons, more so than his points.

Thats Phil Kessel levels of fat.
- PatC80

What’s he (frank)ing slanging hot dogs to his conference rivals? Jesus

I wish he'd call the games


- dmnted

That's Not Joe Bowen!

What’s he (frank)ing slanging hot dogs to his division rivals? Jesus
- RickJames77

You know. Same old poop

LOLtawa was afraid of him walking for free, so they overpaid...by 3 million.
- Steven_Seagull

One of the worst contracts in the league

They have Boedker too

And Gaborik

WTF?

Elliotte Friedman: on Jake Dotchin - -From what I heard, it was extreme, he wasn’t just out of shape, he was extremely out of shape, we had heard he showed up with 25% body fat, that’s way too high for an NHLer
- PatC80

How do you even pull that off? Killorn was saying that it's all subjective, some teams "pinch in different spots"... they're using calipers? Really? I would think they'd use air displacement which is way more accurate, but could also put you at a higher number easily; no way to cheat.

One of the worst contracts in the league

They have Boedker too

And Gaborik
- Santo_44

Got squat for Hoffman, and a crap package for Karlsson.


I (frank)ing love it.

How do you even pull that off? Killorn was saying that it's all subjective, some teams "pinch in different spots"... they're using calipers? Really? I would think they'd use air displacement which is way more accurate, but could also put you at a higher number easily; no way to cheat.
- gravyface

Exactly. I don't believe that the 25% body fat was determined by a simple "pinch"

I think it was his four 30 goal seasons, more so than his points.
- david22

That 23 goal and 11 goal(46 games) seasons years prior to that contract sure as hell should be a warning sign.

Ffs JVR got 7 mil when the cap was 10 million higher

How do you even pull that off? Killorn was saying that it's all subjective, some teams "pinch in different spots"... they're using calipers? Really? I would think they'd use air displacement which is way more accurate, but could also put you at a higher number easily; no way to cheat.
- gravyface

LA should just give Phaneuf a “ new meal plan” during next offseason for a strict Big Mac diet.

Then terminate his contract and have Phaneuf sue them for making his career turn to poop and lost wages

Easy peasy

Marner on the PK. I admit, I like it.

You trade Erik Karlsson for a package including a guy that makes a turnover like that?


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