Ever since reading Ek's blog, I've stopped screwing Canadians out of fear... I've developed a palate for Russian and Ukrainian girls however...
- SofaKingBored

Just make sure there’s no video camera in the room. Bigly...

The goal horn as the Leafs run up the score?
- Dongull_Trump

Yeaaaah boii.
Toughness is a great quality to have on a team.
Just not at the expense of talent.
If you can find players with both, you're setting yourself up for success.

Ever since reading Ek's blog, I've stopped screwing Canadians out of fear... I've developed a palate for Russian and Ukrainian girls however...
- SofaKingBored

Three times the viewers

Just make sure there’s no video camera in the room. Bigly...
- Dongull_Trump

#FakeNews

Three times the viewers
- bobbyisno1

Yes, the Canadiens have three times the viewers on RDS vs lawn darts...

Yes, the Canadiens have three times the viewers on RDS vs lawn darts...
- SofaKingBored

Les Fake News

Les Fake News
- Dongull_Trump

Tabernac!

Yes, the Canadiens have three times the viewers on RDS vs lawn darts...
- SofaKingBored

When our restaurant was in Trenton we got all the Canadiens games, we moved to Brighton a whopping 16 kilometres away and now we are out of market.
Thank the hockey gods, so many people ask me to put on the Habs.

I think I'll have to purchase the new iPhone XS Plus so that I can watch the Leafs run up the score vs Les Femmes Habitants on an OLED screen...

When our restaurant was in Trenton we got all the Canadiens games, we moved to Brighton a whopping 16 kilometres away and now we are out of market.
Thank the hockey gods, so many people ask me to put on the Habs.
- bobbyisno1

I would start to dislike that job if I received that request on the regular...

Finnish people have the coolest names.

Finnish people have the coolest names.
- BetterCallSaul

Please provide some examples...

Please provide some examples...
- SofaKingBored

Curry

I think I'll have to purchase the new iPhone XS Plus so that I can watch the Leafs run up the score vs Les Femmes Habitants on an OLED screen...
- SofaKingBored

OLEd OLEd OLEd OLEd

Please provide some examples...
- SofaKingBored

Vesa Toskala.

Curry
- bobbyisno1

Sounds a bit middle Eastern...

OLEd OLEd OLEd OLEd
- Dongull_Trump

Vesa Toskala.
- BetterCallSaul

Another former Leafs player I've been blocking out of existence...

Tom Sestito
- mr.sir

0 playoff games during cup runs

0 playoff games during cup runs
- burn

Kessel scored one goal in 12 Stanley Cup Playoff games this postseason, when the Penguins were eliminated by the Washington Capitals in the Eastern Conference Second Round and failed to win the Stanley Cup for a third straight season.

"So I don't feel that we have to trade Phil Kessel," Rutherford said. "He was a difference-maker when we won the two Cups, he's coming off a [regular season when] he had 92 points, and we didn't win the Cup, we didn't three-peat, and now people are trying to come up with ideas why we didn't do that. And the reason we didn't do that is because we didn't have the energy to win three championships in a row. I'm not sure anybody has it. To me, that's ultimately what happened to us this year. I don't think pointing the finger at any one guy as the reason we didn't win the Cup is fair at all."

0 playoff games during cup runs
- burn

Yes but his contribution from the press box was felt on the ice...

- Dongull_Trump

Kept the flies off

Yes but his contribution from the press box was felt on the ice...
- SofaKingBored

He was playing for the pens farm team during their cup season.

Even better.

He was playing for the pens farm team during their cup season.

Even better.
- burn

Yeah, I got nothing..